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Tycloud

It puts the shampoo in the fur or else it gets the murr!

I'm bored.  Comment your favorite funny quote.
A friend showed me the one in my title, but I dont know the source.
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Added: 5 years, 6 months ago
 
Charliemon
5 years, 6 months ago
haha love this XD
EvilDog
5 years, 6 months ago
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
RollerCoasterViper59
5 years, 6 months ago
Theres nothing like a Fox, a paw and a big schlong in his maw... qouted by a fur frind on FA though this was funny because as crazy as it sounds it's true <3
whitepawrolls
5 years, 6 months ago
This is one I have loved for years as a tech :p

"Regular people say 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it'.

Engineers say: 'If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet."

P.S. Shampoo makes a very interesting lube :D
Charliemon
5 years, 6 months ago
shampoo would hurt ur insides ...
CosmicMutt
5 years, 6 months ago
he could just mean for rubbing one out :P
Charliemon
5 years, 6 months ago
again would be harmful :P :P
CosmicMutt
5 years, 6 months ago
i know >.>
you should try peanut butter :3
*totally hasnt tried peanut butter* <.<
catprowler
5 years, 6 months ago
I think by far Toothpaste was the worst Idea EVER!!
whitepawrolls
5 years, 6 months ago
oh I LOVE toothpaste. its interesting to get people to try it that never has and se their reactions :D
whitepawrolls
5 years, 6 months ago
No it won't. it just burns a bit, but SOME of us like that burn. ^^
Charliemon
5 years, 6 months ago
Its not wrong, just incredibly stupid go ask your doctor .is using shampoo ok on my cock or vagina what ever you have and come tell me what he says
Tycloud
5 years, 6 months ago
*hugs*
whitepawrolls
5 years, 6 months ago
Doctors will tell you everything is bad for you. even breathing with all the crap thats in the air. Quite honestly I don't get a care what doctors say. I been doing things like that for years, they feel good, and I'm gona KEEP doing them so NYA NYA to doctors :p
Charliemon
5 years, 6 months ago
I just hope it doesn't fall off in years to come ..
whitepawrolls
5 years, 6 months ago
Well if things haven't happened in the more than 15 years I been doing it I doubt very seriously they will :p
Tycloud
5 years, 6 months ago
*hugs*
whitepawrolls
5 years, 6 months ago
MINE!!! -runs off with- :D
esanhusky
5 years, 6 months ago
Veteran cop:  "It's gonna be a bad night."
Rookie cop:  "How can you just say it's gonna be a bad night when we haven't even left the station yet?"
Veteran cop:  "I have faith in human nature."

Can't remember the name of the movie, but I seem to remember it being from the '80's and involving a Sheen.
DusXMT
5 years, 6 months ago
"A synonym is a word you use when you don't know how to write the one you're thinking of."
CosmicMutt
5 years, 6 months ago
"Have no fear
There are wounds that are not meant to heal
And they sing, in venere veritas
Come inside
Let the fire burn you alive
And sing, baby sing
There are wounds that are not meant to heal at all
In venere veritas"


"Acting is a way of living out one's insanity."


"
To cry is to know that you're alive
But my river of tears has run dry
I never wanted to fool you, no
But a cold heart is a dead heart
And it feels like I've been buried alive by love"


"penis"
TheThirdChild
5 years, 6 months ago
I'll just skip all the Monty Python and Spitting Image quotes...
I can't really think of any gold ones at the moment but this is the newest one to give me a giggle.

Ellie?! I'm trapped and the drills trying to kill me!

Isac, Dead Space 3

Yeah, not the funniest, but it makes me laugh. XP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLNhMAFQlE
Shokuji
5 years, 6 months ago
These aren't funny, but they are important, so I'll share them anyways. X3
" Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
" Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
" If you truly love someone, then the only thing you want for them is to be happy.
SammyFoxDELETED
5 years, 6 months ago
Your move, creep.
SammyFoxDELETED
5 years, 6 months ago
also the quote in your title is from the silence of the lambs.

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose"

Tycloud
5 years, 6 months ago
Yes the original I knew about. Its the clever furry edit that I don't know the source. :3
DarkBlueAnt
5 years, 6 months ago
I'm a Danish, I'm a Danish
uh, uh, uhh..
eat me Imma danish :3

a spoof song, original song was something like amadeus *shrugs*
catprowler
5 years, 6 months ago
Munchies and Crunchies must be in here somewhere


At least that's how I think it goes it has been so long since I've seen it.
susan
5 years, 6 months ago
Did you hear the joke they don't tell gay people.
shadycat
5 years, 6 months ago
"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent."  - Pogo Possum
NocturnalBlade
5 years, 6 months ago
"OBJECTION! Man that is really fun to say." - Deadpool, god i love that crazy forth wall breakin dude lol XD
Luxzer
5 years, 6 months ago
A boat's a boat but the box could be anything. It could even be a boat! You know how much we've wanted one of those. - Peter Griffin.
wolfoxx
5 years, 6 months ago
Alan Watts ~

"Everybody should do in their lifetime, sometime, two things. One is to consider death. To observe skulls and skeletons and wonder what it will be like to go to sleep and never wake up—never! That is a very gloomy thing for contemplation, but it’s like manure. Just as manure fertilizes the plants and so on, so the contemplation of death and the acceptance of death is very highly generative of creating life. You’ll get wonderful things out of that. And the other thing to contemplate is to follow the possibility of the idea that you are totally selfish. That you don’t have a good thing to be said for you at all; you are a complete, utter rascal."
LennyFrostpaw
5 years, 6 months ago
I would tell a 9/11 joke but that's just plane wrong
I would tell a gay joke, butt fuck it
I would tell a stupid joke but i don't think you would understand
*face paw* i couldn't think of anything so meh whatever i find those funny
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