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Dwarven Cuisine

[13:54] Axle: *Offers you some dwarven cuisine.  It's made of minced asparagus, raw mussel, and honey badger filet.*
[13:56] Ark: That sounds absolutely terrible. *nom om nom*
[13:57] Axle: How about this?  It's baked turkey stuffed with mussels and kangaroo cheese.
[13:58] Ark: I think I could enjoy that.
[13:58] Axle: And for desert?  Cave lobster and cave fish, coated with chocolate shavings!
[13:58] Axle: My mod adds a lot of new food to dwarf fortress, but no cooking sense to the dwarves.  XD
[13:59] Axle: Now, they just stand around drinking coffee and pondering what culinary abortion to perform next.
[13:59] Axle: It's like EA, but with food instead of video games.
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