A smallish female grey mouse, about 4 feet tall, steps into the scene, wearing nothing more than teal panties, a giant fuschia tailbow, and a black cap with orange lettering....
"Yay, GIANTS! Way to go with a three-zip lead in the World Series!"
The mouse notices something amiss, takes off the cap to see....
"Ooops, wrong cap! Hold on..."
...That the cap's orange-lettered logo read YG instead of SF, bends over, rump to the audience, tail up, to pick up the correct cap....
"Hehe... Got the right one, now..." :)
The mouse puts the cap on...
"Much better! Now how about Pablo Sandoval's triple home runs against that Verlander guy? Major pwnage, there! And Tim Lincecum keeping the rest of Detroit at bay- They sure look shook up!"
The mouse reaches for a hot dog with cheese, mustard, ketchup & relish, in a stadium-style bun, in a way that leaves nothing to the viewer's imagination....
"All I can say is..... GO GIANTS!!!! One more win to go, then it's PARTAY like it's 2010!" :)
The mouse bounds off, chomping on her hot dog....
(YG = the Yomiuri Giants, one of several major Japanese baseball teams in the Tokyo area. They're based on the New York/San Francisco Giants, using the same black-and-orange team colour patterns, uniforms and styling. I wish both the Tokyo Yomiuri Giants and the San Francisco Giants would play each other in a pair of exhibition games in each other's stadiums, respectively... ;) )
(The mouse is my Amy, obviously... ;) )
6 years ago
28 Oct 2012 15:03 CET