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SoubiGlowheart

I think my friends dog wants me dead! O_o

Few minutes ago I walked outside and my friend's dog apparently got a hold of a huge BBQ steak knife from the shed! I didnt even know knives were in there! So I look over and the dog has it gripped on the back running at me with it straight forward pointing at me! > This close < to stabbing me in the chest! He jumped me 5 times and I had to smack him! ;~; Hes a huge dog! Hes a Italian mastiff/German Sheppard mix. Will comes out fending it off with a skateboard and the dog drops the blade! So I call him over and he naws on my arm! So I had to grab his scruff and pin him down while he collected all the knives! (*´;ェ;`*)
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Added: 10 years, 8 months ago
 
puppies
10 years, 8 months ago
O.O that's really scary..
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
Yeah just turn around walking out a door and there is the dog sprinting armed and ready to assassinate me!!! 。゚(゚ノД`゚)゚。
puppies
10 years, 8 months ago
heh well glad to hear you survived it *hugs* perhaps the tow of you can talk and sort things out?
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
Im the only one the dog doesnt reason with! s;
puppies
10 years, 8 months ago
that could be dangerous, supervision at all times!
Ruaidhri
10 years, 8 months ago
That dog. Is a million times scarier than any other dog and more intelligent too apparently. xwx
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
I wish I had a camera and posted it on YT because that would get tons of views! though it was scary as heck!
HeffalumpJump
10 years, 8 months ago
awwwww! *hugs you* poor guy. dont worry, assassin dogs are only semi-common. pfft lol

still, dont worry, youre ganna be okay <3
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
yeah *Huggles* But still! I never would have expected that to ever happen!!!
NoirtheUmbreon
10 years, 8 months ago
code red we have to now hide all knives from canines D:
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
yeah! IKR?!!!! So much for mans best friend!!!!
PURRfect93
10 years, 8 months ago
This is why cats are better :p

We just plot XD
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
XD Until you take plans of action!  lol
PURRfect93
10 years, 8 months ago
Well its not our fault things fall off shelves and almost hit you .3.
NoirtheUmbreon
10 years, 8 months ago
well crisis averted.....for now *dun dun duuuuuun*
MystBunny
10 years, 8 months ago
Behind on your protection payments again?
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
XD If anything my friend would be! I'd fire his dog! lol
Yanshine
10 years, 8 months ago
This is the weirdest shit I've ever heard to come. Dog and cats are evolving.
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
Yeah O_o Too much weird stuff going on lately!
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 8 months ago
Hope they don't become a true race of anthropomorphic animals which make us seem like nut jobs! lol
Cloud006
10 years, 7 months ago
WOW!
that is crazy.
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 7 months ago
IKR?!!!!!!
Cloud006
10 years, 7 months ago
IKR??
what does that mean??
sorry I don't speak internet.
SoubiGlowheart
10 years, 7 months ago
IKR (I KNOW RIGHT?!!!) XD Crazy dog lol
Cloud006
10 years, 7 months ago
OH!!
thanks for letting me know.
an yes very crazy dog.
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