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MystBunny

Haiku battle!

I challenge you all!
Gimmie a haiku battle!
Bring it on, bitches!
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Added: 6 years ago
 
DraculJOSHI
6 years ago
古池や蛙飛び込む水の音
    ふるいけやかわずとびこむみずのおと

富士の風や扇にのせて江戸土産
    ふじのかぜやおうぎにのせてえどみやげ

very simlpe, but hey, I can't even fluently read japanese, what do you expect XP
MystBunny
6 years ago
Hey, neither can I
Who needs authenticity?
As long as it's fun
^_^
Sarakha
6 years ago
Staining crimson red
The moon over the spire;
Someone was naughty.
MystBunny
6 years ago
If I may translate:
A loss of virginity?
Is that what you mean?
King30
6 years ago
But I can't haiku
It is way too difficult
Let's do something else.
MystBunny
6 years ago
nuh-uh, no mercy
Won't stop till I'm out of words
Gimmie some candy! O.o
King30
6 years ago
You have asked for it
I'm not gonna let you win
I don't have candy. >:3
MystBunny
6 years ago
Not a single piece?
Not one peanut-butter cup?
No Mr. Goodbar?
King30
6 years ago
I am very broke
If I had it I'd give it
I am so sorry
MystBunny
6 years ago
Shameful candy count.
Unless you're hoarding it all.
Bunny needs Rocher!

(reference. This is some good shit!)
King30
6 years ago
Ooh I love Rocher!
Do you have any for me?
I must eat some now!
Tinnitus
6 years ago
Haiku are not fun
and they take way too much time
goddamn I hate this.
MystBunny
6 years ago
Welcome to you, gnoll.
do feel free to take your time.
I'll stare at your sheath
Whitehair
6 years ago
at work I must hide
microfractures of my heart
cause tears to stream down
MystBunny
6 years ago
That doesn't sound fun.
I hope you've had that looked at.
Will you be ok?
necroboy
6 years ago
The sound of laughter
Too the children who cry
Is the noise of Omega
MystBunny
6 years ago
Much as I love this
I don't think it's a haiku.
five, seven, and five.
necroboy
6 years ago
The sound of laughter rings
Too the children who cry loud
it is Omega
MystBunny
6 years ago
You went six, eight, eight.
You want syllables, not words.
gonna try again?
necroboy
6 years ago
Grrrrr! Damn these things... okay okay... wooosaaa!


Pink virgin holes tear
Omega drools on their face
Picture of pure bliss
MystBunny
6 years ago
yay! got it that time!
The drooling's a bit silly,
but I'm liking it ^_^
necroboy
6 years ago
Balls pressed to the cleft
Shaft throbs in their broken hole
Seed shoots in, so deep
MystBunny
6 years ago
What are you doing?
Making me too damn horny,
so I can't haiku?
necroboy
6 years ago
Blood drips from his spire
Wrecked remains lay at his feet
Satisfaction had
MystBunny
6 years ago
Fiendish little fox!
You won't get away with this!
I'll have you in chains
necroboy
6 years ago
Tossed into the trash
A dead lifeless husk remains
New meat is soon found
MystBunny
6 years ago
Did you bait me in?
What a sneaky little bitch!
Now faster than me
necroboy
6 years ago
Raped into little bits
Another child meets it's fate
Omega is back
MystBunny
6 years ago
Whoopsie yet again
On the first line, there are six.
Omega still likes.
kenji321
6 years ago
You cannot beat me
Your challenge has been declined
I shall not waiver.
MystBunny
6 years ago
Declined? Aw, no fair!
But I'll forgive you, Kenji,
Cause you picked Daniel.
kenji321
6 years ago
Who is this daniel?
I can care less about him.
I shall pick no one.
MystBunny
6 years ago
You know, the orgy.
The underwater orgy.
The sky-blue bunny.
kenji321
6 years ago
Now I remember
I had thought you meant twilight
Hatred for it burns
MystBunny
6 years ago
Twighlight? Whatcha mean?
I know not this Twighlight thing?
Another orgy?
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
Seriously dude?
Shit with sparkly vampires?
Creator should die
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Read all these haiku
I won't read them anymore
Necroboy's scared me
MystBunny
6 years ago
Hey, an Umbreon!
I'll hide you so you're not scared,
In my poke-ball.
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Funny MystBunny,
Pokemon battles prefered
Over haiku fight
MystBunny
6 years ago
Glorified cockfights?
Getting ambushed between towns?
Sure, if you say so. ^_^
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Avoid eye contact
With Youngster Joey and Co.
And you will be fine
MystBunny
6 years ago
Pokemon is nice,
I prefer Monster Rancher.
That one's lots of fun.
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
No experience
With Monster Rancher and stuff
But i've heard good things
MystBunny
6 years ago
Very immersive
Like when my first monster died,
I actually cried.
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Not sure if thats good
Or just kind of pitiful
Apathy is best
MystBunny
6 years ago
Yeah, it's a good thing,
I just didn't expect it.
They don't die on 4
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
You are a wordsmith
Which is why i converse you
But i'm bored with this
MystBunny
6 years ago
Fair enough ^_^ *hugs*
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Thanks fer the fun lil challenge tho bunbun :D
And u broke haiku first, does that mean i win XD
MystBunny
6 years ago
We can keep going if you want >=3
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Lol XD maybe later
MystBunny
6 years ago
Thanks though. Needed it. *hugs*
DarkestUmbreon
6 years ago
Your haiku battle
Distracted me from my task
A furry porn quest

