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Proof of the Illuminati!  Yush Im going dere

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So really....has anyone else noticed that fast food companies that are extreme rivals seem to come out with odd promotions at the same time?

I first noticed this last year when 3 different chains came out with a similar promotion.  Sadly I do not remember what it was, (if you do, remind me!) but I do remember ah, thats weird....now its happening again.  Both Burger King and Subway are offering avocado entries....really?  avocado is ok...its a bland creamy substance with little taste that you generally have to add things to to make tasteful.  So yeah lets put that on our stuff, and 2 chains doing this...

and 2nd yr in a row?  maybe more??  Did Monsanto make a new strain of avocado?

only answer?  the illuminati wanted Avocado this year....dun dun dun
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Added: 5 years, 4 months ago
 
Nox
Nox
5 years, 4 months ago
lol
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
Attack of the Killer Avocados!!
Stumpycoon
5 years, 4 months ago
Is it really about the avocados, or to make everyone think of guacamole and be more favourable to Mexico?!
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
they are the number one producer of avocados....maybe its a way to ship drugs and fund the CIA
fredsite
5 years, 4 months ago
Quoting Knox, LOL!
biohazard
5 years, 4 months ago
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
avocados man, avocados....but whats that from...ps buy silver XD heheh
biohazard
5 years, 4 months ago
MobiusNesbit
5 years, 4 months ago
It could be because some avacado producer payed a bunch of companies to use avacados at once to try and drive sales of the fruit, as well as promote it in the public consiousness.

Or, you know, it could be because 10 massive umbrella corporations control the majority of the world's smaller corporations...

http://www.convergencealimentaire.info/map.jpg

Seriously, next time you buy a soda, or use deodorant,  eat cereal, don't look at the big logo on the front. Read the tiiiiiiiny writing around the bottom of the product. Chances are, unless it's like, wal-mart own brand, you'll find it's owned by one of those ten.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
its the avocado connection man!
fluffdance
5 years, 4 months ago
Avocado Everything is a California thing, I'm sad to say.  That shit is everywhere, and it bothers me to no end.

...Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a midnight run to McDonald's, because I'm fat, and hungry.  <3
DraculJOSHI
5 years, 4 months ago
well, I have insider information that McDonalds is an Illumicorp business, but I don't know for sure about Burger King or Subway, sorry.
phydoux
5 years, 4 months ago
A&W is also offering a guacamole burger
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
the conspiracy spreads muahhaha
Stumpycoon
5 years, 4 months ago
You think that's a conspiracy?  What about the famous 'twin movie phenomenon'?

http://imgur.com/a/J5j6L
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
thats not really a conspiracy, thats one company making an awesome movie and another company going, didja here what their doing, quick lets make a crappy movie like it to cash in....

in fact, what's the name of that one group that turned that idea into an industry?  the ones who did transmorphers?
Stumpycoon
5 years, 4 months ago
Or is it?!
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
DUN DUN DUN!
Dajku
5 years, 4 months ago
I dunno, I'll ask my uncle. He owns a subway.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
he may be in on it
Zarpaulus
5 years, 4 months ago
It's simple, last year Subway's "superfood" avocado promotion was successful, so this year BK wants in on that.  And avocado has a limited growing season so it's for a limited time.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
DENIER! hehehe
MathiasBlack
5 years, 4 months ago
Fun fact to keep mind.  Avocados are extremely toxic to dogs.  So don't let any dogs have any of the leftovers.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
and most animals too, horses and cats
Cuddleboy19
5 years, 4 months ago
Cobra, you're nuts. Just because fast food restaurants are serving avocados doesn't mean they're being made to!
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
this was a joke silly
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