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VerbMyNoun

TMI Tuesday: Kristin McDaniel

Okay, so I feel like writing bitchy this week, so today's guest is my favorite goth ferret dom, Kristin! You may recall her from "Josie and the Girlgoyles" and "Valentine's Day Special." Don't mind if some of her answers are offensive, she has a tendency to be that way.
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Added: 5 years, 5 months ago
 
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
So... Kristin...

Did you ever keep your promise to, uh, John Stag? ;3
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Promise? Oh, I make lots of promises, and I keep them all. Most people consider them to be threats, though. The only "promise" I recall making to Venison was that if he proved himself worthy, I'd let him fuck this sweet pussy. He's... still working on that - as if that tiny cock could actually please me? *scoffs*
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Alright, I'm sure your taking care of Venison better then any girl before him. Though he has (privately) voiced he concerns that he might be getting the 'rough' treatment. Any comment on that?

Secondly, it's well known that CH is a pretty presigest school, how are you attending? Acedmicly perhaps? Or are your folks funding your way.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Better than any girl before him? HAHAHAHAHA! What a joke! He's lucky he entertains me, or else he'd still be a virgin. And he's been... voicing concerns? *sigh* I don't know why he insists that I punish him, but I can't let such a grievous offense go. And you'd be surprised at how much a girl can get with the right kind of... leverage... over the right kind of people.
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Hmm.. well, who are your other two toys?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Ah, my dear, sweet, nosy cat-boy. Your glasses imply wisdom and intellect that you don't use. Part of the... perks... that I enjoy depend on the continued anonymity of my toys. If I were to blow my secret, they wouldn't have anything else left to hide, and I'd be in that garbage public school. Do I look like the type of Mistress to tolerate a PUBLIC SCHOOL? I dare you to ask me another stupid question. Do it.
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Cat boy. Cat boy? Ohhhhh you blind weasel. I'm a Elkhound!
No wonder you dumped her, probably couldn't see what you had. Speaking of what you had, Kristin, little birdy said something happend to you a long time ago. I want to know what that is. Something to do with your parents perhaps?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Know what happens to little birdies that tweet too much? The larger, raptor-type birds swoop down and eat them alive. You don't want to be eaten alive... do you, cat-boy? *checks teeth for feathers*
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Weird
 Cause that said raptor I remember losing her mouth when a much better predator came around, and she didn't need to so much as bare her teeth.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
...
You want... teeth?
*Lunges at Talon and wraps her paws around his throat*
Don't you fucking dare compare me to that bitch! She has no idea what it means to dominate a slut like Megan! I promise you, what they have won't be anything close to what that whore gave up.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
@ Kristin McDaniel

Okay, that's enough. You're not allowed to rough up our guests, Kristin.

@ Steelpenguin

That fucker deserved it!

@ Kristin McDaniel

I'm not here to judge. I'm just letting you know, you're not allowed to hurt our visitors. Don't make me write out all of your playthings.

@ Steelpenguin

You fucking wouldn't.

@ Kristin McDaniel

Try me.

@ Steelpenguin

...Watch your back...
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Well, do believe after that act of violence you warrant some therapy.
so, why do you care? You left Megan, Dispite the lion trying to show you up, what do you have to gain in bothering those two?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
A good pet should know when she's being punished. Instead, she went and did far, far worse than disobey. That lion stole something from me. Something very... VERY... important. And I'm going to get it back.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
Did you take all of Megan's 10 inches of your ass?

What was the nicest thing you ever did for Megan?

Do you actually love Megan or is she just an object to you?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*rolls eyes* I don't see why that useless trash is worth talking about. Isn't this supposed to be about me? That whore wasn't deserving of this pretty cunny, and I definitely wouldn't stoop to sucking her off, so where else would I take it? Everything I do for all of my pets, whether they realize it or not, is with the sweetest of intentions, but the nicest thing I ever did for Slut? Hmmmmm... *taps fingers on chin thoughtfully* I taught her how to eat pussy like a pro. That bitch lioness ought to be worshipping at my feet right now. And I love all my pets, as long as they remember their place.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
While at least you're consistent.
How many pets do you have?
What is your favorite thing to do?
Do you have any fetishes besides the obvious BDSM?
Is your clitty longer then normal?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
A Mistress must always be consistent. Always. At any given time, I have three pets. I like having one at school, plus a few others on the side that I can use for... special... favors. My favorite thing to do? That's simple: I like breaking a new toy's spirit. You say "fetishes" like they're not normal... *eyes narrow* Are you implying that my likes are unusual, lizard dick? Fuck you, then. You don't get to know anything about my precious clitty, asking questions like that with such impudence. You're lucky I don't chain you up in my basement and whip you raw!

