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AlexReynard

I am a furry pornographic novelist. AskMeAnything

Yes, I think it's high time I did another question answering audio thingy.

But for such an event to occur, first you must bombard me with inquisitive ask-me-doos. I'm open to absolutely anything. Try and challenge me. Strange questions, morality questions, difficult questions. Make me work for your respect!!

I think I'll also do an AMA on Reddit and see if that attracts any attention too. If that ends up happening I'll post a link. Well looky here.

Now ask away, my loyal subjects! Though please, for brevity's sake, no more than five questions. A free Toyota Accord goes to the best asker!*



*I am lying.


BTW, here's all my previous ones-
Alex Answers Your Questions! 1
Alex Answers Your Questions! 2
Alex Answers Your Questions! 3
Alex Answers Your Questions! 4
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Added: 5 years, 5 months ago
 
Alfador
5 years, 5 months ago
Goobers or Raisinets?
mchollis89
5 years, 5 months ago
The eternal question.
asuraludu
5 years, 5 months ago
*flings into movie theater*
mchollis89
5 years, 5 months ago
I guess I'll never get the eternal answer. :o
Alfador
5 years, 5 months ago
Dadgum it!
asuraludu
5 years, 5 months ago
The candy Templar shall guard this to their candy coated grave.
JunkBox
5 years, 5 months ago
Or take a third option: Junior Mints.
talon1990
5 years, 5 months ago
This question is kinda hypothetical but I was wondering if part of the reason that people have issues with homosexuals is that when poeple think of gays thet mostly think of gay men.

My point being that since most straight men are extremely sexually minded, in pop culture at least, people think that a homosexual couple would be doing nothing but having sex and trying to get ass.

If that's not the case then what do you think are the reasons some people have such hatred for homosexuals and bisexuals?
sigmaweapon
5 years, 5 months ago
When the fuck are you going to write another Bartleby story?!
FedoraFox
5 years, 5 months ago
Do you go to 4chan and if so, what would you consider you most frequented board?

If you had to guess, what would be the one piece of furry porn you have masturbated to the most?
FedoraFox
5 years, 5 months ago
Also, one more:

Have you come across a fetish that for the life of you, you just could not wrap your mind around why anyone would like such a thing?
NaydrxSpade
5 years, 5 months ago
When did you start questioning religion?  Out of your fetishes, which ones would you never do in real life?  With who and when did you lose your virginity, if you did?  Have you gone to college?  What's your dream date?  Would you want to have kids?  Where do you see yourself five years from now?

A bit much?  I love asking questions ^..^
mchollis89
5 years, 5 months ago
Uh... I've been trying to write a story centered around my biggest fetish, and some small shout outs to you. But whenever i get to a super sexy part of the story, i can't resist "beating a few out". One I do, however, I loose interest in it and let it set for a month or 2. My question is if you have the same, or similar problem, and if so, how do you deal with it.
EtherBunnny41
5 years, 5 months ago
This seems poorly timed, considering the day it's taking place on. I'm not sure if I should expect serious answers, or if Grimbly's gonna get upon der microfonen. >.>

Either way, uh... hmmm... oh, there's an interesting question, actually:

1) How would you deal with a "Great Gazoo" situation? (as in, there is now an infinitely prickish green alien thing that only you can see following you around and causing mischief that you invariably end up getting blamed for, even though it's not your fault)

This may also bear resemblance to Cpt. Picard's run ins with Q, though I've still not seen any of those episodes, so I can't be too sure of it. In that case, we'll add that as a second question:

2) How would you deal with a "Q" situation?

To put an interesting spin on this:

3) How would you behave if you yourself were the Great Gazoo/Q in someone else's "Great Gazoo/Q" situation?

And, to sort of round off this series of queries:

4) If there was one fictional character (of all the many fictional characters that "exist") that you would want to be your own personal "Great Gazoo" (to reiterate; only you can see them/talk to them and anything they do will "blamed" -as it were- on you), who would that fictional character be?

