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Yiffox

I have sad news to tell

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I've been diagnosised with a bad disease.  I am going to get a 2nd opinion, but the prognosis is not good.  I have been told its fatal and I may only have months to live.

My doctor said I have boneitis.  

I will do everything I can do to fight this disease and continue doing art, failing that, who knows, maybe I'll look into suspended animation
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Added: 5 years, 6 months ago
 
OOOeyGoooey
5 years, 6 months ago
>: oh no...! thats terrible... *hugs tight and stuff*
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
owe my bones
MobiusNesbit
5 years, 6 months ago
Goddamnit :P
Hippiemouse
5 years, 6 months ago
futurama joke?
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
I have only one regret
heropie
5 years, 6 months ago
....and thats having boneitis :P
Hippiemouse
5 years, 6 months ago
XD you two win
TheFlyingPendragon
5 years, 6 months ago
Oh man, that was epic. xDDDD
Liquidhalo231
5 years, 6 months ago
I hear the year 3000 has a cure.
Kaheiyattsu
5 years, 6 months ago
you had me going there for a second
DarkTailskp
5 years, 6 months ago
I hope you get cured...surely you can fight it and live...sorry you have it but hope you get through it.
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
DarkTailskp
5 years, 6 months ago
Well...if you get treated you could still get over it and live a long life.
Keristrasza
5 years, 6 months ago
Look, do you live in the USA
LupusDaemon
5 years, 6 months ago
really, boneitis?
Hornybunny
5 years, 6 months ago
Don't forget to get it cured after becoming a wealthy executive of a delivery company in a thousand years.
Dajku
5 years, 6 months ago
you must be a real 80's guy.
RollerCoasterViper59
5 years, 6 months ago
*hugs* oh my god no, are you serious D: *crying*
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
RollerCoasterViper59
5 years, 6 months ago
XD •Knew it was a joke, just thought Id play along•
7vem
5 years, 6 months ago
*hugs tight, crying*...u cant get frozen, do u know wat they do!, they chope your head off....and your cells.....no....but u cant die neither!..
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
and then i'm just a talking head forced to give blowjobs
XZeddX
5 years, 6 months ago
Cobra...
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
Xzeddx
XZeddX
5 years, 6 months ago
Why you been so silly
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
cuz i like the funz
XZeddX
5 years, 6 months ago
Keristrasza
5 years, 6 months ago
being very serious here, kinda hope you answer back really soon do you live in USA
Keristrasza
5 years, 6 months ago
Well, i have to go now, for a bit

Heres the deal, if you live USA

Make sure you get Insurance if you dont have it, before you get 2nd opinion

After that

There is a experimental treatment to bring up to yer doctor, i saw it being done last yere in my first year of my fellowship program. but

it was abatacept wtih Loxoprofin,

the person seemed to have no degeneration and slight recovery
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
7vem
5 years, 6 months ago
wait..@@..im..confused r-r u joking?....*crying*
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
aww dont cry we're just having fun
7vem
5 years, 6 months ago
oh..>//>...u got me..^//^ (pounces on u, licking)
SabotageTheFool
5 years, 6 months ago
My God... these people -.- >_< https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjpu503b8Iw
RagnarArcano
5 years, 6 months ago
his only regret was being an 80s guy too long to get his boneitis cured
pirohmaniac
5 years, 6 months ago
Seriously, oh my dog that sucks :(
'hugs'
If you're fucking with us... Imma beat the stuffin out of you >:c
SabotageTheFool
5 years, 6 months ago
He IS .. it's a made up disease from Futurama, he's linked it multiple times in the comments...
pirohmaniac
5 years, 4 months ago
oh...


