The roomie is up to his fucking tricks with his PC again, and this time, he is in overdrive. So far he has earned a one week suspension from his yahoo email on Friday, and today, let's see...
01. He says that his mouse no longer works, when in reality he never bothered to turn his fucking PC on. 02. He can't even plug in a set of headphones with a microphone without asking for help (with the relevant jacks staring him in the face). 03. Starts clicking on the install wizard after he was told to hit cancel (just because it said next). 04. He somehow managed to remove the programming on his TV remote keeping him from watching tv until I got it reprogrammed. 05. Erased all my phone contacts from my cordless phones trying to look at caller id. 06. Clicked on a link that had a virus (this happened while I was reprogramming his tv remote), while I was in the same room, I had to beat him down because he wanted to click on the install link. His reason? "Links need to be clicked:. 07. I can't get him to understand that he can't play VHS tapes on his computer, despite showing him the difference between VHS and DVD/CD and what devices each can be played on.
Last night, when he called Yahoo.com to find out what happened to his email account, I got him good.
He had the phone on speaker so that he can talk to the agent while typing and about 1/3 the way through the call, he asked "I wonder why this keeps happening to me?"
I immediately said "You getting on the computer and online, that's why."
I swear that agent was laughing her ass off after hearing my reply, and in my humble opinion, a worthy slam.