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New Year's Revolutions

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This year I resolve not to be such an abominable twat to everyone I know.  

That's actually a toughie, maybe I should just give up smoking... or masturbating.  Of course, if I gave up either one of those then the first resolution would be completely out the window.  What's more, that would be breaking my 2003 New Year's Resolution to never make another New Year's Resolution.  Had a pretty good run with that one.

Hmmm...

How about if I resolve to make more pornographic imagery and stories?  That's certainly doable.  

VIVE La RESOLUTION!
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Added: 5 years, 9 months ago
 
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 9 months ago
I like this resolution, a lot! I may even adopt it for myself! If you have the time, I'd appreciate it if you gave my stuff a read-through. "The Line" was part of my inspiration to start writing and posting here. Your feedback would be most welcome. Happy New Year, and good luck with the resolution!
3timer
5 years, 9 months ago
Sure thing, I'll take a looksy when I get a few minutes.

Hope yer New Year's eve is gonna be better then mine.  I gotta go to work.
VerbMyNoun
5 years, 9 months ago
I'm working now. Thankfully, it's been slow enough for me to be on this site, but working nonetheless. Work again tomorrow at 9 AM, so no special plans. Have a Happy New Year, anyway!
AlexanderValentine
5 years, 9 months ago
Quit smoking.

Masturbation has it's points. like preventing erectile dysfunction+Testicular cancer+Prostate problems.
3timer
5 years, 9 months ago
If I quit then what will I do about my oral fixation?  

I can attest to the prostate problem.  Had some issues with my prostate a few years back and the doctor prescribed regular masturbation.  

Swear to God.  
AlexanderValentine
5 years, 9 months ago
didn't say it was an easy path.

My mother has been smoking since she was 20, quit when she was 40. she recently picked it back up due to the passing of her mother.

Not Easy.
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