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MarauderOctobot

Looking for a mate

I'm tired of barking up the wrong trees for mates. They're always already spoken for, not interested in dating, say I'm too old for them, or say I live too far away, or combinations thereof. I'm ready to advertise.

I'm 31 years old. Let's get that out of the way first. I'm not a kitten anymore, I'm a lanky old alleycat who bickers about how little it finds in the trashcans and dumpsters, and caterwauls on the fences when the storms are too cold. I'd love a cub to keep me company and make me feel young again.

I live in Newport News, Virginia, USA. But I could maybe move if I save up my money. I live alone, having moved out of my parents' house about five years ago. I'm lonely and want someone to cook for.

I'm Christian. My future mate doesn't have to be, though. But he can't be someone who says bad things about Christianity. And he probably shouldn't be a demon or magic user. Or into the macabre, please.

I like cartoons and E rated games, so my future mate shouldn't be into violence like guns and knives and street fighting. I'd love another person to watch cartoons with, and play co-op multiplayer with.

I'm a nudist. I'm most comfortable being nude. My future mate should be comfortable with my nudity, regardless of whether he'd be nude with me or not. Another nudist would be very enjoyable though.

I love all living things, even insects and fungi. I do eat meat though, so I'm not an extremist. But I do believe nothing should die unless it's threatening the life of someone I love, or it's going to be eaten. But nothing should die because of being inconvenient, annoying, scary, or "ugly". Those aren't good enough excuses to kill a living thing. Neither is killing for sport or because you're bored.

I'm looking for someone who will be faithful to me. There's nothing wrong with people who have more than one mate, nor with people who have "friends with benefits," but such people simply don't suit my needs. I would be faithful to my mate as well, and would appreciate the same from him.

I'm neither a top nor a bottom, and neither sub nor dom. I would love for my mate and myself to be on equal terms, so neither one takes control of the other. Also I prefer cuddling and frottage. Fellatio and mutual masturbation are nice as well.

I prefer a natural look, so I have a long beard and hairy pubes. Sadly, I was circumcised when I was a baby. I had no say in that decision. My mate can be cut or uncut, that doesn't matter to me. I'd prefer someone with no piercings nor tattoos though.

My body is my temple, so I keep it free of drugs and smoke, and only drink alcohol at special occasions. I'd prefer a mate who doesn't smoke or do drugs.

That about wraps it up. I'd be happy to answer any questions or comments you may have. If you know of anybody who might match my descripotions, please send him my way. Please?
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Added: 5 years, 5 months ago
 
benthelittlesquirrel
5 years, 5 months ago
you telling me i'm looking for female mate like a months
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
I don't have a vagina, but I act mostly feminine.
benthelittlesquirrel
5 years, 5 months ago
well i'm to young than you but i rather like cute ladies
EvilDog
5 years, 5 months ago
I'm single and looking as well
but unfortunately I don't fit a few of your criteria

I live in the UK

I like gory and scary games, but I do like to watch cartoons though (MLP:FiM is my fave atm)

if I hear about anyone who might suit you, I'll give you a heads up
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you very much n__n
And good luck on your search as well.
Kupok
5 years, 5 months ago
Eehehe... Monogamy among us is a difficult find. Make sure the person you find is seeking monogamy as well, not "changing for you." That's the best advice I can give.
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you for the advice. *hugs*
Tycloud
5 years, 5 months ago
Hope you find someone to love.   *hugs*  
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you *hugs back*
NeoPatamonX
5 years, 5 months ago
I can understand the idea of posting a personal on this website, but I hate to say that its probably not going to get you anybody. The best way to find a mate is to find something that evolves into it. It takes time and that magical spark. If somebody goes to see you with the idea of becoming your mate, it has a great potential of disappointing both sides because they'll both have a predefined image of their ideal mateship. Instead, the best results will always be from getting yourself out there and being a socialite, and bonding with probably several people till you hone in on one, and he hones in on you, and you define your own love with him; Instead of having some ideal you want to try to find in somebody already.

We all change because of people, and its best to find somebody that not only loves you, but changes you for the better~

I wish you luck~ I'm actually somewhat close to you, over in Maryland, but I fear I'd probably not fit your specifications, eheh |3;; I'm quite promiscuous, like competitive and X rated stuff (along with E stuff too~ Cute things are awesome) and etc. But you may benefit from just reaching out for people in general.

Good luck~
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
I see your point, and I guess my efforts were kinda misguided. But I've tried being a socialite for quite some time, and was getting close with one of the guys, but then it ended up he didn't feel the same way I did.
nehmyncolad
5 years, 5 months ago
It will be no easy. You sound like a good guy, hope you will find someone.
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you
ThaPig
5 years, 5 months ago
I was almost about to hook you up with a friend of mine... until I read the no-vagina part. He is unfortunately addicted to those.
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thanks for trying. *hugs*
ThaPig
5 years, 5 months ago
Yeah... he just got a new apartment and he was telling me today that he wants to find someone nice to settle up, and your profile is (almost) exactly what he is looking for. Except for gender.

Well, I wish you the best of lucks.
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thanks
ChrisSketch
5 years, 5 months ago
I hope you find some marauder. *hugs*
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you *hugs back*
MaDrow
5 years, 5 months ago
Good Luck |=(:3
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you
MaDrow
5 years, 5 months ago
You're Welcome |=(:3
sherymon
5 years, 5 months ago
Tienes un punto de vista naturalista interesante. La gente que conozco en persona le interesan aspectos físicos y eso es abrumador, cuando a alguien le he gustado sé que soy su fetiche, lleno sus expectativas pero eso a mí no me interesa mucho eso pues no idolatro la figura sino más los momentos, por eso es que me siento cómodo soltero. Quién esté contigo tendrá que apreciar eso.
You have a interesting and naturalist point of view. People I meet personally are interested in appearence. It's weird when someone likes me, I'm his/her fetish, I fill his/her expectation, but I'm not so interested on that. I don't like the form but the moments, because that I'm comfy single. Who will be with you have to appreciate it.
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
Thank you. I like your point of view as well. I need companionship though. I need someone to talk to and go places with and cook for.
MikeyV
5 years, 5 months ago
If all else fails, you should move closer to where I live. <3
MarauderOctobot
5 years, 5 months ago
That's the best offer I've heard.
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