I can't really afford the time to make it off my own bat, but there seems to be some interest radiating around, so I'll tell you what. If you'd be interested in putting a donation toward this project (thereby making it, in essence, a class-action commission), leave a comment here. It would take about $100 to cover it, so if I could get that much together, the strobe-lit majesty would be bestowed by the end of the month.
(NOTE: This is just a vote-tally for now, don't worry about donating anything just yet)