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TQFQ Joke ideas

Greetings. So I usualy have some dumb ideas over the time. And often I think:
"That would make a great idea, once I reach the episodic part of the comic"

To just get you all together again: The first chapters are supposed to explain everything and to interduce to the chars and world. Once that is settled, I want to focus more on micro comics and smaller episodes. Maybe focusing on a certain kink, or joke, with always a bit of story, but not enough that you don't miss out anything.

Therefor I am collecting jokes and themes, I like to use. Or maybe don't use. Time will show.

One joke I currently have is about the "mastersword" from the Legend of Zelda game series. I guess mastersword is a term to most gamers.
But have you ever heard of the legendary intern sword? It is just as mighty as the mastersord, but you get no loot! amazing. less to carry!
Or the legendary apprentanceship sword? Somehow while carrying it, you always end up with the shittiest fights on the whole battlefield!
OOooor the legendary legendary sword sword... (I can swing my sword sword)
Which is a sword, whith encarvings showing the other legendary swords. That's all.

So do you like this dumb joke? And if you have some of yourself, let me know. I love to parody and make fur of games and also obviously also animes. While still maintaining a cohesive world, that maybe even improves on some ideas. (Like the demonstration of the inventory, or how skillpoints)

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DragonPen

2 weeks ago

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I think that joke is a good idea. And honestly the joke idea in general is a good one. While reading your journal post I actually got a joke idea based off of "The mighty Nein"

vendor is selling cupcakes that are blue with a lighter blue frosting with blue/purple sprinkles. They call out/or there is a sign saying - Dust Cupcakes! One bite and you'll lose all sense of reason!

ZaiksMcKraven

2 weeks ago

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@ DragonPen

sorry never heard of "the mighty nein" (which intself is strange because "nein" means "no" in german. So it's the mighty no)
therefor this joke doesn't realy settle with me. And I don't know how many others are familiar with that joke either. If I want to make a reference to something else, it should either be very subtile like in the shop pages, or so well known that most people will get it.

DragonPen

2 weeks ago

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@ ZaiksMcKraven

It's the second campaign from "critical role"..and the nein part is part of a joke. I think people whom fallow d&d will get it but outside of that I'm not sure really. If you want to see for yourself, just look up on YouTube "jester uses the dust of deliciousness"

xcar

2 weeks ago

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I remember than in the Tomb of Horrors, Acererak had some teleport devices where you're teleported somewhere else, but you end nude.

ZaiksMcKraven

2 weeks ago

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@ xcar

Nice idea. I could imagine Madlaine using that kind of magic just to undress quick. Like a one meter teleportation, just to get nude right away. But I am not a big fan of teleportation in general. It often boils down to the question of "what if the place is occupied?". Leading to the thought of... it surely always is because of air. And while you vanish, you basicly cause a massive vaccuum where you have been. Will this then cause an explosion? And if the teleportation is not instant, wouldn't it like be massive painfull, because this stresses out all of the cells?

Therefor I try to avoid that topic as long as possible ;)

xcar

2 weeks ago

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@ ZaiksMcKraven

How 'bout she tries to dominate that kind of magic, but all what she can do is to teleport her clothes a few feet away from her?

Deored

2 weeks ago

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@ ZaiksMcKraven

Easy explanation for magic teleportation; it does a swap. The air where you are going gets teleported to where you were. Same could got for any solid objects that are there. And part of the spell in a powerful, but short lived, anesthetic where you do t feel pain.

ZaiksMcKraven

2 weeks ago

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@ Deored

Then again, this means it can cut things in half? Which is also OP..
Oh no it's Thanos, I just teleport into his body. Since I am smaller he basicly looses his inners and is ded.

I think that would be a bit toooo op..

Deored

1 week, 6 days ago

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@ ZaiksMcKraven

Thanos suit... heheh :)

Magic cannot withstand the logic test, when you think about it too much it either becomes science or disappears.

Superwolfart

1 week, 6 days ago

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You should have her meet Gerald Olivia as a furry

Superwolfart

1 week, 6 days ago

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You know from the Witcher he has Zelda games you have one from the master sword so why not one with the Witcher it's a game it's a popular anime series as well as a movie series ever is somehow introduced into there as like his follower or one of the witches that he you know does

nomercy745

1 week, 6 days ago

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Misread Master Sword as Masters Word and got an idea. Someone wants to buy a master sword and Madlaine gives the person her safeword.

wollypegger

1 week, 6 days ago

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Blacksmith: "Sword's almost ready, just got to work out some kinks."
Sword: "Harder."
Blacksmith: * sighs *

Bag of holding, used, previous owner was a kindergarten teacher as well.
Everything comes out covered in glitter.