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Norithics

Size, mothafucka, do you speak it?!

[Unserious journal ahead.]

I think that there may be no task on this Earth as difficult as getting somebody to tell me how big their dick is.

Now, I want to qualify this. I'm not asking for their literal real-life equipment's dimensions. I don't care about that and it's never relevant to me. What I am asking for is a decent working description of the private parts of somebody's character- usually their fursona, more often than not. This, to oppose the other possibility, is almost always relevant to me, because in a majority of these cases, drawing said character and their stickball gear is literally my job.

I am often, and I stress this for context, often a gateway artist for porn. What I mean by this is that people come to me and will want to be in something dirty for the first time in their fictional escapist lives. Which is cool! I like being the gatekeeper to the cartoon Bone Zone. It's fab, and gives me an undeservedly escalated sense of self-importance. What isn't awesome, however, is how someone can give me exhaustive pages of description going in wonderful, immense detail, and still forget to tell me how to represent their junk. I read their paragraph, type my reply and ask, "Well? How 'bout it?"

And they freeze. "Uh!" they stammer, stalling for time even though it's the internet. "Well. It's not huge."

Hold up. First off, bullshit. You didn't come to me to have me draw a tiny baby penis. The only time I draw small dicks is either something belonging to a pillow biter that'll look nice jingling like a christmas bulb while he gets his ass hammered, or an anatomy study for the government to put in 'Exhibit A' of my trial in the Hague. Chances are, if you watch me, you've never even seen me draw a penis that couldn't be described as 'huge.'

Secondly, why is everybody suddenly so afraid of seeming conceited when I ask them this?? It's your fantasy! I'm probably drawing you banging a five-foot-six raccoon with jugs so massive they could knock over full jars of sun tea with an errant turn, why all the trepidation now?? Because if there's one thing Norithics stands for, it's penis shaming. Right, yeah. The only time I've ever uttered "shame" and "cock" in the same sentence was when they were preceded by "It's a" and sandwiching "you won't show me your".

"Well!" they continue. "It's just, goodly sized."

Goodly? Goodly. They might as well have just uttered the phrase "Successive mango gameboys," because it had about as much useful information in it as that statement. There is no charting, no dimension, no gold standard of one US Dick Dollar that I can punch 'Goodly' into my Google Box and come out with a figure.

Now, I want to point out something. They didn't say "I don't care, just pick something and roll with it." If they did, I would! They didn't, though, because they do care. If I go too big or too small, they will vocally disapprove very clearly! It may be weird and petty, but it's true- boys care about how their dicks look, even if they don't realize it. But now I'm charged with realizing something that someone cares very much about, but has never put a lick of thought into what they find appealing about. It's like trying to tailor a suit for a jittery badger. Gimme inches (or metrics, I don't care)! Gimme real life comparisons (flashlight, zucchini, executive oscillating tower fan)! Gimme anything with an actual real dimension!

And then there's shit that people who like and think about this kind of thing don't even realize they care about: Like veins. I can go anywhere from
impious
impious
' clean-and-waxed pristine pricks to @Zipperchoke's towering electrocabling-infested throbmonsters, but I guarantee you'll want one way more than the other! Balls. You want them to nicely coinpurse like you're fucking on a cold hardwood floor, or dangly like someone tossed a couple of tennis balls in a sock? How about foreskin? Shit, it's nearly impossible to know that on first glance, I'm not psychic!

In conclusion, give this a little thought if you don't have an accurate reference or a picture you can compare to when it comes time for me to digitally lithograph your long john. Because it's not gay to think about your dick. It's only gay when I think about your dick.
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Added: 5 years, 4 months ago
 
doomcup
5 years, 4 months ago
Man, your journals can be a joy to read.