'walks to my corner quietly'
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
aww hugs
SabotageTheFool
5 years, 4 months ago
-goes over- Aw don't be like that ^_^ It's nice that you cared! :3 -rubs back-
pirohmaniac
5 years, 4 months ago
not for real! 'pounces and buttnuzzles'

I meant to google it I swear X3

Serously, i thought it was that disease where your tissue slowly turns to bone.
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
gets sum wet wipes after butt nuzzles hehe
pirohmaniac
5 years, 4 months ago
why wetwipes, i nuzzled your butt :3

and his
Yiffox
5 years, 4 months ago
i like to be clean n put out the embers
pirohmaniac
5 years, 4 months ago
i only firesnort when i'm pissy. or i sneeze.
MooseJam
5 years, 6 months ago
BWAHAHAHA!!!  You got me.
Keristrasza
5 years, 6 months ago
look, i know its considered untreatable but the medications i have listed, can help to slow the progress of the disease, this is advice from my professional medical standpoint, i know some about the disease, and ill be honest, im not a bone specialist, im a pediatrician, but, seriously

Discuss what i suggested with yer doctor. Its a potential way to live with the disorder without having further degeneration

NSAIDS and Rheumatoid arthritis medications
Keristrasza
5 years, 6 months ago
it IS a REAL disease, like it or not, unless your just making a joke in reference to a cartoon series as im picking up here

then its not funny at all

There really is a disease that causes the degeneration and loss of bones

SabotageTheFool
5 years, 6 months ago
There are multiple... but they aren't called Boneitis, as that would be a ridiculous nonsensical name...
Keristrasza
5 years, 6 months ago
Boneitis is a term used to describe degenerative bone disease also called osteoporosis
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
thats bonitis
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
eh thats why i hesitated posting it, but most people got it XD ( i did put enough references in journal to pick up on) aka suspended animation
gameguy199
5 years, 6 months ago
...........................................

HUG

i wish i could do more.
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
gameguy199
5 years, 6 months ago
i get that you were trying to be fun.

BUT THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!

how dare you lie to people and say you're dying when there are others who are ACTUALLY dying.
jerk.
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
ummm, first take a breath.  this may have been an injoke for some, but as shown by the comments, most people got the reference (and I posted a link to it a few times for those who didnt)..

and what disease did i have?  BONE-ITIS

if i claimed to have the fatal disease SKULL -ITIS or PEEN-ITIS, most people would be a little skeptical even if they didnt get the reference.

so just playing around....i do that...dont bring down JUSTICE upon me or anything
JessCarrotCake
5 years, 6 months ago
you know you scared the shit! out of me. I thought one of my favorite artists were going to dieeee *crys and gerts a riding crop* i am sooo going to punish you >:)
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
yay im one of someone's favorite artists
JessCarrotCake
5 years, 6 months ago
and dont you forget it! *slaps cobras ass*
rab080193
5 years, 6 months ago
goddamn it cobra, i thought you were serious for a second...
clever naga...
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
hehe
KogiSkul
5 years, 6 months ago
That's  okay, I have a disease that causes me to be constantly pissed off by the people around me. >.> It's caused by humans.
heropie
5 years, 6 months ago
i love how almost everyone never heard this joke XD
ObZen
5 years, 6 months ago
That's a funny name for a horrible disease.
GilPix
5 years, 6 months ago
You Jackass...Just for that we are going to put you in a capsule for 1000 years, then you can deal with our future problems.
ElMatto
5 years, 6 months ago
SharakoCloudCat
5 years, 6 months ago
I will trade ya my orchialgia.
Deke
5 years, 6 months ago
Took me a couple seconds to get it, during that time I was like NOOOOO!!! NO MORE YIFFOX!!
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
yiffox will live on forever XD
Ninetails2000
5 years, 6 months ago
I have only one thing to say to this.
...
We can dance. Da-da Dada Da-Dada Dada Da-Da Dada-Da-Hehehehaaa...
Hippiemouse
5 years, 6 months ago
well...if you want to....XD
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
can we leave our friends behind?
Hippiemouse
5 years, 6 months ago
Of course you can.
Cause your friends don't dance....and if they don't dance...well...they're no friends of mine

Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
woah my friend just gave you the middle finger
Ninetails2000
5 years, 6 months ago
You know, that dance isn't as safe as it says it says it is...
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
1000 aussies are injured a year trying to safety dance...plz contribute now to the Stop Safety Dancin' Foundation
bryangullickson
5 years, 6 months ago
gosh darnit cobra dont scare people like that lol
Yiffox
5 years, 6 months ago
MUHAHHAHA
Spuug
5 years, 6 months ago
Not to be confused with, you know, a real disease, like osteitis.
frostcat
5 years, 6 months ago
Whew! Nice trick.

I seriously didn't see the boneitis part in the preview of your journal.
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