Today is a certain loli giraffe headbanger's special day! That's right. Today is none other than Twiggy Saint-John's birthday! If we were going by real time rather than the time of my universe, Twiggy would be six years old today. This is the same age Twiggy briefly got into horseback riding, then was subsequently expelled from the equestrian program because she beat the crap out of two bitchy sisters that called her a racist remark.