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KichigaiKitsune

Sheer randomness...

Ready for your daily dose of randomness from a krazeh kitsune?

Went down to the shops, looking to get some junk and deodorant, because this country is just made of fail and sweat during the summertime.

Ran into my neighbor, who was happy to see me. He asked me to go to the shops with him and buy him some lottery tickets to give to a family friend for Christmas. ... Did you know there's a law against buying lottery tickets here in Australia if you're under 16?

I mean, ageism aside, what the hell does it accomplish, banning them from buying lottery tickets? If you think that lottery is analogous to gambling, you're in for a shock: lottery is more akin to throwing buckets of money down a well. Especially pointless because I stood there in the cashier's face and admitted I was buying the damn things for him. Woo, way to fight... childhood gambling... which I'm sure is an issue somewhere.

My neighbor decides to "show off." He asks me to stop in the middle of the store and slugs me right in the stomach as hard as he could - his fist bounces off.

"You have a go!" he urges his friend. "It's crazy!"

I'm groaning internally - we're in the middle of this store. His friend is younger, but roughly the same size. But I know he's a little athlete.

"Go on then, get it out of your system," I mumble.

"Are you sure? I'm pretty sure I can hit harder than him." Kudos to the kid for warning me. So he has an attempt, and I must confess... that kid is fucking strong!

But he hurts his hand, striking just below my diaphragm. I just rub my tummy and go "Huh, good punch." They both stare at me. :D

It's called working out, folks. I don't do it often enough, but I certainly did my share of ab workouts when I was... well, those of you who know, know. I really need to get back into it...

"Did that really not hurt?!" demanded the athlete.

I just shrug and keep going. I did burp though.
You see, I'd only just before finished breakfast, and I'm pretty sure I still have a screwed up stomach from all the ale I drank two nights ago. He didn't hurt me, but he totally gave me gas. >_>

I think I'm gonna hold back on the booze for a little while. It doesn't seem to cause me any real problems aside from stomach issues; considering I eat vindaloo as if it's peanut butter, I think it's pretty telling that just a few beers is messing with me.

Also, I think I can now confirm that Gary's nose would have hurt like all hell. Make no mistake, if I wasn't ready for it...

Oh, and I'm willing to be silly now and then, but I don't recommend you let people hit your stomach to show off. This happened a lot at my old high school - even if you have rock solid abs, unless (and maybe even if) you're conditioned properly, you can still bruise, and that's mildly annoying. It also looks terrible if you go to the beach.

Finally, best thing I've read all week:

(A hacker is contemplating how to leave a message for his friend to let him know he plans on working on his computer overnight - he can't call, can't email, and can't drop by so) "... the easiest thing to do is to hack his display manager and leave him a message."

I just imagine the mailman picking my lock and handing me my mail in the shower.
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Added: 5 years, 11 months ago
 
Tycloud
5 years, 11 months ago
O.o?
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
Yeeeees? :D
squirrelfox
5 years, 11 months ago
*picks the lock to your house, sneaks in, and raeps you*

Brought your male!  :D
squirrelfox
5 years, 11 months ago
Special delivery!  :D
vulPN
5 years, 11 months ago
You can't buy lottery tickets here until 18.
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
*head-desks repeatedly*
Aerotan
5 years, 11 months ago
21 in some states/cities. =D

And that's if the state allows lotteries at all.
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
*Continues until the desk breaks, then starts on the floor*
RainyKirin
5 years, 11 months ago
Gambling isn't even legal in my state, and you gotta be 18 to get lotto tickets (which...don't....count...or something.)
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
Yeeaaah, after today, when my neighbor begged me to buy him scratchies again, I'd go so far as to say that it really is just gambling. He's buying them for the thrill of the win, and I have to keep telling him:

"You bought 5 of them for one dollar each. One of them got you $2. You didn't win $2, you lost $3. You're losing money."

I mean, people gamble for the fun of it, and some loss of money is to be expected (it's not entirely fair to say that someone wasted money gambling), but I need to keep his brain focused on the fact he's bleeding money, not winning anything. I'm sure he'll be fine though. If I keep poking him about it, it won't help anything.

Most state lottos are technically charities, therefore they escape qualification as "gambling." That's the case here.
Gobby
5 years, 11 months ago
Random kitsune has washboard abs, apparently. :P
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
Not really! I just have the muscle there, under the result of my hobbies: beer and good food. >_>

Not fat, but certainly not as super trim and lean as I wish I was. xD
Gobby
5 years, 11 months ago
Hey man, no one says you can't have a muscle gut. :P

This reminds me that I need to do more workout stuff. ;w;
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
Some people have six packs. I prefer kegs. >:3
Jancit
5 years, 11 months ago
Got me a good laugh in the middle of the airport. Now people are looking at me weird x3
KichigaiKitsune
5 years, 11 months ago
Hee-hee! *winks*
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