Lol XD
MystBunny
6 years ago
Hehe, I'm done for now ^_^ Stayed up kinda late haikuing.
Soggy2002
6 years ago
I hardly haiku
It always seems hard to do
Wait, is this haiku?
MystBunny
6 years ago
Want to be clever,
But I think I'm running out.
Lemme think a bit..
Soggy2002
6 years ago
Poor bunny can't think,
Whatever will we do now?
I know, stab his brain!
MystBunny
6 years ago
O.O
Nuuuu I like my brain!
Body must have a captain!
No stabby brain-brain!
Soggy2002
6 years ago
Seems your brain has died,
No-one speaks like that at all.
Let me take a look.
MystBunny
6 years ago
EEP! No touch my brain!
Dead or not, it stays inside.
Am I a zombie?
Soggy2002
6 years ago
You are not undead.
You might be an alien,
Though that could be false.
MystBunny
6 years ago
Alien bunny?
I checked myself thoroughly.
No tentacles here.
Soggy2002
6 years ago
No alien bun?
What a waste of my damn time.
Tentacles are hot.
MystBunny
6 years ago
I'm indifferent there.
Wouldn't know how to use them.
I would rape myself.
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
That's the idea
No one around, fuck yourself
They can be much fun
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Procrastination:
Autobiographical
Humiliation.

I waste so much time.
Why am I not achieving,
in my autumn years?
MystBunny
6 years ago
A three word haiku?
That display is impressive.
I doubt I can match.
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Terribly naughty
pornographic cub porn makes
for the best haiku
MystBunny
6 years ago
I highly agree!
But not just haikus. It makes
The best anything
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Tentacles lurking.
Spread-legged cub pisses in sleep.
Golden flow guides spring.

Newly filled egg-cup.
Belly stretched by painted eggs.
Cries as you eat one.

Horny tadpole girl
Incestuous frogspawn lube
of unhatched siblings.

[In Japanese, haiku should be seventeen syllables (actually 17 "on", but they're the same thing in Japanese), typically arranged 5/7/5, and must contain a Kigo, a seasonal term: something obvious like a month, season ("spring"), or weather, or something more subtle like a human activity that tells you the time of year (easter eggs), or a seasonal a plant or animal, like (tadpole).

In English Haiku, there're allegedly no rules: they're just micropoems, to the point where mere monosyllables ("tundra", "core") have been used as haiku (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_in_English). I personally prefer to apply the constraints of the Japanese to English Haiku, since constraints are fun: but that damn Kigo constraint is HARD!]
MystBunny
6 years ago
You've totally won this, and fuck you for making me horny to the thought of raping a frog with the eggs as lube =P
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Oh cum now, don't quit;
Not when fun is just budding!
Rape a cub in verse!

Budding face struck dumb,
Mouth forced open with a thumb
Tears mix with cum.
[rhymes, because haiku constraints aren't enough!]

Ass oozes agape.
A fall leaves marks on duct-tape.
Aftermath of rape.
[Trying starting each line with the same letter, too... maybe cheating a bit with my Kigo? :D]


Tied in flowerbed.
Spread over sprouting bamboo.
Stretching urethra.

Summer heat lingers
On lifted skirt, warming welts
She shows just to you.

Carnival apples
Bruised cub-bottom target wins
Prize if one gets in!

Hot cider burbles
Jar scalds willing waitress breast.
Gifting drink and pain.
[One for each season! :)]
Catwheezle
6 years ago
I'm enjoying this too much to stop :P Here's a little haiku story.

Squatting in nettles
Humping the leaves, their stings burn.
Red hot orgasm

Sneak up behind her
Fistfull of nettles in glove
Shove them inside her

Writhing and screaming
But juices coat gloved fingers
Hot li'l masochist

Slowly coming down,
Slumps against his chest
"Daddy, didja hafta?"
MystBunny
6 years ago
That's hot! I'm gonna use the nettle thing in RP ^_^
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
Hey bunny, get this
This might kill that thought for you
Slippy from Starfox >:3
MystBunny
6 years ago
I COULD get into Slippy. I'm not yet, but could.
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
Foxes are the best
Don't even try to deny
Now bend me over X3
MystBunny
6 years ago
I gotta admit
I have some great memories
With naughty foxes
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
Imagine you would
You horny little bunny
I know how you are >:3
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Fox kits yip and yiff,
Full of joy and dripping cum :)
Fuzz-tailed balls of fun!
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
Yip and yiff we do
As we get it up the butt
You want in on this?
PrysmTKitsune
6 years ago
Moment in time frozen
Sealed memory's token
To be viewed by all.
MystBunny
6 years ago
Haiku Syllables
Are five, seven, and then five.
Yours are six, six, five. =P
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Seventeen on
And "frozen" for a kigo
Seems legit to me :P
MystBunny
6 years ago
I always heard 5, 7, 5. In school, and on Avatar. Oh well. My bad.
pirohmaniac
6 years ago
Your haiku battles
Inspired by Avatar
Am I right on that?
MystBunny
6 years ago
Yesh, and I stayed up kinda late doing them, so I'm done. hehe
ColdScourge
6 years ago
tear-stained face lifeless
a glass of wine a blown kiss
ironic rivers
MystBunny
6 years ago
Ow, you hurt my brain.
I can't figure out this stuff.
My thoughts aren't that deep
ColdScourge
6 years ago
hardest part feelings
roaches scuttle lay down now
three more shots sadness
MystBunny
6 years ago
Can roaches lay down?
I've never seen them do it.
They sure do run fast
Catwheezle
6 years ago
Prostrate roaches hump
Your kitchen counter tiling.
Do you eat off that?
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