Thought provoking, too. I know I'll be putting more thought into my characters' penis sizes.
thecooler
5 years, 4 months ago
i guess its just a kink for some the size do matter.. i guess???
WhiskeyPup
5 years, 4 months ago
Are you thinking about mine? *snickers*
...
But I agree. If I ask for a picture from someone, I give 'em every bit of detail. Whether online or in person at a con. Its art and most of us are adults, so quit acting like 10 years olds in sex ed XD
RokukeShiba
5 years, 4 months ago
Really?:o

People are silly sometimes ^_^
XxSkyxX
5 years, 4 months ago
If I have a character with no ref sheet and art needs to be drawn of them and they ask me about dick size. I may take a minute to respond but that's only because I'm thinking of something to compare it to.
SergeSkunk
5 years, 4 months ago
It's also gay when I think about it too. But then again, I approve of the new US Dick Dollar Economy model you have presented sir. XD
HypnoFire86
5 years, 4 months ago
You want your world turned by my 3 and a half inches of rock hard pleasure, don'tcha? :P
HypnoFire86
5 years, 4 months ago
Also, too many men nowadays are homophobic to talk about the very thing they got attached to them. I talk about my penis at work all the time... And that's why I also have no friends. o.o
ElfenSciuridae
5 years, 4 months ago
Believe or not, most women are turned on by a guy who admits he's small. Guys who constantly brag about having a sausage bigger than an elephant trunk turns them off, except for the one or two who try to find out the truth which if not, even by the slightest bit, he'll be the talk of the women's bathroom of having a tinee wienee. And forever cursed by it. In short, cock hungry women do not like liars.
HypnoFire86
5 years, 4 months ago
....wanna see my penis? :3
ElfenSciuridae
5 years, 4 months ago
I'm not interested in the male anatomy as I have my own, though there are 1200 fems at the college of New Rochelle that might be interested; especially the medical, bio and nursing study areas.
HypnoFire86
5 years, 4 months ago
..........
*Shouts to Nori* Is this guy for real? :P
ElfenSciuridae
5 years, 4 months ago
I shit you not. I am as real as everyone else.

But Seriously, College of New Rochelle (CNR) used to be an all-women Catholic College. Only in the past 30 years did it stat to allow men, and today women outnumber men there more than 2 to 1. Hot Horny Healthy College Women... Oh yes, I think I should reapply for my Masters...
komariazuul
5 years, 4 months ago
I see no towering electrocabling-infested throbmonsters in that Zipper fellow's gallery! Shame! Or something.


Also, hoorah for dicks. Just sayin'.
komariazuul
5 years, 4 months ago
Aah, wait, that icon... looks like TehSean. That'd explain it. :O
threyon
5 years, 4 months ago
Haha, this reminds me of the time I was describing Threyon's size to you. The hmming and hawing, the abstract descriptions, etc.
SmutBunny
5 years, 4 months ago
I agree with you, I've done a few drawings for friends and they weren't very desciptive
Dragongaga
5 years, 4 months ago
" His genitals are normally hidden by his fur. Once he gets aroused, his cock grows relatively fast. When at full size, it is nine inches long and two inches thick at its base, gradually tapering into a narrow tip.
It generally looks smooth and clean, with a tasty shape and color.


Taken directly from my pokesona on FA :P
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/8668885/
Had to write everything down, since I can't (or couldn't) draw that good
Not a problem for me; You ask me, I tell you xD
AlexanderValentine
5 years, 4 months ago
Dick size is no problem for me.

Erotic RP...however.
I want to do it, but i feel uncomfortable.

Guess we all have something we can't do on the spot.
Retrospecter
5 years, 4 months ago
Omg x3 I'd fave this journal if I could.
tnick123
5 years, 4 months ago
Well if it came to me, Technically with my little character Ruru (My Icon) His dick is big for his size... but compared to your normal chars I see he doesn't hold a peg. But He has the stamina of a bull >=3
Milkie
5 years, 4 months ago
Heeeey now, I can tell I've brought this on a litt.e And let me tell you something mister...

Stop looking at my dick all the time! Gawd. D: Maybe I wanna have a conversation!

But yeah, Milkie's dick has been subject to some change. I think it's because even though I used to just say "hey it's like a modest 7 inches or something," people always just assumed it looked bigger than that. Likely because people drew it like that. So I upped the ante a bit, as to match what's being shown! (And not begrudgingly, either. I likes my big little mouse dick.)

You're a real numbers guy though Nori. ;P And some people just aren't any good at crunching those numbers. It's like when I ever try to apply a bra size to, say, Milkette. I just can't do it right for the life of me. :P
Talbotlynx
5 years, 4 months ago
"Successive mango gameboys." This will be used at some point in my future now.

I can totally sympathize. I deal with that a lot in some communities. Got one in discussion for a week now that I have needed to ask the size of characters and anatomy repeatedly, and distinguishing features, and what sort of expression on faces. Every session is followed by, "Sorry if you don't feel like drawing it, I'll understand if you say so." Next round is how messy they want it, and what sort of messy, since I at least know how they want things posed now...

