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graymuzzle

Gray's Sex Meme.....

Stolen from Ketsa, who stole it from somewhere, all the way back to Blaire.

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What colour are your underwear/panties?
Black. Always.

Do they have a design?
Wouldn't that be sweet! But no......

Girls, what color is your bra?
.................................

Is there a design?
..................................

what color are your socks?
Black. Wooly. Warm. With a hole in the bottom.

Is there a design on them?
They have white heels.....

Are you a virgin ?
Being a virgin.....can I remember back that far?

Happy that way?
Helluva lot better than a half century of no sex!

What is your favorite sex position?
I kinda like feet over my shoulders.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
I'm straight. I consider myself an open minded straight.

Do you look at hentai?
Sure

Real porn?
I even CREATE it!

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes! and WRITE them too!

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
I have friends who write Gay material. I read their stuff.

Who was your first kiss with?
Cyhthia. Possibly Stephanie. Anyway, I was 13.

Are they of the opposite sex?
I hope so! I never got to confirm it......

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No. Though guys tend to kiss me when I'm in fursuit.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Um... m-maybe.  

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Nope.  Not even my ears.

If so, where?
N/A.

Do you have any tattoos?
Yup.

If so, where?
Across my chest. Both upper arms.

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Yup. My kids can testify to that.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.

If so, which ones?
Marijuana. Hashish. I think I got slipped some Angel Dust once.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Wife? no. Girlfriend? ........

Ever been cheated on?
Yup. Wife number one fell into bed with our best friend.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
I'm a fox! Who amongst us hasn't?

Do you own any sex toys?
Wouldn't YOU like to know!

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Possibly.  

Have you ever masturbated?
Does the sun rise in the East?

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Ewwwwwwww! Gross!

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Uh huh. Gave them back when we broke up.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Does being 'fixed' count?

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
All the time......

Do you swear in front of your parents?
No.

Do they care?
Not Dad. (he's deceased)

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not so much.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No *zap*  OW, I mean yes, yes I am.
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Added: 5 years, 8 months ago
 
DoggyStyle57
5 years, 8 months ago
Interesting. I copied this and filled it out in my own journal.
PlatinumPen
5 years, 8 months ago
What colour are your underwear/panties?
Blue

Do they have a design?
No

Girls, what color is your bra?
I am male.

Is there a design?
No

what color are your socks?
Grey

Is there a design on them?
No

Are you a virgin ?
No

Happy that way?
Hard to say actually

What is your favorite sex position?
Favorite?

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Pansexual

Do you look at hentai?
Yes

Real porn?
Yes

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Not much.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Yes

Who was your first kiss with?
Jessica Walters, 6th Grade

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Two actually.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No piercings at all, except the old sword wound in my leg.

If so, where?
See Above

Do you have any tattoos?
4

If so, where?
Left Arm 3, Right Arm 1

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
No and I will not until I am sure I can care for the child.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yes.

If so, which ones?
Weed, Cocaine

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No

Ever been cheated on?
Yes.

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Not directly.

Do you own any sex toys?
Yes

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Yes

Have you ever masturbated?
Not even going to respect that with an answer aside from my plumbing DOES work.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yes

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yes

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
When I am with a female I would use a condom

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes I word smithed a few lemons

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Only when they frustrate me to no end.

Do they care?
No, they swear as well.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
No

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Yes
graymuzzle
5 years, 8 months ago
Thanks for taking the challenge!
3timer
5 years, 8 months ago
What colour are your underwear/panties?
Black.

Do they have a design?
Is "black" a design?

Girls, what color is your bra?
What?  Guys can't wear bras?

Is there a design?


what color are your socks?
White

Is there a design on them?
The toes are gray, and they say "Hanes" in red on the bottom.

Are you a virgin ?
Nope.

Happy that way?
Don't really have a choice anymore, do I?

What is your favorite sex position?
You know the one where you stick your penis in a vagina?  Yeah, that one.

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Straight.

Do you look at hentai?
Yep

Real porn?
Yep

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Read?  No.  I hate reading.

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Might thumb through it if the art is interesting.

