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Haiku battle!

I challenge you all!
Gimmie a haiku battle!
Bring it on, bitches!
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Added: 11 years, 1 month ago
 
Sarakha
11 years, 1 month ago
Staining crimson red
The moon over the spire;
Someone was naughty.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
If I may translate:
A loss of virginity?
Is that what you mean?
King30
11 years, 1 month ago
But I can't haiku
It is way too difficult
Let's do something else.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
nuh-uh, no mercy
Won't stop till I'm out of words
Gimmie some candy! O.o
King30
11 years, 1 month ago
You have asked for it
I'm not gonna let you win
I don't have candy. >:3
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Not a single piece?
Not one peanut-butter cup?
No Mr. Goodbar?
King30
11 years, 1 month ago
I am very broke
If I had it I'd give it
I am so sorry
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Shameful candy count.
Unless you're hoarding it all.
Bunny needs Rocher!

(reference. This is some good shit!)
King30
11 years, 1 month ago
Ooh I love Rocher!
Do you have any for me?
I must eat some now!
Tinnitus
11 years, 1 month ago
Haiku are not fun
and they take way too much time
goddamn I hate this.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Welcome to you, gnoll.
do feel free to take your time.
I'll stare at your sheath
Whitehair
11 years, 1 month ago
at work I must hide
microfractures of my heart
cause tears to stream down
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
That doesn't sound fun.
I hope you've had that looked at.
Will you be ok?
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
The sound of laughter
Too the children who cry
Is the noise of Omega
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Much as I love this
I don't think it's a haiku.
five, seven, and five.
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
The sound of laughter rings
Too the children who cry loud
it is Omega
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
You went six, eight, eight.
You want syllables, not words.
gonna try again?
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
Grrrrr! Damn these things... okay okay... wooosaaa!


Pink virgin holes tear
Omega drools on their face
Picture of pure bliss
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
yay! got it that time!
The drooling's a bit silly,
but I'm liking it ^_^
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
Balls pressed to the cleft
Shaft throbs in their broken hole
Seed shoots in, so deep
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
What are you doing?
Making me too damn horny,
so I can't haiku?
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
Blood drips from his spire
Wrecked remains lay at his feet
Satisfaction had
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Fiendish little fox!
You won't get away with this!
I'll have you in chains
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
Tossed into the trash
A dead lifeless husk remains
New meat is soon found
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Did you bait me in?
What a sneaky little bitch!
Now faster than me
necroboy
11 years, 1 month ago
Raped into little bits
Another child meets it's fate
Omega is back
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Whoopsie yet again
On the first line, there are six.
Omega still likes.
awakenji
11 years, 1 month ago
You cannot beat me
Your challenge has been declined
I shall not waiver.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Declined? Aw, no fair!
But I'll forgive you, Kenji,
Cause you picked Daniel.
awakenji
11 years, 1 month ago
Who is this daniel?
I can care less about him.
I shall pick no one.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
You know, the orgy.
The underwater orgy.
The sky-blue bunny.
awakenji
11 years, 1 month ago
Now I remember
I had thought you meant twilight
Hatred for it burns
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Twighlight? Whatcha mean?
I know not this Twighlight thing?
Another orgy?
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
Seriously dude?
Shit with sparkly vampires?
Creator should die
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Read all these haiku
I won't read them anymore
Necroboy's scared me
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Hey, an Umbreon!
I'll hide you so you're not scared,
In my poke-ball.
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Funny MystBunny,
Pokemon battles prefered
Over haiku fight
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Glorified cockfights?
Getting ambushed between towns?
Sure, if you say so. ^_^
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Avoid eye contact
With Youngster Joey and Co.
And you will be fine
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Pokemon is nice,
I prefer Monster Rancher.
That one's lots of fun.
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
No experience
With Monster Rancher and stuff
But i've heard good things
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Very immersive
Like when my first monster died,
I actually cried.
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Not sure if thats good
Or just kind of pitiful
Apathy is best
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Yeah, it's a good thing,
I just didn't expect it.
They don't die on 4
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
You are a wordsmith
Which is why i converse you
But i'm bored with this
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Fair enough ^_^ *hugs*
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Thanks fer the fun lil challenge tho bunbun :D
And u broke haiku first, does that mean i win XD
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
We can keep going if you want >=3
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Lol XD maybe later
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Thanks though. Needed it. *hugs*
DarkestUmbreon
11 years, 1 month ago
Your haiku battle
Distracted me from my task
A furry porn quest

