I'm tired of barking up the wrong trees for mates. They're always already spoken for, not interested in dating, say I'm too old for them, or say I live too far away, or combinations thereof. I'm ready to advertise.
I'm 31 years old. Let's get that out of the way first. I'm not a kitten anymore, I'm a lanky old alleycat who bickers about how little it finds in the trashcans and dumpsters, and caterwauls on the fences when the storms are too cold. I'd love a cub to keep me company and make me feel young again.
I live in Newport News, Virginia, USA. But I could maybe move if I save up my money. I live alone, having moved out of my parents' house about five years ago. I'm lonely and want someone to cook for.
I'm Christian. My future mate doesn't have to be, though. But he can't be someone who says bad things about Christianity. And he probably shouldn't be a demon or magic user. Or into the macabre, please.
I like cartoons and E rated games, so my future mate shouldn't be into violence like guns and knives and street fighting. I'd love another person to watch cartoons with, and play co-op multiplayer with.
I'm a nudist. I'm most comfortable being nude. My future mate should be comfortable with my nudity, regardless of whether he'd be nude with me or not. Another nudist would be very enjoyable though.
I love all living things, even insects and fungi. I do eat meat though, so I'm not an extremist. But I do believe nothing should die unless it's threatening the life of someone I love, or it's going to be eaten. But nothing should die because of being inconvenient, annoying, scary, or "ugly". Those aren't good enough excuses to kill a living thing. Neither is killing for sport or because you're bored.
I'm looking for someone who will be faithful to me. There's nothing wrong with people who have more than one mate, nor with people who have "friends with benefits," but such people simply don't suit my needs. I would be faithful to my mate as well, and would appreciate the same from him.
I'm neither a top nor a bottom, and neither sub nor dom. I would love for my mate and myself to be on equal terms, so neither one takes control of the other. Also I prefer cuddling and frottage. Fellatio and mutual masturbation are nice as well.
I prefer a natural look, so I have a long beard and hairy pubes. Sadly, I was circumcised when I was a baby. I had no say in that decision. My mate can be cut or uncut, that doesn't matter to me. I'd prefer someone with no piercings nor tattoos though.
My body is my temple, so I keep it free of drugs and smoke, and only drink alcohol at special occasions. I'd prefer a mate who doesn't smoke or do drugs.
That about wraps it up. I'd be happy to answer any questions or comments you may have. If you know of anybody who might match my descripotions, please send him my way. Please?
5 years, 5 months ago
14 Apr 2013 18:32 CEST