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ThaPig

100 things about me

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100 things about me: Stolen from Gray Muzzle

1) Full name: Pavel Lujardo
2) Male/Female: Male
3) Were you named after anyone?: Hero from a Russian novel my mother was reading.
5) Nickname(s): Tha_Pig
6) What do you think you look like? A short guy with a big nose.
7) Date of birth: March 30, 1968
8) Place of birth and current location: Currently live in Florida. Born somewhere else.
9) Nationality: Naturalized American.
10) Astrology sign: Aries, but I don't believe in such superstitions.
11) Chinese astrology sign: See above.
12) Religion: No, thanks!
13) What's your favorite smell?: Moldy library.
14) Political Position?: I despise any kind of collectivism.
15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Alka-Seltzer to relieve the hangover from what I drank the previous night.  
16) Hair + eye color: Dark brown.
17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Tutmoses III
18) What do you look like?: See number 6 above.
19) Any unusual talents?: My greatest talent is the ability to hide my lack of talent.
20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Ambidextrous, but more skilled with my left.
21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?: I don't believe in sexual orientations, but presently married to female person.  
22) What do you do for a living?: I make sandwiches.
23) What do you do for fun?: Draw comics. Ride bicycle. Dive for treasure.
24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Pencil, pen, paper.
25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: A chainsaw and a town square full of zombies.
26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes, when they were alive.
27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Third and last wife.
28) Crush: None recently.
29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: There are none living celebrities I like. And dating dead people is kind of gross.
30) Current worries?: The imminent and inevitable collapse of so called Western Civilization.
31) Favorite online guy/girl(s): All of you my fine furry friends.
32) Favorite place to be?: The dark room inside my own brain.
33) Least favorite place to be?: In the presence of dumb and/or smelly humans.
34) Do you burn or tan?: Tan until I burn and peel.
35) Ever break a bone?: Only once (ribs) but it took a 90 mph car crash.
36) What is your favorite cereal?: I don't eat cereal.
37) Person you cry with: If I have to cry I cry alone. No point in subjecting anyone to my melancholy.
Do you have...
38) Any sisters: Two that I know. (father fucked around a lot, possible bastard siblings I haven't met)
39) Any brothers:  One that I know. (see above)
40) Any pets: Too many. Stopped counting cats at 13.
41) An illness: A few.  
42) A pager: Not anymore, but had a huge one in the 90s.
43) A personal phone line: No.
44) A cell phone: Android.
45) A visible birthmark: No. But I got a visible scar on my forehead.
46) A pool or hot tub: No. Unless you count the ocean.
47) A car: Destroyed in the above mentioned accident. I use my wife's to work.
Describe your...
48) Personality: Mostly harmless unless provoked.
49) Driving: Kind of fast but not so furious.
50) Your clothing style: black jeans, black t-shirt.
51) Room: There must be one under all the mess.
52) What's missing: A million dollars in my bank account.
53) School: I hated it.
54) Bed: I share it with dogs, cats and wife.
55) Relationship with your parent(s): I call my mom some times. Don't ask about dad.
56) Do you believe in yourself?: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I exist.
57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Same as Big Foot. Could be out there, but evidence is inconclusive so far.
58) Consider yourself a good listener?: No. But it's not my fault nobody has anything interesting to say.
59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I have dreams, but I don't share them, because dreams don't come true if you talk about them.
60) Get along with your parents?: Already answered.
61) Save your e-mail conversations?: No. Conversations should be ephemeral.
62) believe in god?: No. And I'm pretty sure if there is one he doesn’t believe in me either.
63) Believe in reincarnation?: Not in the religious sense. I know some people carry memories of someone who lived in past times, but the explanation for that should be genetic, not mystical.
64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Not even twice a year.
65) Like to talk on the phone?: No.
66) Like to eat?: Too much.
67) Like to exercise?: Only if it's riding my bike or diving in the ocean.
68) Like to watch sports?: No.
69) Sing in the car?: Only when I'm alone.
70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Being in high school. Which happened decades ago in real life but for some reason is still in my brain (probably because I hated that time of my life so much)
71) Dream in color?: Doesn't anyone?
72) Do you have nightmares?: See above.
73) Sleep with a stuffed animal? No. Wife won't allow taxidermy specimens in bed.
74) What's right next to you?: A computer, of course.
75) What's on your favorite mug?: “I <3 New York”  Souvenir from my last trip to the Big Apple.
76) What's on your mouse pad?: I don't have one. I use a trackball.
77) Your favorite flavor of gum: Any that takes away the Vodka smell from my breath before I start working.
78) Your brand of deodorant: Some generic one from CVS.
79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Mars.
80) Your dream husband/wife: A Nexus 6 Android.
81) What's hiding in your closet?: Cat.
82) Under your bed: More cats.
83) The name of one of your closest/best friends: I don't have friends outside the Internet.
84) Your bad time of the day: night. Any time I have to get out of bed and go to work.
85) Your worst fear(s): I’m afraid to say.
86) What's the weather like: right now? This is Florida so it switches between “scorching heat” and “tropical rainstorm”
87) Your favorite time of year?: March 30
88) Your favorite holiday?: See above.
89) A material weakness?: Books.
90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Orbitz (a phlegm-like drink from the 90s that was discontinued because everyone grossed out on it)
91) At the top of your "to-do list"?:  To make a to-do list.
92) The hardest thing about growing up: Not growing up (I grew older but not taller)
93) A pet peeve?: Humans.
94) Your scariest moment/s: Being in jail.
95) Your attitude about love?: Love is just a biochemical process in our brains.
96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Pretend I care?
97) The worst feeling in the world: Being betrayed by someone you trust (only happened once, fixed that problem forever)
98) The best feeling in the world: Finishing a comic/drawing and being happy with the result.
99) Who sent this to you?: Nobody. I stole it.
100) a picture of you:  https://www.dropbox.com/sc/qtc5s71txp998bh/BFdDJDnJWU
Viewed: 18 times
Added: 5 years, 4 months ago
 
arkaid
5 years, 4 months ago
You look more badass that I though you would :3
ThaPig
5 years, 4 months ago
Thanks!
Wolfenlord
5 years, 4 months ago
Different look w/o the hair.
Fairhart
5 years, 4 months ago
great stuff n_n
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