Hope you all have (or had!) a great Halloween, with candy and all that!
For my part though... eh, not so happy. Because I had work, I wasn't able to go trick or treating with someone I promised I would go with; he was pretty seriously crushed.
I'm feeling like crap now, all droopy-kitsune like. Got no idea how to make this up.
Craaaaap. Not even all this candy is gonna make me feel better.
Although I did almost trip on the way to the door earlier and a kid (bout 13 or 14) jokingly said: "Aw, no, you're stoned, mate!"
My response? "Hah. I bloody wish, man."
Then... I'm not kidding, he says, "Oh yeah? Want some?"
*head-desk!* I know the little bugger too, and I don't think he was bluffing. For all I know, his entire trick or treater group was high as a bunch of early-teenaged roadies. I had to laugh at their audacity. Good kids, really; noisy buggers but they aren't the ones causing trouble around here.
BTW - No, I didn't really want any, I didn't ask for any, and I sure as fuck don't advocate the consumption of mind altering drugs as a minor.
... I'm not going to stick my head in the sand and pretend it doesn't happen though.
Or say I didn't. It's pretty crap though, kind of over-rated. Don't bother with it, kids. Waste of money, it makes you stink like a pig-shit scented air freshener and your eyes feel gross - at least.
Instead, spend your money on CAAAAAAAANDY! :D
Or, you know, booze. At least that doesn't cause schizophrenia, and after a few hangovers you'll hopefully learn your lesson.
Kidding. Shut up. Happy Halloween. :P
6 years, 1 month ago
31 Oct 2012 13:42 CET