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Poulet7

make me laugh.

Im not in the best mood and i could really use a smile. anyone out there think they can help?
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Added: 5 years, 7 months ago
 
indigoflow
5 years, 7 months ago
Dog food lid backwords is Dildo of god
LupineAssassin
5 years, 7 months ago
XD
Hippiemouse
5 years, 7 months ago
WIN...100X
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
its proof god wants us to masturbate :P
JeffyCottonbun
5 years, 7 months ago
http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/
Not necessarily funny, but they're adorable. Click on the piccies :3
LupineAssassin
5 years, 7 months ago
Pawz
5 years, 7 months ago
RokukeShiba
5 years, 7 months ago
Hippiemouse
5 years, 7 months ago
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
What do you call a Nazi Dominatrix?A Strict Dicipline Arian
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'.
I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
For a while, Houdini used a lot of trap doors in his act, but he was just going through a stage.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
 A dog gave birth to puppies on the side road and was ticketed for littering.

Richard Simmons on Whose line is it anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTxkxG3DF4k
Tigers on catnip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklx3j7kgJY
Animals Getting Drunk From Ripe Marula Fruit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5E5TjkDvU0
MystBunny
5 years, 7 months ago
dude that scene from "Animals are Beautiful People"! I love you for this ^_^
Hippiemouse
5 years, 7 months ago
*blushes deep red an pink*
Daww...thank you.
Its one of my all time fave animal documentaries.
MystBunny
5 years, 7 months ago
Agreed ^_^ the springbuck and the lioness was another funny scene "Maybe he gets up too late, or maybe he just likes to pester her for the hell of it."
Hippiemouse
5 years, 7 months ago
OMG...Yess.
I gotta redownload that...had it on my computer bout 5 years ago then a virus trashed the hard drive
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
omg that Richard Simmons episode is my absolute favorite.
Hippiemouse
5 years, 7 months ago
Im glad you liked it...when i first saw it i had to pause it 3 times so i could actually breath again
Anailaigh
5 years, 7 months ago
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
hahahahaha, nice.
Anailaigh
5 years, 7 months ago
^___^ glad you like
MystBunny
5 years, 7 months ago
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first two order a pint of blood, and the third orders a glass of water. The first two turn to the third confused. When asked why he ordered water, the third vampire pulled two tampons from his pocket and said "I brought tea-bags"
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
wow, lol
sedkitty
5 years, 7 months ago
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
omnomnom nomnom
Kickinthehead
5 years, 7 months ago
penis that is all
Kickinthehead
5 years, 7 months ago
http://youtu.be/eHniKlRQhBg     freakouts

http://youtu.be/SWynPcFRzWU  Hellsing abridge. Bitches love cannons

http://youtu.be/ZjqsenxJyVs Childhood vs Adult

http://youtu.be/GCHjcMnAtz4  BALLSACK!

http://youtu.be/hIwEO6kd2Sw  You ever been throat fucked??
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
lol i love magic the gathering but man that dudes insane.
Kickinthehead
5 years, 7 months ago
ikr? dude needs to get a life XD
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
out of all that the adult vs child is my favorite. im so the manchild.
Kickinthehead
5 years, 7 months ago
lol it was hilarious
Kickinthehead
5 years, 7 months ago
hope ya laugh
SevyBean
5 years, 7 months ago
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
the bees!!! there in my ass, there in my ass!!!, AAAHHHHH!!!!
ElMatto
5 years, 7 months ago
Poulet7
5 years, 7 months ago
lol
Nemmy
5 years, 7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K1RcKJVbHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw

Gilbert Gottfried cheers me up when I need a good laugh. Hope this helps.
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
http://the-sufficient-gatsby.tumblr.com/post/509054944...
More on the way as I remember things :3
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?
codydudetm
5 years, 7 months ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-J1j4lgb0E
Literally an hour of entertainment right here!~
chimangetsu
5 years, 7 months ago
Go watch a few episodes of Psych?
tarotwolf
5 years, 7 months ago
https://www.sofurry.com/view/539255

And yeah, you and I might talk further about this, if you'd be so kind... ~_^
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
A Kangaroo goes into a waterfront bar and orders a drink. The bartender makes him a Martini, and tells him "that will be ten dollars"
Intrigued, the bartender starts a conversation.
"we don't get many kangaroo in here"
The Kangaroo responds:
"At these prices, that's not likely to change!"
wollypegger
5 years, 6 months ago
A couple were celebrating 50 years together.

Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father.. "The important thing is that we're all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones too."
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