I've had a few offers of help, which I'm truly grateful for :D And aislinnhema suggested I take a look at the DSD Rabbit model. And I've gotta say, I freakin' love it! For those who haven't seen it, the link is below!
But, since I can see what I want would take a lot of custom modding and the like, I WILL make this trade for two characters, full colour/shade, the works! And the scene can be anything, clean or dirty. So if any of you know a SL modder that could do this for me, or maybe you yourself could do so, please message me so we could organize things :D Also, I'd like to give a big shout out to my friend