*It's true that video games influence behavior. I played through Bioshock and now I eat potato chips from the pockets of corpses.
*Today on a church lawn I saw a sign that said, "I need Jesus". And I thought, 'You do not need Jesus. You are a sign. You are made of plastic and wood. You do not have the capacity for spiritual yearning.'
*I adopted a kid just this afternoon. Dee-licious! <picks teeth>
*Ever imagine Hitler as a toddler? Isn't it creepy? And can you do it without adding the mustache? I can't.
*Interesting idea: Since genitals are almost never seen on cartoon characters, what if eyelashes, bows, toon gloves, etc. are the sexual organs?
*I just got this mental image of an old, crabby white racist sitting at a computer and he types in where it says Find: black people
Then clicks on: Drag to trash
Then he goes outside, and there's still black people.
'Damn you, technology!!!'
*Topping the bestseller list this week:
'My Deeply Emotional, Shamelessly Self-Indulgent, Poorly-Drawn Graphic Novel About Cancer (Which Is Just Like The Other 10,001 Deeply Emotional, Shamelessly Self-Indulgent And Poorly-Drawn Graphic Novels About Cancer Already Out There)'
by Some Cunt
*If we stop global warming, my cocoa will go cold. :c
*I have a great new conspiracy theory.
We never actually went to the moon. The shuttle overshot the mark and landed on Pluto, and the footage they brought back, they just said it was the moon.
*GUY 1: Did you hear about that abortion pill?
GUY 2: RU486?
GUY 1: No, I'm against it.
6 years, 2 months ago
16 Jan 2013 15:59 CET