What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself? To be honest, I don't know what you'd call me. I'm a transwoman who prefers the company of women, and if I wasn't currently dating a man I'd probably stick exclusively to dating women. That's if I dated anyone at all, as I've never particularly minded being single. And yet I do find certain guys attractive. I tend to stick to the bisexual label because it's easiest, but I've never been happy with any of the common labels.
Again, this is supposed to make me uncomfortable?
Do you look at hentai? Does furry porn count?
Real porn? Sometimes. But it always seems so cold and emotionless. I kind of want more out of porn than just a couple of people fucking.
Do you read smutty/porn stories? Hell, I write smutty stories. Not very often, as I'm not very good at it, but I've tried my hand at it a few times.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories? Do you see my gallery full of lesbian couples?
Who was your first kiss with? It was with my first girlfriend.
Are they of the opposite sex? What do you think?
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex? Sure.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? Put it this way. There are those I'm very attracted to, but I'm loyal to my boyfriend.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears? Believe it or not, I don't have any piercings of any sort in real life.
If so, where? Nope.
Do you have any tattoos? None at all. I kind of like the idea, but I've never found an image I'd want permanently printed on any part of my body.
If so, where? Nope.
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant? Nope. I had a bit of a scare when I was nineteen, but it was a false alarm.
Ever done any illegal drugs? Nope. I'm a very boring young lady that way. When I was in my last year as an undergraduate, a house mate made noises about getting some pot in, and I miiight have tried it. But he chickened out in the end, as it was too close to finals week.
If so, which ones? Nope.
Have you ever cheated on someone? Nope.
Ever been cheated on? I have some suspicions about my first girlfriend, but no actual proof.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut? Well yeah, but so what? I'm supposed to care what the odd random jackass thinks of me?
Do you own any sex toys? Sadly, I don ot.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative? No.
Have you ever masturbated? It's something to do on a slow evening.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself? No. I hate how I look in photographs. Now if I looked like Megan does!
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else? Nope.
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)? Nope.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn? As I said several questions ago, I certainly have. Most of it has kind of sucked, but I tried.
Do you swear in front of your parents? I do, probably more often than I use vulgar language here.
Do they care? Not a bit. I don't see why they would, given that I'm in my 30's now.
Are you uncomfortable yet? Are you joking? This is one of the least awkward memes I've ever filled out.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will? Yeah.
Well. That was an incredibly boring way to kill a few minutes...