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CyberCornEntropic

Great Tits

You just did a double-take at the title, didn't you?  Not because of what it says but who wrote it. ;p

Did you know great tits are murderous, rapacious, flesh-rending predators?
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Added: 5 years ago
 
dmfalk
5 years ago
...Nevermind that titmice are not well-endowed rodents (or rodents at all!).....

d.m.f.
CyberCornEntropic
5 years ago
As a side note, pegamousie wings and tailfeathers aren't based off of eagles or hawks as is often done with pegasi.  Instead, they're based off of – you guessed it – titmouse wings and tails.
CyberCornEntropic
5 years ago
Or that boobies really do come with feet.
dmfalk
5 years ago
*recalls a certain Woody Allen movie from 40+ years ago, with giant, bouncing, free-range boobies*

o.o

*screams, running out the door*

....And on a related thought.....

" ,,,Being surrounded by boobies and tits, it has never been completely understood how the squirrels in this forest went about with mating, given their preoccupation with playing with each other's nuts...


*innocent smile* :)

d.m.f.
CyberCornEntropic
5 years ago
However, there were the nuthatches, which apparently involved a lot more sitting on guy squirrels than most anticipated.
CyberCornEntropic
4 years, 11 months ago
" Booby Nuts!!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere.
High adventure that's beyond compare.
They are the Booby Nuts.

That's what you get when squirrels and birds team up.
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