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Things that go through my mind

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So I was leaving work earlier.  For those of you who don't know, I work late, so it's way after midnight.  I hear something odd for that time of night.  A robin singing.  You know that noisy singing they tend to do right before dawn?  Yeah, that kind.  Just chirping away non stop.  

I'm thinking: "That robin's internal clock must be really off, or something woke him up."  I always figured that a robin would sing so frantically at dawn in order to make the sun come up.  You know, in a primitive way of thinking.  "Every morning I sing and the sun comes up.  If I don't sing the sun won't come up, so I better be sure to sing every morning."  So now I start to feel bad for the bird, cuz I know he's gonna be singing for the next six hours going "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SUN?!??  AM I DOING THIS WRONG???  THIS IS THE EXACT SAME SINGING I DO EVERY MORNING!!!!  I MUST HAVE BROKE THE SUN!!!  FUCK!!!!"
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Added: 5 years, 5 months ago
 
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
ha ha, they also sing as a territorial response, maybe a cat is after him
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
*spits out a few feathers*
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
Bad ol' putty tat!
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
hey, a girls gotta eat, you dont think i eat your food do ya, its kinda hard to stalk ya if im not making do
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
I've been leaving a plate of tuna fish out so you wouldn't have to do that.

Granted, it's inside a live trap, but I was hoping you wouldn't notice.  
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
Wait, that was a trap, i just thought i didn't know how to get inside my room.
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
you are sneaky sneaky, i will have to be wary from now on, unless you were catching me for Raping purposes :)
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure it doesn't qualify as rape when you're begging me not to stop.
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
heh, im pretty sure it doesn't qualify as rape when i have to beg you to start
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
And you will beg.  Oh yes, you will beg.  I'm gonna leave you inside the trap so all you can do is watch me pleasure myself.  You'll be helpless to do anything but mew and yowl, wiggling your rump in desperate heat.  Don't think you'll be able to relieve yourself either, that trap is especially designed to ensnare your forepaws.  It won't hurt you, but you can't use them.  

You see, I find it intensely erotic to deny pleasure.  Why do you think it takes me so long to finish a chapter?

[insert maniacal laughter here]
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
(on a personal note i just got to work opened my car door and all i can gear is birds and i wont have daylight for 2 -3 hours)
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
it's a worldwide epidemic of bird madness!!!
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
we knew it, the bird flu is finally mutating, everyone run
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
Uh, oh.

Didn't you eat one of them?
Keristrasza
5 years, 5 months ago
is kitty, not human, mutation would only get them, down with humans furries arise, its time for the furry revolution,
Inumuro
5 years, 5 months ago
WELL THAT ESCALATED  QUICKLY
3timer
5 years, 5 months ago
Sure did.

Got too hot for Keri.  She had to change the subject.  
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