People asking folks to draw porn and then being afraid to say what they want in enough detail, thinking the artist is gonna call them a pervert. Ain't life grand? lol
Lamia
5 years, 4 months ago
my dick is equine and the size can vary from 15-20 inches, and always just a little bit thicker than my arms (anthro) or legs (pony), with a thick medial ring looking like I stuck a cat collar on it

it has veins, at least two visible but no more than four, one must be fairly thick, and the head isn't as wide as realistic horsepenis

I've also got a somewhat tight sack, only -just- allowing for it to slap into whatever I'm pounding with all its weight

see, I can describe it well I think, I too get the description problem and I have to waste another PM or three trying to rectify it, but anyway there's my gonads and strife

also, it's not gay if you think of girl dicks, now is it?
Exelbirth
5 years, 4 months ago
Whether or not it's gay to think of girl-dick is something a lot of men (and probably several teenage boys) probably struggle with yearly.  Personally, I think I'd enjoy a dick a lot more on a woman's body. It'd add an exciting feature to something that's already fun to look at and pleasant to hold.
Mitsozuka
5 years, 4 months ago
Jesus H Fandango Dancing Christ.  

Nori you write the best fucking journals xD

Also, "Towering Electrocabling-Infested Throbmonsters" is now the single most hilarious Penis innuendo I have EVER heard.  I spent a good couple minutes laughing at JUST that! xD
Mitsozuka
5 years, 4 months ago
Also WHY CAN I NOT FAVE JOURNALS?! xD
YX33A
5 years, 4 months ago
This.  I can not agree enough with the desire to like and fav this journal.  I don't even know why.
I would have to use a banana for scale reference, though.  Not just because of Imgur but also because it's actually pretty spot on for dick size, if not shape.

Food for thought; bananas are natures dick reference charts.
ButtLicker
5 years, 4 months ago
This is the best journal I've ever read. No one has drawn my fursona's cock before, so I haven't put much thought into it. I like my cocks thick, veiny, and long enough to cause a little pain, but if I like an artist's cocks, I'd tell them to draw it how they want it.
Eviscerator
5 years, 4 months ago
Gatekeeper?

Keymaster...

Has anyone had Noriko cosplay as Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters yet?  I've seen Staypuft Tailsko, after all!

Oh. Junk size. Uh.  I think they tend to stretch and throb too much for an accurate measurement, call it between two and ten feet long, and from one to five inches thick? *Scratches head*  Should I get a penis? They seem pretty popular...
TheOme
5 years, 4 months ago
Verily! It is a goodly size yon knave!
Merick
5 years, 4 months ago
Yea i got a commission once and all i draw are big to huge dick. and a guy kept saying "Normal sized dick.. and I was like....you watch me and you want a normal sized dick... I struggled to get it Normal sized and even had to make it smaller in the end XD
m2pt5
5 years, 4 months ago
Even when they're not totally serious, I love your rants so much.
Salacious
5 years, 4 months ago
I... seriously? People do this? Man, I've spent time mathing out the length and trying to math out the girth (I usually end up giving a vaguery like wrist or calf thick, which seems to get the point across) based on height for most of my characters. Even a simple "It hangs at just above the knee when flaccid, and grows to about between the shins when erect" seems to do the job, I find it bizarre that you of all people would get a reaction like that, it's like... I don't even know what it's like it's so weird!
Krootman
5 years, 4 months ago
Thirteen and a half inches, one nice throbtacular vein on the side. Uncut. Foreskin pulls all the way back after penetration, otherwise it remains in it's coat. A nice fat sack with a pair of oranges, or maybe huge ass grape fruit.

And that's if the character is six feet or less in height!

A good eighteen inches if the character is taller than six feet. As thick pool noodle, and more like a pair of coconuts in a low hanging sack.

