I just had a brilliant idea to make the Olympics a more interesting event for spectators around the world.
We need to blend the rules of Cricket and the javelin-throw. See, given Cricket's frankly bizarre logic of awarding the most points to the wankers who send the rock-like ball into the crowd of unprotected, singlet-clad drunks, I think this is a natural combination.
If you get the spear into the crowd, you get six points. If you skewer the prick holding up the hot-dog queue, you get ten. Fucking genius, right?
On a related note, no I'm not drunk, nor have I recently suffered a concussion.
6 years, 2 months ago
23 Jan 2013 17:29 CET