Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you've done!
( ) Smoked.
( ) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died. (xWHUT)
( ) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert. (xWHAT.)
(x) given a handjob.
(x) gotten a handjob.
(x) given a blowjob.
(x ) gotten a blowjob.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
(x) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
( ) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (xReally.)
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
( ) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (xWHAT DO ALL THESE I MARKED WITH X HAVE TO DO WITH VIRGINITY LOL)
(x) Went streaking. (RANDOMLY IN MY ROOM LOL IM ODD.)
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room. (xYES BECAUSE HAVING SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX/OPPOSITE IN YOUR ROOM /TTLY/ COUNTS AS DOING IT. l:0)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91% ( OH LOOK THE GAY RULE PERCENT.)
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
( ) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger. (xI HUGGED YOU. LETS DO IT.)
( ) Went scuba diving. (xThe ocean came all over you with its salty "water." l:3)
( ) Driven a car. (xyour inside it. OH MY SO SEXUAL.)
( ) Gotten an x-ray. (xIT PENETRATES YOU WOTH ELECTROMAGNETOWAYVES.)
( ) Hit by a car. (xTHAT CARS AFTER DAT ASS. l:3)
( ) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone. (xLOL REGULAR SHOW JOKE. YOU KNOW YOU WANT SUM BROKEN BONESSS AGAIN WHAT.)
( ) Eaten sushi. (xEw fish tacos. STILL WHAT. oh you "ate" it. STOP "PLAYING" WITH YOUR FOOD)
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
(x) Made porn. (giga guilty c:)
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (xi like you LETS YIFF.)
(x) Been in love. (xi love you- well, maybe this is counting. >v>)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
(x) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried. (xHAHAHAH I CAME OUT MY EYES.)
( ) Cried yourself to sleep. (xPFFT.)
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep. (x..HAHAHA I HAD A FUNNY WETDREAM.)
( ) Stabbed yourself. (x...really.)
( ) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (I DRAW ALL DAY EVERYDAY.
( ) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die. (x...because its so hot to watch a squirrell get ran over. NNGH. >x<)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
( ) Watched a person die.(x..... WHAT ARE HALF OF THESE.)
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
( ) Pranked somebody.(x)
( ) Put somebody in the hospital. (x im just gonna mark them here on in.)
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (x)
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.(x)
( ) Dressed goth.(X)
( ) Dressed preppy.(x)
( ) Been to a motocross race.(x)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
( ) Avoided somebody.(x)
(x) Been stalked. (PEDO BEAR. <A< lolidk and on iS?)
(x) Stalked someone. (Again, only iS)
( ) Met a celebrity.
( ) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. (papercut?)
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody. (dick ditched? UM WAT?)
( ) Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
( ) Got caught stealing something. (xnot even gonna x anymore lol.)
( ) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. (yeah,rikusaki rikusaki asked me out, and i wasnt expectingm it, he was asking me out ALLL day. and i didnt get it until i ASKED him if he liked me at the end of the school day LOL.....)
( ) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. (try a whole 2 years, and it was over with just a few days ago...>x<)
(x) Sat on your butt all day. (its called SCHOOL.)
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
( ) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%
(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age. (younger actually)
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying. (Story Time: ....SO I GO INTO PANDA EXPRESS. i was sleepy as fuck, so i grab some ornge chicken, and walk out. the lady came out so i thought i forgot to grab something of mine, the next words i heard were ..."you forgot to pay." naturally i spazzed and freaked out and went back in and payed. GOD that was the most embarressing thing ive EVER done.)
( ) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.
FINAL PERCENTAGE: 69%
IM 69% DOUBLE BLOWJOBINGLY INNOCENT.
8 years ago
02 May 2011 16:14 CEST