Point is. The pillow biter under my character better be used to having their stomach bulge out past their chest!
SenGrisane
5 years, 4 months ago
Hehe. At first moment I thought something different. Coulda helped you there XD

I don't do commissions often, so I haven't run into this problem yet. However I had someone who wanted no veins at all on his dick ^^
I love veins though. Big ones XD
And big dicks.... huge fat boners :3
TheColour66
5 years, 4 months ago
Maybe an exercise will help. What if we just describe about our real dicks so we know that there's no shame in describing any of our characters'. It'll be cathartic, like how you're not so different from anyone else. and NO LYING. if you lie to make yourself seem larger or try to be modest it defeats the purpose of the entire exercise. It's to show that there's no shame in penises and that each one is a snowflake
YukiAkuma
5 years, 4 months ago
The only character of mine with a dick you ever draw is Faux and you always draw him with a perfectly sized cawk. :P
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
That's because you answer the question instead with, "Well. It's huge."
YukiAkuma
5 years, 4 months ago
Imagining that in the same tone of voice you'd use for "It's not huge" makes me giggle uncontrollably.
rnixon
5 years, 4 months ago
I hereby promise to provide proportional references when my slot comes up. :}
Flexible
5 years, 4 months ago
xD LOL.

I'm generally pretty forthwith about myself and my character's sizes. Most of them are the same size.

Unless they're younger characters, a horse, or my newest goat character. o-o Who you should check out, Nori, you may like her.
Maou
5 years, 4 months ago
Did you want that rounded to a nice big number or should I be aiming for double-precision floating-point decimal notated in hex?
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
Scientific notation, translation into Swahili, and market value converted into wampum.
Maou
5 years, 4 months ago
Do we want to use global exchange rates?  Do I tie the market value to its worth in the US or in China?

Come on, man, be fucking specific here!  This is life or dick!
Alfador
5 years, 4 months ago
For future reference:

Real life and porn stories: About average real-life size.
Porn drawings: Usually, whatever the artist is comfortable with. I understand the need to accentuate important parts of the anatomy, i.e. bigger eyes to be more expressive, bigger genitals for porn.
Your porn drawings: Maximum size ~= no longer than 2/3rds of the way down to the knee, with normal proportions (i.e. not coffee-can or tuna-can width in relation to length)
Way too big:
You see, when I said "no longer than 2/3rds of the way down to the knee" I meant length, not diameter... ;)
SkyeEldrich
5 years, 4 months ago
I've... never found a problem getting you to draw perfectly sized cawks for me! X3
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
That's 'cause you're just a slut for big ones. *poke tickle* :>
SkyeEldrich
5 years, 4 months ago
Squeeeeee! X3~<333    Yes, that I am! >X3
SerathDuo
5 years, 4 months ago
LMHO! Thank you, I needed that laugh. Trust me, if
PraeTheUnicorn
PraeTheUnicorn
and I ever commission you, we'll give you plenty of dick detail, just to keep you happy. *Chuckles*  Now that you've got that stuck in my head, I don't remember ever seeing a dick size guide, myself, in all the porn I've gone though. Though I did see a delightful breast guide once, that went from an A size, all the way though triple D, finally ending with a pair of titanic breasts whimsically labeled WTF.  
Nimble
5 years, 4 months ago
Mica's dick is just under 6" long(age 14) about 1 and a quarter thick that tapirs towards the tip, with a thick knot at the base, and a narrowing tip that's covered in fleshy barbs. The knot has lots of cappilaries visible, and a large vein running up the shaft is visible at the top of it.

Obviously, it gets bigger when he's older.
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
It has barbarians?? Wow!
Nimble
5 years, 4 months ago
XD My penis is an 18th level Barbarian/Wizard.
StelardActek
5 years, 4 months ago
I can actually appreciate this difficulty, believe it or not. :P And not just because breasts have similar complexities of taste (e.g. Tora likes innie-nipples, and I don't so much). I also have penis preferences. :P
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
Really! I had no idea. I think maybe you told me just the slightest bit about it once, but not much. So what are your particulars?

Also yes, boobs are totally the same way, it's almost impossible to get someone to give me something consistent. *laughs*
StelardActek
5 years, 4 months ago
Hmn, circumcised, very light vein definition at most, about a foot long, bald, no balls for a girl or tight ones for a guy, sized appropriately for the cock. I guess. :P

But yeah, it's harder to be so defined about breasts since I have all kinds of things I like about those. I like saggy ones, balloony ones, somewhere in between. Boobs that project, boobs that look squished against the owner like she's laying on her back. I guess I am kinda particular about nipples, tho. I prefer thick nubby nipples, and areola that bulge like the boobs have C-cups (inexact example; I don't know bra sizes /that/ well :P).

