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VerbMyNoun

Way TMI Tuesday - Piper Shepard - extended thru Wednesday (work)

So in light of the RIDICULOUS number of faves and watches I got from the following pic, I have decided that little Miss Piper deserves some love.



Piper is 5, and lives with her older brother, Nathan, and his girlfriend, Valerie. She has no idea what sex is, so she won't answer any questions about that topic. Her favorite possession is her plush, purple dragon, named Estrid.

Here's another pic, for good measure.

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Since work is causing me to miss most of TMI Tuesday, and I have Wednesday off, I am extending this session through Midnight Eastern tomorrow.

Piper's replies will be in Red.
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Added: 5 years, 5 months ago
 
kemosabe
5 years, 5 months ago
Hello there, sweetie!  Aren't you adorable!  Where ever did you come from?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*cowers and hides*

Me: It's okay, Piper. I know you're not supposed to talk to strangers, but kemosabe is my friend.

*Steps back out of hiding, smiles, thinks for a second, then puts one paw on her hip and uses the other one to hold Estrid tightly*

Well, Mister Keemohsobby, I came from the hospidle. Then my Mommy took me home. The she died. And now my big brother and Miss Valawee have me.

Me: And Piper, he called you adorable. Wasn't that nice? What do you say?

What does adoowabble mean, Mister Verb?

Me: It means you're cuter than sunshine and rainbows and unicorns and candy, Sweetie.

Oh! Thank you, Mr. Keemohsobby! *smiles a huge smile and holds up her doll* Isn't Estwid adoowabble, too?
kemosabe
5 years, 5 months ago
Yes!  Estrid is very adorable!  Not as adorable as you, though!  Is your big brother and Valerie nice to you?  What's it like with them?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*Looks at her doll and says*

It's okay, Estwid. I still think you're as adoowabble as me.

I'm still finding out about my Nafan an' Valawee, but they're weally nice. I love them both alweady. Nafan and Valawee have horsies, named Ah-patchee and Shy-anne, and they bought me a pony! Her name is Sundance. Nafan is strong, and he likes to throw me high up in the air and catch me. He does something called land scraping. Miss Valawee is a pee-dee-uh-trishin. That means she's a doctor for cubs, like me.
kemosabe
5 years, 5 months ago
It must be very nice having horses like that!  Do you ride yet?  

What's it like living with a doctor? You must feel really really safe with her around.  
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Nafan lets me wide her, but he keeps her on a wope and we walk awwound in circles. He calls it lounging, I fink.

*plays with the yarn hair of her Estrid doll as she thinks*

It's nice having a nice doctor like Miss Valawee around. And Nafan is so big and strong, too! He'd never let me get hurt, and if I ever did, she would make it better. I feel weally safe with them.
kemosabe
5 years, 5 months ago
Hehe that sounds really nice!  Are you a little cowgirl when you ride?  
dilbertdog
5 years, 5 months ago
fave food
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*thinks long and hard, opens mouth to answer, then stops, to think some more... This process repeats numerous times, before she finally answers*

Hmm... Weese's Peanut Butter Cups!

Me: Piper, candy doesn't count as food.

Oh... Hmm... *scrunches up muzzle in deep concentration* Does Miss Valawee's lazzonya count?

Me: Yes, Piper, yes it does.

*wags her tail happily*

Okay, then, that's my favowite.
soggymaster
5 years, 5 months ago
I.... I don't know what to say outside of the fact that Piper might be the cutest thing I've seen on this site.
Also, do I know this Estrid?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Evwybuddy should know Estwid!!!
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 5 months ago
Quinn beams down at the puppy before her, then crouches so that she is at eye level with Piper. She sets to work at making her fingers blur across the surface of her tablet, then she holds it underneath her chin so the little girl can see both her face and the screen. Her expression is an almost motherly smile as she taps one last time to begin a feminine voice reading off the text displayed on the screen. "Hello Piper. My name is Quinn. This is how I talk. Can you read along with the words on this screen as I speak to you this way?"
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*giggles cutely*

You talk funny. No, I can't read that fast, and some of the words are too big.

Me: Piper, be polite. She talks differently, but that doesn't make it funny.

*ears droop*

I'm sowwy, Kwinn.

Me: That's better, Sweetie.
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 5 months ago
Quinn goes into the settings and turns down the read-off speed by a little bit. "It is okay. I am not mad. How do you like this? Is it easier to read now?"
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
A little bit, Kwinn. Thank you.

*smiles at the ocelot/gazelle mix and wags tail happily*
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 5 months ago
"Want to know a secret, sometimes I find this voice is kind of silly, too." Quinn mimes a giggle. "But, I have to talk like this because I am different. It is okay, though, because everybody has something that makes them different, and that is what makes it so much fun to learn about new people. So, you should not laugh at someone for being different, because if everybody was the same, it would be really boring." Quinn mimes another giggle.
BlastoTheHanar
5 years, 5 months ago
After Quinn finishes with her little lesson and walks away, Ashton comes up to her in private, saying, "You were so cute with that kid... You'll make a great mother someday..." After a long pause, he adds, "If you weren't dating someone right now, I would totally jump your bones!"
Quinn's expression is half annoyed, half flattered as she types her response, and she jumps to the side a bit as if at an imaginary grope from her brother, "Stop it. You know even saying something like that is dangerously close to breaking our rules. You know better."
Ashton replies with a simple "Sorry" and they walk off to each do their own thing. The last thing Ashton wants to do is get in the way of a serious relationship. He just has self-control issues when it comes to Quinn sometimes.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite movie?

What is your opinion on reptiles?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Wed!

Bwave!

Hmmm... Mister Verb, what's a weptile?


Me: They are people that have scales instead of fur, Sweetie, like Mr. Chris.

Oh! They're neat! Uhm... what's an oh-pin-yun?
RisingDragon
5 years, 5 months ago
what your favorite thing to do?

Do you have favorite book or tv show?

Do you like having an older brother?

Can you tell about your friend Estwid?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
I like colowing pictures! I wanna be a awtist!

My Wittle Pony!

I do, he's a lot of fun!

Her name's not Estwid! It's Estwid! She's also lots of fun. She's a pwetty purple dwagon. She and I got on lots of adventures. She thinks she's weal, but I keep telling her she's not. She gets me in twouble sometimes cuz she doesn't believe me.
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Little puppy, where is your mommy and daddy?

How old is your brother?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*fidgets shyly and uncomfortably, tears welling up in her eyes*

I don't have a Daddy, and my Mommy died a little bit ago...

*sniffles and dries her eyes, and hugs her Estrid plushie closer*

Nafan is twenny-six years old. That's a lot!
RisingDragon
5 years, 5 months ago
Estrid: Piper are you still doing these question things?  Lets get out of here and have some fun! I'm so boooorrrreddd.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
I can't wight now, Estwid. Mister Verb says I need to stay here until tomorrow and answer questions.

Me: Who are you talking to, Piper?

Go wait in your cave, Estwid, and I'll come find you when I am done. *points at a stack of sofa cushions*
RisingDragon
5 years, 5 months ago
Awww the cave is so dull, and you can't call it a cave with treasure horde! oooo ...  do I see a plate of cookies over there? Hehe, looks like fond some tasty loot! *Helps herself to the entire plate and heads to the cushion fort*
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