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dmfalk

A can of assorted nuts....

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Squirrels get their prescriptions filled, not at Walgreens, not at Wal-Mart, but at Wal-Nuts.... :)

Why do some like squirrel girls? Chestnuts... ;)

Squirrels who fly are called "wingnuts"... ;)

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Added: 5 years, 7 months ago
 
AndyBanez
5 years, 7 months ago
and squirrel who milk are called "MIlk-duds" 8DDDD
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
:)

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EricAdler
5 years, 7 months ago
A bra size of eight quadruple D?  Sounds like a life-size squirrel with a bad case of Wingeritis.

;)
AndyBanez
5 years, 7 months ago
holy shmoley! @O@ i don't think any kinda tree's branches would sustains ucha weight >u< uuh...i'm thinkin about the Sword in The Stone squirrel girls..can't even imagine if they would got their "boilers" up that size what would have been of Merlin and Wart >w<
CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
Oh, my... Looks like I'm gonna have to scrounge around $3 for this little comic.......

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
Sorry about that.  However, this is Jolly Jack, so I'd think it would be worth it.  Mind you, his Apsara comics are definitely not safe for work.
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
Not that NSFW ever really bothered me... :)

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
Call me paranoid then.  Even my parents considered me prudish.  It's not so much the subject matter that I'm uptight over (I think), but my displaying any public interest in it.

Besides, I like the little pictures he uses for censored bars more than the naughty stuff itself.  (Examples can be seen on his other Apsara previews.)




And, yes, I also have no way of getting three bucks to him.
dmfalk
5 years, 6 months ago
I might arrange something....

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 6 months ago
I did see it on e621 (where I was one of several who flagged it for deletion on account of Jolly Jack's commercial works being Do Not Post there), but I deliberately didn't save it to my computer (because it was DNP).  For that, at least, I'd like to pay him back as it's only fair (and would justify my saving it).  Currently, though, it would require my reimbursing someone with Paypal or giving them my money and passing it along.  And I'm not comfortable with asking any old friend to do that for me since I don't want them thinking less of me for it.
dmfalk
5 years, 6 months ago
Well, I could be your "in-between" on that matter for PayPal, and I wanted to buy it for myself (which I just did, tonight), so... If your still interested, just pop me a PM, and I'll give you my snail-mail address, then I can email you the 3MB PDF (as long as I get an email address to send it to you for that purpose).

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 6 months ago
PM sent.
Winterimage
5 years, 7 months ago
... and squirrel fans are simply nuts for nuts.
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
;)

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
You're such an off-the-walnut. :p
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
Eh, I'm still in my shell... :P

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
Well, when you're fighting the Battle of the Bulge, "Nuts!" is probably the only answer possible. :o
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
....*uurp!* Oooops! o.o

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
Cross a squirrel with a goat, and you've got a Nutter Butter.
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
Put a squirrel on a baseball team and you get a nutty batter... Oh, that already happened, in St. Louis, in the 2011 season... ;)

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
Cross a squirrel and a bee for breakfast, and you've got Nut N' Honey.
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
Now we know where the "Nut" part of "Honey-Nut Cheerios" comes from.... ;)

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
A squirrel's favorite ballet is The Nutcracker Suite.  At least, it is for the squirrel girls....
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
And transsexual squirrel boys....and sadomasochistic squirrels, too... *crunch!* Erf, no thank you! o.o

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
They like to ride horse chestnuts, even if the stories do get a bit stale.

Young squirrels are taught to mind their peanuts and quenuts.

When they're busy climbing trees, they like to branch out and try new things, even if they do sometimes end up out on a limb.
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
Chestnuts.... I thought that's what bras were for.... ;)

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 7 months ago
The girls probably take those off when they want to drive a guy nuts.  And, maybe, when they want to test drive a guy's nuts.
dmfalk
5 years, 6 months ago
Chestnuts, unshelled.... ;)

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 6 months ago
We're getting knotty now, aren't we? :o
dmfalk
5 years, 6 months ago
I'm kinda shellshocked on the matter... o.o

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 6 months ago
Willow yew be oak-kay?
dmfalk
5 years, 6 months ago
Maple-- I'm out on a limb on that one, until I find my roots on the matter... Or it just turns out to just be something sappy... O.o

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CyberCornEntropic
5 years, 6 months ago
Just don't leaf us hanging by the skin of our chisel teeth. :o
DOtter
5 years, 7 months ago
So a chocolate squirrel would be a cocao nut? Or possibly a Nut-tella? If you made a treaty with squirrels about their forest and they agreed, would that be tree-ratification?
dmfalk
5 years, 7 months ago
:D

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