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FerretWilliams

Dat Pizza Box

This Domino's Pizza box advertises their gluten-free crust, saying, "FINALLY a gluten free crust that tastes better than the box it came in." Who thought of that tagline? Your crust tastes better than cardboard? Really? Having a gluten free crust isn't even a selling point for me, so you're not making my taste buds water with that statement.

Meanwhile, I'm nipple-deep in Christmas stuff this week(especially yesterday), so just imagine a happy sleeping ferret with a tummy full of greasy pizza.

This has been your Monday blog post.
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Added: 5 years, 11 months ago
 
RuthofPern
5 years, 11 months ago
Have you even tasted a gluten free pizza?   I would in general rather eat the box!!  I personally think it is a great tagline, under the provision of course it is accurate!!
skunkpapers
5 years, 11 months ago
Overcooked pizza crust is pretty much cardboard to start with...
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