Who was your first kiss with?
Interesting story.  There were two of them, Susan and Niki, and they were wondering what it was like to kiss a boy.  I happened to be there.

Don't rightly remember which one was first.  In truth I was too young to understand the significance of the event.  

Are they of the opposite sex?
Oddly, but appropriately phrased question.  Yes.

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Kissed? Yes.  Sex? No.

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Not really.

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No

If so, where?


Do you have any tattoos?
No

If so, where?


Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Not that I'm aware of.

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Yep.

If so, which ones?
Weed.  

Have you ever cheated on someone?
Yes.

Ever been cheated on?
Yes.  The record is nine times in one weekend.  That was an interesting girl.  Maybe I should call her...

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Been called a "pervert".  Does that count?

Do you own any sex toys?
My right hand.  Left when I'm feeling exotic.  

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Yep.

Have you ever masturbated?
This is the dumbest question I've ever heard.

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
N... erm... hmm... (guess that counts).  Yes.  

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Yep.

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
The pill.  It works too.  I ain't gotten pregnant yet.  

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Been known to dabble.

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Try not to, but I did drop an F-bomb when I was driving with my mom in the car once.  Some jackass almost crashed into me.  Gotten a little looser with the language around my old man as I've aged too.  

Do they care?
They don't say anything about it.

Are you uncomfortable yet?
Not even close.

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
Do any of us truly have "free will"?  I feel compelled to do this, so I did.  
graymuzzle
5 years, 8 months ago
Thanks for steppin' up.....
3timer
5 years, 7 months ago
NP.

Next time I might even answer them honestly.
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
Just screwin' with us, right?
3timer
5 years, 7 months ago
Not really...

...but now I am.
graymuzzle
5 years, 7 months ago
That's fine; we all assume the worst.
" 3timer wrote:
Not really...

...but now I am.
argghh
5 years, 8 months ago
What colour are your underwear/panties?
Frankly? I don't remember. It was dark and I took first I could fish out of the drawer. Oh, wait, black it is.

Do they have a design?
Just plain black

Girls, what color is your bra?
White..ish

Is there a design?
nope, solid color

what color are your socks?
Stockings, actually. Black.

Is there a design on them?
Nope

Are you a virgin ?
Nope

Happy that way?
Fine

What is your favorite sex position?
69

What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Pansexual I guess

Do you look at hentai?
Sure

Real porn?
sometimes

Do you read smutty/porn stories?
Yes, a little too often maybe

Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Yes I prefer gay porn btw

Who was your first kiss with?
Don't remember

Are they of the opposite sex?
Yes

Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes, not as many times as I would have

Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Most of my friends. They are very attractive

Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
No, just ears

If so, where?
N/A.

Do you have any tattoos?
no, though I'm thinking of getting one

If so, where?
It would be on the back of my neck

Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Yes

Ever done any illegal drugs?
Once I think

If so, which ones?
I dunno. I think it was some kind of date rape drug.

Have you ever cheated on someone?
No, I always break up before having sex with someone else. Sometimes twice a day.

Ever been cheated on?
Not by anyone who promised me anything

Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Several times.

Do you own any sex toys?
Yes

Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
Yes, though our relation is a distant one

Have you ever masturbated?
yes

Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
no, never enjoyed this idea

Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
No

Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
I am supposed to be sterile now

Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes

Do you swear in front of your parents?
Sometimes

Do they care?
Sometimes

Are you uncomfortable yet?
I'm fine

Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
If I didn't I would fake not speaking english.
graymuzzle
5 years, 8 months ago
Thanks for sharing!
PeachClover
5 years, 8 months ago
" Helluva lot better than a half century of no sex!

Didn't you say you had a mate and it was for that reason that you didn't look for yiff at cons?  If you two haven't boinked in 50 years, I think that's a clear you have irreconcilable differences...
graymuzzle
5 years, 8 months ago
You misread it. It asked if I was happy NOT being a virgin. My answer is 'of course' had I stayed a virgin I would have missed out on fifty years of sex. Yes, I AM married, but no, I look at adult material; Hell, I write adult material- why would I have a problem with it?
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