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Ainoko

Please kill me now!!!

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The roomie is up to his fucking tricks with his PC again, and this time, he is in overdrive. So far he has earned a one week suspension from his yahoo email on Friday, and today, let's see...

01. He says that his mouse no longer works, when in reality he never bothered to turn his fucking PC on.
02. He can't even plug in a set of headphones with a microphone without asking for help (with the relevant jacks staring him in the face).
03. Starts clicking on the install wizard after he was told to hit cancel (just because it said next).
04. He somehow managed to remove the programming on his TV remote keeping him from watching tv until I got it reprogrammed.
05. Erased all my phone contacts from my cordless phones trying to look at caller id.
06. Clicked on a link that had a virus (this happened while I was reprogramming his tv remote), while I was in the same room, I had to beat him down because he wanted to click on the install link. His reason? "Links need to be clicked:.
07. I can't get him to understand that he can't play VHS tapes on his computer, despite showing him the difference between VHS and DVD/CD and what devices each can be played on.




Last night, when he called Yahoo.com to find out what happened to his email account, I got him good.

He had the phone on speaker so that he can talk to the agent while typing and about 1/3 the way through the call, he asked "I wonder why this keeps happening to me?"

I immediately said "You getting on the computer and online, that's why."

I swear that agent was laughing her ass off after hearing my reply, and in my humble opinion, a worthy slam.



also: http://www.assaultweapon.info/

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Added: 5 years, 11 months ago
 
Tycloud
5 years, 11 months ago
Well its obvious that you hate your roommate.  XD  Why do you live with him if he irritates you so much?
Ainoko
5 years, 11 months ago
Until I can afford to move into my own place (which won't be for another 2-3 months), I have to put up with his shit. Normally I can ignore his stupidity about PCs but when he goes on a stupid spree, I have to vent before doing something that I may regret later.
Tycloud
5 years, 11 months ago
Lol, and i thought Furries were tolerant and loving! :3
Ainoko
5 years, 11 months ago
Believe me, his stupidity rarely gets this bad and when it does....
Meergoose
5 years, 11 months ago
How did he earn a suspension from Yahoo?
Ainoko
5 years, 11 months ago
Clicking on links in spam emails (that may contain malware, key loggers, etc) that results in his email acct getting hacked and used as a bot to spam other peoples email inboxes
Meergoose
5 years, 11 months ago
Oh... wow... ahaha
Blazger
5 years, 11 months ago
Heh need some ice for that burn roomie?   Nice goin hun.
MrHuggles
5 years, 11 months ago
wow.  the more i read of that, the more i laughed.  had to be careful to not wake my roommate. XD
sounds like you might need a new roommate though.  hope that guy doesn't find a ways to accidentally burn the house down as he tried installing windows 8 onto his BetaMax player. XD
hammse
5 years, 11 months ago
google passive aggressive, and if youre too angry visit a church person about it, and listen. it works.
btw, anger is bad xD
edit: id let you hit me for being so blunt but still =p
ColeDragonKnight
5 years, 11 months ago
Huh... ...Well... Yeah I have nothing to say other then I would of beat him and tied him to a car by now
Lotus1917
5 years, 11 months ago
Is he Autistic or something? He should be tested and medicated! Pondering on your roommate's behavior, what comes to mind is Jack Nicholson's bout of Cabin Fever in 'The Shining'. Hide the ax!
PeppertheOtter
5 years, 10 months ago
he sounds like a furry ex-roomie i knew.  his(yours) name isn't shiko/marshal is it?
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