Lol XD
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Hehe, I'm done for now ^_^ Stayed up kinda late haikuing.
Soggy2002
11 years, 1 month ago
I hardly haiku
It always seems hard to do
Wait, is this haiku?
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Want to be clever,
But I think I'm running out.
Lemme think a bit..
Soggy2002
11 years, 1 month ago
Poor bunny can't think,
Whatever will we do now?
I know, stab his brain!
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
O.O
Nuuuu I like my brain!
Body must have a captain!
No stabby brain-brain!
Soggy2002
11 years, 1 month ago
Seems your brain has died,
No-one speaks like that at all.
Let me take a look.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
EEP! No touch my brain!
Dead or not, it stays inside.
Am I a zombie?
Soggy2002
11 years, 1 month ago
You are not undead.
You might be an alien,
Though that could be false.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Alien bunny?
I checked myself thoroughly.
No tentacles here.
Soggy2002
11 years, 1 month ago
No alien bun?
What a waste of my damn time.
Tentacles are hot.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
I'm indifferent there.
Wouldn't know how to use them.
I would rape myself.
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
That's the idea
No one around, fuck yourself
They can be much fun
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Procrastination:
Autobiographical
Humiliation.

I waste so much time.
Why am I not achieving,
in my autumn years?
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
A three word haiku?
That display is impressive.
I doubt I can match.
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Terribly naughty
pornographic cub porn makes
for the best haiku
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
I highly agree!
But not just haikus. It makes
The best anything
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Tentacles lurking.
Spread-legged cub pisses in sleep.
Golden flow guides spring.

Newly filled egg-cup.
Belly stretched by painted eggs.
Cries as you eat one.

Horny tadpole girl
Incestuous frogspawn lube
of unhatched siblings.

[In Japanese, haiku should be seventeen syllables (actually 17 "on", but they're the same thing in Japanese), typically arranged 5/7/5, and must contain a Kigo, a seasonal term: something obvious like a month, season ("spring"), or weather, or something more subtle like a human activity that tells you the time of year (easter eggs), or a seasonal a plant or animal, like (tadpole).

In English Haiku, there're allegedly no rules: they're just micropoems, to the point where mere monosyllables ("tundra", "core") have been used as haiku (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English). I personally prefer to apply the constraints of the Japanese to English Haiku, since constraints are fun: but that damn Kigo constraint is HARD!]
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
You've totally won this, and fuck you for making me horny to the thought of raping a frog with the eggs as lube =P
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Oh cum now, don't quit;
Not when fun is just budding!
Rape a cub in verse!

Budding face struck dumb,
Mouth forced open with a thumb
Tears mix with cum.
[rhymes, because haiku constraints aren't enough!]

Ass oozes agape.
A fall leaves marks on duct-tape.
Aftermath of rape.
[Trying starting each line with the same letter, too... maybe cheating a bit with my Kigo? :D]


Tied in flowerbed.
Spread over sprouting bamboo.
Stretching urethra.

Summer heat lingers
On lifted skirt, warming welts
She shows just to you.

Carnival apples
Bruised cub-bottom target wins
Prize if one gets in!

Hot cider burbles
Jar scalds willing waitress breast.
Gifting drink and pain.
[One for each season! :)]
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
I'm enjoying this too much to stop :P Here's a little haiku story.

Squatting in nettles
Humping the leaves, their stings burn.
Red hot orgasm

Sneak up behind her
Fistfull of nettles in glove
Shove them inside her

Writhing and screaming
But juices coat gloved fingers
Hot li'l masochist

Slowly coming down,
Slumps against his chest
"Daddy, didja hafta?"
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
That's hot! I'm gonna use the nettle thing in RP ^_^
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
Hey bunny, get this
This might kill that thought for you
Slippy from Starfox >:3
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
I COULD get into Slippy. I'm not yet, but could.
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
Foxes are the best
Don't even try to deny
Now bend me over X3
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
I gotta admit
I have some great memories
With naughty foxes
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
Imagine you would
You horny little bunny
I know how you are >:3
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Fox kits yip and yiff,
Full of joy and dripping cum :)
Fuzz-tailed balls of fun!
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
Yip and yiff we do
As we get it up the butt
You want in on this?
PrysmTKitsune
11 years, 1 month ago
Moment in time frozen
Sealed memory's token
To be viewed by all.
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Haiku Syllables
Are five, seven, and then five.
Yours are six, six, five. =P
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Seventeen on
And "frozen" for a kigo
Seems legit to me :P
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
I always heard 5, 7, 5. In school, and on Avatar. Oh well. My bad.
pirohmaniac
11 years, 1 month ago
Your haiku battles
Inspired by Avatar
Am I right on that?
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Yesh, and I stayed up kinda late doing them, so I'm done. hehe
ColdScourge
11 years, 1 month ago
tear-stained face lifeless
a glass of wine a blown kiss
ironic rivers
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Ow, you hurt my brain.
I can't figure out this stuff.
My thoughts aren't that deep
ColdScourge
11 years, 1 month ago
hardest part feelings
roaches scuttle lay down now
three more shots sadness
MystBunny
11 years, 1 month ago
Can roaches lay down?
I've never seen them do it.
They sure do run fast
Catwheezle
11 years, 1 month ago
Prostrate roaches hump
Your kitchen counter tiling.
Do you eat off that?
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