By the way... I do kinda like the idea of some cutely-top-heavy herm getting bent over and fucked, until her semi-chubby little cock cums all over her own tits. ^^;
ElfenSciuridae
5 years, 4 months ago
For my OC Fernando, I never figured it out. In description its thick enough that some of the girls cant wrap their fingers around it at the middle without hurting him and longer than most... thing is, the more sex he gets, the bigger his schlong is growing through exercise. So when still its not yet down to his knee but its three quarters of the way there and given the amount of sex he's getting, it will eventually get there. What the numbers are, its difficult to say because I never put them down on paper other than to say he's an average 13 year old flying squirrel, which is taller than the average ground squirrel.
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
Hah, I'd never have guessed! No wonder he's surrounded by girls. \=]
ElfenSciuridae
5 years, 4 months ago
Worse - Norithics, his brother raped one of the girls and as his punishment he was magically transformed into a girl and must live her life as one until she learns her lesson... what ever that might be.

If you want to use them, you can if you like.
GrayscaleRain
5 years, 4 months ago
Next time I'll just say "successive mango gameboys" and you'll know.   Oh, you'll know.
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
They should become my unit of measurement.
GrayscaleRain
5 years, 4 months ago
Six SMGs, please.
PonderousPlatypus
5 years, 4 months ago
I love how you say 'When people commission me I wish they would give me the dimensions of their character's penis' and you got a bunch of people out of the woodwork to lovingly tell you their dimensions, for no particular reason. It's like now you've been listed as a cock connoisseur, collecting mental measurements for your own perverse pleasure.

But, I may have a bit of insight onto why people are this way. Now, take in mind this comes mostly from roleplaying enviorments like Furcadia, F-list, etc. Places where people have to put their character on display for others. So, this might not perfectly apply to more general Fursona issues. But, more often than not, in these enviornments, people will decide if they are interested in their first glance. Often not even based on character personality, but on a particular bit of appearance, or some fetish you might like. So, some people find it better to be a little vague. A 15 inch cock becomes 'rather large', so somebody who is a stickler for penile realism can imagine it and enjoy themselves and the sizequeen can picture a towering phallus and get off too. Of course, when you transition to a visual media, vague doesn't work that well. You can't simultaneously have five different sizes of cock all at once.

Also, and this probably has even less to do with it, but males are often the ones who have to 'sell' themselves in these places. There are usually many more male characters, so females are often approached and have the luxury of being choosy. Males therefore are a bit like peacocks, trying to arrange their feathers juuuust right to score some E-pussy.

Now, that all may have nothing to do with this, and I might just be a weird goofus. Incoming 'You're always a weird goofus'. But, it's something to think about when people get all shy about hard details. If they come primarily from a world of text, trying to quantify something that was vague on purpose can be tough!
YukiAkuma
5 years, 4 months ago
" PonderousPlatypus wrote:
You can't simultaneously have five different sizes of cock all at once.


I dunno, I've seen characters like that.
PonderousPlatypus
5 years, 4 months ago
Not five cocks of different sizes, I am talking of a theoretical dick that is five different sizes all at the same time.
Chaytel
5 years, 4 months ago
Schrödinger's Dong
PonderousPlatypus
5 years, 4 months ago
Exactly! No way of telling which size you'll get until you pull down those undies.
jasfoifewahkvbaweuyiva
5 years, 4 months ago
It is kind of amusing to think that people who so dearly want you (a very obvious porn artist) to draw their own personas in sexual situations would not spend time thinking how to represent their own johnson. Esp with you, a penis-positive artist! If I were asking you for my firsty, I'd probably spend annoying amounts of detail on the sexy bits, and probably get al hot and bothered thinking so hard about it. :P

Interesting journal!
Nightwind292
5 years, 4 months ago
I think I'll add to the list of cock descriptions, just fur funzies.

Lets see, character is just under 7 feet tall.  Dick is in a sheath and attached so that it can't dangle down.  7 inches in length, thinner then average girth, no head, narrow tip, thicker towards the base.  Ring of sharp studs where the head would be, proportionally, laying down until climax.  Scattering of soft textured studs on the rest of the length.
 
Macro form is scaled out to 2 feet as if it had just kept growing past the first 7 inches.

