1) Full name: Pavel Lujardo 2) Male/Female: Male 3) Were you named after anyone?: Hero from a Russian novel my mother was reading. 5) Nickname(s): Tha_Pig 6) What do you think you look like? A short guy with a big nose. 7) Date of birth: March 30, 1968 8) Place of birth and current location: Currently live in Florida. Born somewhere else. 9) Nationality: Naturalized American. 10) Astrology sign: Aries, but I don't believe in such superstitions. 11) Chinese astrology sign: See above. 12) Religion: No, thanks! 13) What's your favorite smell?: Moldy library. 14) Political Position?: I despise any kind of collectivism. 15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?: Alka-Seltzer to relieve the hangover from what I drank the previous night. 16) Hair + eye color: Dark brown. 17) Do you look like anyone famous?: Tutmoses III 18) What do you look like?: See number 6 above. 19) Any unusual talents?: My greatest talent is the ability to hide my lack of talent. 20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?: Ambidextrous, but more skilled with my left. 21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?: I don't believe in sexual orientations, but presently married to female person. 22) What do you do for a living?: I make sandwiches. 23) What do you do for fun?: Draw comics. Ride bicycle. Dive for treasure. 24) What are your favorite art materials to work with?: Pencil, pen, paper. 25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?: A chainsaw and a town square full of zombies. 26) Have you met your grandparents?: Yes, when they were alive. 27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Third and last wife. 28) Crush: None recently. 29) What celebrity would you date if you could?: There are none living celebrities I like. And dating dead people is kind of gross. 30) Current worries?: The imminent and inevitable collapse of so called Western Civilization. 31) Favorite online guy/girl(s): All of you my fine furry friends. 32) Favorite place to be?: The dark room inside my own brain. 33) Least favorite place to be?: In the presence of dumb and/or smelly humans. 34) Do you burn or tan?: Tan until I burn and peel. 35) Ever break a bone?: Only once (ribs) but it took a 90 mph car crash. 36) What is your favorite cereal?: I don't eat cereal. 37) Person you cry with: If I have to cry I cry alone. No point in subjecting anyone to my melancholy. Do you have... 38) Any sisters: Two that I know. (father fucked around a lot, possible bastard siblings I haven't met) 39) Any brothers: One that I know. (see above) 40) Any pets: Too many. Stopped counting cats at 13. 41) An illness: A few. 42) A pager: Not anymore, but had a huge one in the 90s. 43) A personal phone line: No. 44) A cell phone: Android. 45) A visible birthmark: No. But I got a visible scar on my forehead. 46) A pool or hot tub: No. Unless you count the ocean. 47) A car: Destroyed in the above mentioned accident. I use my wife's to work. Describe your... 48) Personality: Mostly harmless unless provoked. 49) Driving: Kind of fast but not so furious. 50) Your clothing style: black jeans, black t-shirt. 51) Room: There must be one under all the mess. 52) What's missing: A million dollars in my bank account. 53) School: I hated it. 54) Bed: I share it with dogs, cats and wife. 55) Relationship with your parent(s): I call my mom some times. Don't ask about dad. 56) Do you believe in yourself?: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I exist. 57) Do you believe in love at first sight?: Same as Big Foot. Could be out there, but evidence is inconclusive so far. 58) Consider yourself a good listener?: No. But it's not my fault nobody has anything interesting to say. 59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?: I have dreams, but I don't share them, because dreams don't come true if you talk about them. 60) Get along with your parents?: Already answered. 61) Save your e-mail conversations?: No. Conversations should be ephemeral. 62) believe in god?: No. And I'm pretty sure if there is one he doesn’t believe in me either. 63) Believe in reincarnation?: Not in the religious sense. I know some people carry memories of someone who lived in past times, but the explanation for that should be genetic, not mystical. 64) Brush your teeth twice a day?: Not even twice a year. 65) Like to talk on the phone?: No. 66) Like to eat?: Too much. 67) Like to exercise?: Only if it's riding my bike or diving in the ocean. 68) Like to watch sports?: No. 69) Sing in the car?: Only when I'm alone. 70) What is a dream that you have all the time?: Being in high school. Which happened decades ago in real life but for some reason is still in my brain (probably because I hated that time of my life so much) 71) Dream in color?: Doesn't anyone? 72) Do you have nightmares?: See above. 73) Sleep with a stuffed animal? No. Wife won't allow taxidermy specimens in bed. 74) What's right next to you?: A computer, of course. 75) What's on your favorite mug?: “I <3 New York” Souvenir from my last trip to the Big Apple. 76) What's on your mouse pad?: I don't have one. I use a trackball. 77) Your favorite flavor of gum: Any that takes away the Vodka smell from my breath before I start working. 78) Your brand of deodorant: Some generic one from CVS. 79) Your dream honeymoon spot: Mars. 80) Your dream husband/wife: A Nexus 6 Android. 81) What's hiding in your closet?: Cat. 82) Under your bed: More cats. 83) The name of one of your closest/best friends: I don't have friends outside the Internet. 84) Your bad time of the day: night. Any time I have to get out of bed and go to work. 85) Your worst fear(s): I’m afraid to say. 86) What's the weather like: right now? This is Florida so it switches between “scorching heat” and “tropical rainstorm” 87) Your favorite time of year?: March 30 88) Your favorite holiday?: See above. 89) A material weakness?: Books. 90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: Orbitz (a phlegm-like drink from the 90s that was discontinued because everyone grossed out on it) 91) At the top of your "to-do list"?: To make a to-do list. 92) The hardest thing about growing up: Not growing up (I grew older but not taller) 93) A pet peeve?: Humans. 94) Your scariest moment/s: Being in jail. 95) Your attitude about love?: Love is just a biochemical process in our brains. 96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex?: Pretend I care? 97) The worst feeling in the world: Being betrayed by someone you trust (only happened once, fixed that problem forever) 98) The best feeling in the world: Finishing a comic/drawing and being happy with the result. 99) Who sent this to you?: Nobody. I stole it. 100) a picture of you: https://www.dropbox.com/sc/qtc5s71txp998bh/BFdDJDnJWU
