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AdultAlexandraFire

My Cousin LIES!

Right now, I'm so annoyed with my cousin who is trying to set me up with a friend of hers. Not only did I tell her no several days ago, but she went on to message her all about me. And these messages contain absolute LIES! Here's a list of them:

>>>I'm a student in Harvard who is transferring to a local PR college to get an MD in medicine.
>>>I'm a clean shaven, short haired, dark skinned bodybuilder with small feet who is a few inches shorter than I am.
>>>I'm the kind who studies all the time and is constantly only doing medicine related things.
>>>My parents are super rich and I have a full driver's license and white BMW.
>>>Worst of all, I'm a gay guy looking for someone to turn me straight.

So... This is just so horrible. I keep telling her no, to cancel it, but she refuses. I have to meet her Friday at 5. I'm just like... No >< So, now I need a good excuse to not go out on Friday. Think I can break my leg non-painfully? ^^;
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Added: 10 years, 8 months ago
 
HattieTheHat
10 years, 8 months ago
Maybe you could get your hair really dirty and say you have to wash it.
AdultAlexandraFire
10 years, 8 months ago
That's not gonna work.
HattieTheHat
10 years, 8 months ago
So just tell the girl your cousin was lying and tell the girl you're sorry your cousin wasted her time and got her hopes up.
AdultAlexandraFire
10 years, 8 months ago
I plan to.
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