Buy My NaNoWriMo! While there's still time!!!

That's write! You, yes YOU! can get me to write 1667 words for the low low price of 5$!

NaNoWriMo, National Novel Writer's Month is happening again this year, but rather than keeping my wordcount selfishly hidden away, YOU can get your story-rific satisfaction! I'll write almost anything! Got a fetish? Got a character? Got a vague idea? Just 5USD gets you a whole day's worth of writing, all for you!

Now I hear you saying "Meridian? How can I participate in this fantastic deal?!" Well it's never been easier!

1. Let me know you want a slot! There are 30 available!
2. Note me an idea, We'll discuss it and see if it is workable.
3. Send me $5 per slot you want through PayPal. (note me for addy)
4. Come November you can watch me abuse caffeine (the drug, not my cat) and churn out your story!

NANOWRIMO Slots!
1. Tannim (Step 2) - Stretchy-bitz featuring his excitingly erotic & elastic cast of characters!
2. Asuraludu (Step 2) - Easter Thieves: The Stakeout featuring his crazy cop chickens and bunny & bat
3. Mace-Black (Step 2) - A continuation of his story
4. Mace-Black (virtual pending decision)
5. Arty (Step 2) - Zak and Wheezie make a comeback with an origin (how Wheezie got her toy)
6. Arty
7. Arty
8. Adamios (Step 2) - Dr Chesterfield, Tatianna, and Carolyn return in another inflation cartoon
9. Adamios
10. Adamios
11. Adamios
12. Avzin (Step 2) - What if the end of Zak n Wheezie's Sexual Adventures ended differently?
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Rules and Conditions:
I will not write anything considered against the law. I reserve the right to discriminate requests based on my own personal taste. I will not write cub scenes or bathroom-related scenes. I may require detail and am to be given complete artistic license. No editing will be done by me, you are free to edit my product how you wish. Stories that cannot be completed within the word limit will not be finished, 1667 words = roughly 3 standard pages of text. Estimated cost per word 0.3 cents US.