My name's Palmedo. A lot of you might not know how famous I am. 'Famous, how?' you might be asking yourselves, even. Well you've all seen my works and just don't know it. I don't get any 'facial' time, but, I have been seen floating around in pictures, being a vital part to any visual stimuli.
What do I do? Well, I'm a disembodied penis model, and I can assure you that what we do is hard work. It's not easy staying erect for so long. And often times we find that certain photo shoots are not exactly what they were supposed to be. It can be taxing working with a pornographic model that's so demanding and always pushy, wanting everything their way when all they do is lay there in some erotic pose while my penis does all the work! And we never get any thanks for it! Always airbrushed down to our testicles and dick, that's all you ever see of us, in our various states and stages.
All I'm asking for is just a little more appreciation. Sure, it's easy to make fun of the random penis floating around, taking up vital blank page spacing, but just think of what might have gone there if we'd not been called in. Perhaps some random scribble that didn't make sense. Or a fur so disfigured and grotesque it ruined the rest of the image.
So please, the next time you see a disembodied penis on a page, know that there's a person attached to the other side of that brushed away base. Know, and appreciate, that people like me do this type of work because we care about people like you, the viewers, who partake of pornographic materials to produce multiple orgasms. We pride ourselves in our work and we keep our penises in tiptop shape to ensure maximum productivity, which includes exercise, sleep, and a healthy diet.
Thank you for your time. I'm Palmedo, and I'm a Disembodied Penis Model.
8 years, 4 months ago
17 Mar 2011 11:05 CET