BONUS UNRELATED QUESTION:

5) Almonds or Walnuts; which is the better nut?
AlexReynard
5 years, 5 months ago
The date is pure coincidence. I'll be recording these in a week, so it won't be Foolsday then.
Joppe
5 years, 5 months ago
If your stories were audio books which different kinds of voices you would like to have the different stories?
JunkBox
5 years, 5 months ago
Here's a mystery: who gives a fuck?

Really. Most of the time you have to buy a fuck, or work for a fuck, or exchange a favor for a fuck; on occasion you find one in the middle of the street, where someone apparently took the fuck off and left it there. But the mystery remains: Who gives a fuck with no expectation of return? (And I know it's not Mom. She asked for a favor.)

This Cluster F Bomb brought to you by TVTropes.org
counter345
5 years, 5 months ago
Is there such thing as "objective morality" and if so, how is it defined?
hammse
5 years, 5 months ago
only because you made a point with the headline xD
treating neurotical grumbling with sexual domination = a good thing?
(((I wouldnt mind examples because I have too few ;3)))
asuraludu
5 years, 5 months ago
Bacon Mouthwash..... Is it a step closer to Hell's Naughty level?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnb-rdGbm6s  A ways back on FA, I commented on this tool.  I stated that it may be a prototype to a medical tool similar to the male pregnancy harness.  A bigger step towards understanding involving a rather painful moment for women.  The drawback I found involved the video was more of a shock value commercial.  it lit up a bit of a debate on that journal entry.  I would like to hear your ideas on how this item might be used.

LoZeed
5 years, 5 months ago
Hmm.... If you were offered a chance to make an animated series would you take it? and if so what would be about?
Relee
5 years, 5 months ago
I talk with you like every night. Where in the hell am I going to come up with questions for you that I haven't asked?

Oh, I've got one. What colour do you want your future house to be?
Rakaziel
5 years, 5 months ago
1. What are the top three works of fiction (be they book, movie, comic, song, game or whatever else form of art) that you would write fanfiction for?

2. Are you planning to write a sequel to Summer Vacation of the Living Dead?

3. How do you think America will develop politically (laws included) in the next 10 years?


JunkBox
5 years, 5 months ago
One other question, to come completely out of the blue...

I looked back at one of your stories, and found a discussion about publishing your stories.
Would you consider publishing a work in an Ebook format - i.e. for Nook or Kindle?
LandonFox
5 years, 5 months ago
From your "Held in Captivity" storyline, how much would hell hold accountable citizens for their animosity towards the other side?  If someone hated pred or prey, but had never met one their entire life, how much is that their fault for believing the lies they were told?
misterebony
5 years, 5 months ago
Only question I got to ask is will we see Belinda again. I miss your stories :(
PrawoJazdy
5 years, 5 months ago
I have recently been asking myself, "how many episodes of Friendship Is Magic should I watch before I call myself a brony?" I was asking that because I hadn't been able to bring myself to watch "enough episodes" to apply the label to myself, despite my enjoyment of its fanart and fanfics. I was more recently assured I was indeed a brony and the question was flawed, and then got to watch "enough episodes," so the question is now also academic for me.

But... how (and how much) do you feel a fan's fanliness relies (or should rely) on their relation(s) to the primary source material? Also, can an academic question be flawed? Because I think I might have used slightly inaccurate words above.
PrawoJazdy
5 years, 5 months ago
Oh, and what do you think I should use for my user icon? I think I'm looking for a category, or a set of vague-but-interpretable directions, rather than a specific thing in your answer.
chaosblackwing
5 years, 5 months ago
1. (I blame Cracked for this question) Batman vs Superman, which is more interesting and why?

2. Hipsters: Kill it with fire, nuke it from orbit(it's the only way to be sure), or isolate them and watch them go insane due to having no-one to show off to?

3. Have you ever encountered a Rule 34 depiction of some creature or monster that has caused it go from being scary, to, if not erotic, at least not frightening anymore?

4. Corgis or Huskies?

5. And finally, what do you think of the creative explosion that has occurred due to the internet, and how do you think it will impact how culture and society will grow and change in the near future?
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