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KichigaiKitsune

Some ideas to improve the Olympics

I just had a brilliant idea to make the Olympics a more interesting event for spectators around the world.

We need to blend the rules of Cricket and the javelin-throw. See, given Cricket's frankly bizarre logic of awarding the most points to the wankers who send the rock-like ball into the crowd of unprotected, singlet-clad drunks, I think this is a natural combination.

If you get the spear into the crowd, you get six points. If you skewer the prick holding up the hot-dog queue, you get ten. Fucking genius, right?

On a related note, no I'm not drunk, nor have I recently suffered a concussion.
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Added: 5 years, 8 months ago
 
vulPN
5 years, 8 months ago
How about they change the rules of cricket so that it makes some fucking sense?
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 8 months ago
Isn't that pretty much what I'm suggesting here? Replace the ball with a spear. I mean, come on. It's obvious.
vulPN
5 years, 8 months ago
I personally don't know what the hell you're talking about, but I'm not sure you do either.

Also, WHY ARENT YOU ON IM
FuzzFace
5 years, 8 months ago
Or make it a flying dildo, on fire.
squirrelfox
5 years, 8 months ago
BRILLIANT.  Everything's better with flying fire dildos!
squirrelfox
5 years, 8 months ago
I've got another idea to improve the Olympics: do it like in ancient Greece and have all the athletes compete naked!  That'll really bump up the ratings.
Tumelo
5 years, 8 months ago
Nope, not drunk. Not drunk at all. Not one bit.
mikaroni
5 years, 8 months ago
it would be interesting to see the athletes play inebriated by either drunk or stoned
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 8 months ago
Just watch the NBA man. Half those cats are stoned so often, the coaches just inspire them by promising Taco Bell if they win a game.
mikaroni
5 years, 8 months ago
Can't stand basketball mainly because of growing up being tall I was always told since I'm tall I should play basketball but I just don't like it.

But that is pretty funny. Funnier to see them on shrooms or molly
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