To do list:
- Make vanilla pudding, put in mayo jar, eat in public.
- Hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other.
- Wear a shirt that says “life” and hand out lemons on street corner.
- Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today”
- Major in philosophy and then ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
- Run into a store, ask what year it is and when someone answers, yell “it worked!” and run out cheering.
- Become a doctor, change last name to Acula.
- Buy a parrot and teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot”
- Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.