Why?  Because some people write size, and walk around with a baseball bat.  Me, I'd rather be a cat.
Erolunai
5 years, 4 months ago
"executive oscillating tower fan"... *jots down*
I'll have to remember that for next time. <.<
TheLunatic25
5 years, 4 months ago
Hehehe, ya know, I think I know what at least part of this is. If someone has touched upon this, do forgive me, as I haven't read all the comments to this journal.

But I think it's partially due to how our society works. Female nudity and the like are 'a-ok!' in our society, but as soon as male nudity comes up, that's somehow actually worse...and treated as such. There aren't too many movies where I can recall seeing a grown man naked, without it being for some other reason. (The only thing I can think of as of this writing is 28 Days Later, when Cillian Murphy's character wakes up in a hospital).

So then there's this perception that people don't want to see/hear/read about such things, so while they'll be open and free with describing and talking about what they want for the woman...they feel almost shunned in a way to NOT do that for the male...they feel as if they're going to be judged for it.

While I have tried to never shy away from telling folks what I want, or describe important bits, I can kind of understand this. Last year, when at a con, I was standing and talking to a woman who was filling out a form for a piece from KV1NN4( formerly Val Kyrie), and I had to describe what I wanted about Bunnie and Luni...and standing there, in a kind of public place describing this to someone, I did get this feeling of being a pervert and kind of wanting to shy away. But as I've been to a few cons, and been assured that no one REALLY cares at these things what you're getting done, then there's no reason TO feel that way...but society still trains us to be this way, anyway.

Least, I think that's part of it.
ShanetheFreestyler
5 years, 4 months ago
Heh. If size is ever an issue, I say anywhere between 7-16 inches, sometimes 24-32 or larger if they don't have any problems with it. I suck at giving width though. o3o I could never quite give a good width compared to length.

I do love to talk size at times, and details too; like is it human-like, canid, or equine. I usually don't care, so sometimes their preference. But if I have to be, I'll be specific about size!
ShayFeral
5 years, 4 months ago
Jackie Shay breast size, roughly between 1:1 to 1.25:1 breast to head ratio
Mastermond
5 years, 4 months ago
Eight inches
Shokuji
5 years, 4 months ago
Heh~ I've been thinking about making Shokuji's demon form have a hyper cock. I think I'll have to get you to draw it for me after I've gotten it all designed. X3
shadycat
5 years, 4 months ago
This journal provided a much needed laugh. Lack of detail in this area is a rather glaring omission for a smexy commission. (I'm too tired to make that not rhyme.)
In all honesty, I've never considered shadycats' junk. But then, I've never commissioned any adult work of him.
JackDesert
5 years, 4 months ago
I find myself conflicted with this, Love the art, would love to scrape the money to get a commission, not sure I want a baseball bat attached to my furry persona.  I mean I think he's got a good size, two inches wide (already over six inches around) and about ten inches in length... but it's teh fact that the cock is canine in nature, and in knot-ture with bone beads along the sides and ridges of cartilage along the top... not the size that matters with Jack.... it's the fact that it looks like one of Hell's sextoys that makes it fun.
That said, wouldn't think twice or even skip a beat  before recommending your art to others.
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
At no point do I say that you have to have a huge ankle spanker to be drawn. Just like with breasts, I'm fully capable of drawing normal sized dicks.
JackDesert
5 years, 4 months ago
ah okay, good point, I was jsut afraid that I'd be describing it and get (Like last time with a commissioned artist who shall remain nameless) "well don't you want to make it bigger?"  I do apologize for thinking that you would be less happy doing something proportional.
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
It's all the same to me! I'm a greedy raccoon; it's the money that gets me hard. :D
Nightwind292
5 years, 4 months ago
I just got struck with inspiration.