Steelpenguin: Sorry, Chris. I'll try and calm her down.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
There is no normal only fun. I don't mind a good whipping from a girl just ask my girls.
I never implied anything I just didn't feel like making a list of stuff that I like to see.
She can go a little crazy I like it rough. I have a thick hide. Besides I hear ferrets are very flexible.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
It's ok, Chris. I understand. My list of turn-offs is actually much shorter than my turn-ons. *whispering* Kristin is just a little bit... crazy... Especially after the incident with Ross in the cafeteria. I worry about her, and I'm thinking about having her evaluated.

@ Steelpenguin

Fuck you. Why don't you write a story where Venison and I take you, spit-roast style? I'll show you fucking crazy.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
the little dear seems to be more like a snack to me.
Also I done that a few times with my girls and I knowa Elita is bigger than your boy.
So I'm pretty sure I can take both of you at once.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
I think she was talking to me...
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
I gathered that but was just trying to keep her from attacking you by provoking her to attack me if you want to.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
You should mind your own business, twindicks. Why don't you go and frot yourself?
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
Why do you think I'm on the computer  :3
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Trolling fursmut for a strong-willed domme to teach you and your girls some proper behavior, obviously. And, excuse me... SNACK!?!? You're not even worthy of getting a lick. Don't worry, though, I'll give you something to snack on.... "OH, VENISON!!! COME, HERE, PET..."
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
Who says I want a link. Rather have a bite.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Try it. I'll have you ball-gagged the second you do. With your own balls.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
Well that's the advantage of being a genetic experiment.
I can regrow a lot of parts and on that note we do like a pair as a keepsake?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Sure. I'll mount them on my wall, with all the other balls I've busted.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
*Reaches down and rips a pair off and put them in a bag*
here you go and if you like to know that pain always feels good.*Licks the blood off his fingers*
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
*takes the offered balls and tosses them to Talon*

@ talon2point0

Here, I think you need these more than I do. Plus, my wall is full.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
If your wallet full try eating a few of them. I hear the tasting jerky if you let them dry out.
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Ack-! What ar-

QwQ why would you do that?
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
My balls grow back.
Also I am not mentally stable for example gore and violence excite me.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
"...I am not mentally stable..."

Clearly.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
What would I do with... these? And you're clearly lacking a pair, cat-boy. Or... cat-boi? Either way, I thought I'd play nice and help you out.
talon2point0
5 years, 5 months ago
Careful chris... ferrets can be a lot to handle...
>w<
I-I should know...
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
My friend has two and they can't hurt me my skins to sick even in real life.
Though they do like to run
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Finally. You say something smart. Good boy.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
I'm so sorry, Talon. I seem to have created a monster.

@ Steelpenguin

*Pulls out a 24" double dildo* Come here, bird-boy. I've got a monster for you.
Bigchris369
5 years, 5 months ago
Grab the lube before it's too late.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
Iknowright?
RisingDragon
5 years, 5 months ago
know any other goth girls?
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
There are a few that try and dress like me. Bunch of Suicide Girl-wanna be, Hot Topic-shopping lowlife whores. Goth is more than an image. In order to be a true goth, they'd have to know true suffering. Fucking posers. Megan used to be goth like me, but that bitch she's hanging out with now is kind of getting her out of that phase. What a waste; that bat was a work of art dressed in black... I mean... Fucking sellout.
Cormenthor
5 years, 5 months ago
*Question/comment form Debbie Conners*
Kristin, what the hell girl? You're either totally fucked in the head or you just need a good rampant all night fuck. I mean really? You sound more like you hate yourself more than other people hate you. And deary get a grip, EVERYONE how knows anything about it knows that your not the one in control sweet cheeks.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
@ Debbie Conners

"You're either totally fucked in the head or you just need a good rampant all night fuck."

Yes to both. Who isn't? But fuck you, anyway.
Cormenthor
5 years, 5 months ago
Debbie@Kristin

Good to know, and no thanks, I like to fuck LIKE crazy but to fuck crazy isn't my idea of a good time.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
It's okay. Bubbly bimbos aren't mine.
Cormenthor
5 years, 5 months ago
What ever, at least this "Bubbly Bimbo" doesn't have to be a controlling bitch to get her rocks off.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 5 months ago
@ Debbie Conners

You still need to control that dial on your vibrator, bitch.
Cormenthor
5 years, 5 months ago
@Kristin

Never had a lover ever dump me like yesterdays trash because I pushed things too far deary. And left my a bat over a guy is just such a sad thing.
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