Make them pick out a toy to match them from baddragon or dick provider of your choice.  Perhaps they fail at words.
db6
db6
5 years, 4 months ago
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/9654231/  I was immediately reminded of this, but you have a good point.
Norithics
5 years, 4 months ago
Pfffflt.
It's madness, though! How can people be that focused on it and not be able to give me a workable description?!
Zevaxx
5 years, 4 months ago
<in a Nimoydian voice>
Fascinating. I shall update my knowledge base accordingly.
Rakaziel
5 years, 4 months ago
I tend to calculate size in relation to body height, or more precisely in proportion to other already established body parts ala '1/3 his tigh length when flaccid, 2/3 when erect'.
Incaros
5 years, 4 months ago
Shyness is hardwired into a lot of us. Which is odd if your talking about a character who is likely about to be doing something naughty. Heh. My main problem though is measurements. I tend to type somehting like..."Goes up to the middle of his chest" and "average" for diameter. XD
Rikmach
5 years, 4 months ago
I think part of the issue is allot of people just never *thought* about it, so when asked, they're not sure, and are trying not too look like a jackass.   Hence, the situation that results.
FuzzFace
5 years, 4 months ago
What if you need a rageing hard on between a rock, and a hard place? suppose a wall was closing in on you, fast, and the only way to push it back was with a giant penis. What then? I need at least a foot, maybe a foot and a half for my Hardon to push the wall back for me to escape to safety! If Not for a giant cock, I could die!
blackmoon13
5 years, 4 months ago
i couldn't stop laughing as i read your journal.
GunslingerDragon
5 years, 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure I'm guilty of this. To be fair, specific sizes of most of my characters is something I've never really considered until I started commissioning you.
tkongingi
5 years, 4 months ago
Now that's something funny, because I went through something similar not long ago when commissioning for the first time - and well, once they're out, I'm thinking of you next.
gr8fzy1
5 years, 4 months ago
Wanna know Sorbeo's dimensions? *He giggles and winks at you*
Rinnsi
5 years, 4 months ago
if you did a drawing for me, trust me i'd give you all the dimensions of my giant sabers goodly parts.
Danund81
5 years, 4 months ago
I remember you actually asking me one day after making a piece of fanart and I was so guilty of this reaction XP
pzkfw
5 years, 4 months ago
Penis users, how does it feel to know there's an entire group of individuals who are better with orgasms than you are? Meet Dragon Dildo users. They are better than you.

They understand hard cock better. They understand the basic principles of stimulation better. They know how induce orgasm better than you. They understand the pros and cons of dating real people (including STDs and expensive dinners) because with Dragon Dildos you get to choose the shape/size. They can probably have multiple orgasms, too, since learning self-stimulation vastly improves productivity (and this really pisses penis owners off, since fucking was one thing you always wanted to do but could never really find any practical projects to work towards). Oh, and they probably know real penises better than you, too, since most advanced Dragon Dildo users these days are ex-penis users who bought Dragon Dildos years ago when they were less "user friendly."

At this point, a confident individual would admit to himself that he/she has a lot to learn about Dragon Dildos and orgasms in general, but since you lack the self-esteem to do that you run back to penises, fake your orgasms and keep repeating to yourself "at least I can fuck a human. At least I can fuck a human." You're also probably very pleased about being able to face syncing with your horribly restrictive partner... because penises have somehow managed to convince you that being jizzed in is the most important thing to consider.

At this point you probably rationalize "well the only thing I know is penises, so I must be a penis expert!" as if knowing only one thing makes you an automatic expert, or that using Dragon Dildos forces you to forget how to use penises entirely.
Draccy
5 years, 4 months ago
I was going to say I was surprised by this, and then I think back and remember how long I went without an accurate description for my character's genitals until a few years later.
Some people just, I dunno, never really put accurate thought into it, that's why they kind of get 'reclusive' about it.
GamaGT
5 years, 4 months ago
those last two lines are literslly the best way I've seen a journal on any website ever. i actually really enjoyed this journal. i honestly never would've thought about including a dick size. not cause i thought it wouldn't be important, but because i just never woould've thought of  it haha!
ChristopherJ
5 years, 4 months ago
I'm about ten inches in real life (though I'm not especially thick, and the main reason I'm so long is because I underwent a minor cosmetic surgery which added about three inches), I'm also a hyper fetishist, so I'd say it's a pretty safe bet that any fursona of mine would be at least big (in the case of realism), but in most cases would be freaking huge. I honestly don't know why so many guys are afraid of their fictional fantasy characters being more hung than them, maybe it's some kind of weird jealousy thing, or maybe it's just a misguided attempt at modesty, I don't really know.
Lemalas
5 years, 3 months ago
Came in this journal wondering why you would be asking other people's penis sizes

Was relieved to find that you aren't actually doing that xD
captaiN
5 years, 3 months ago
I am not completely sure how to process this through my sarcasm traychea.
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