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Let's sweeten the deal!

Okiedokie then, you wanna play like that? Alright then!

So the wonderfully awesome Sammy Stowes has agreed to help me out on this. I want The Dead Linger, and it's now taking pre-orders for Alpha. You buys it for me, I'll write you two stories.

And you'll get a pic by Sammy Stowes.

That's right, two stories, and one piece of art for either story! That's a pretty good deal, since the game is only 25 dollars.

That not a good sales pitch? Okay, lemme try again.

HI! CHANCE PROWLERS HERE FOR THE EASY STORY, THE FAST AND EASY WAY TO GET FAP MATERIAL THAT HAS A GOOD STORY, SOME SEXY TIMES, AND SOME AWESOME SAUCE. ORDER NOW, AND RECEIVE THIS FREE, HAND CRAFTED DRAWZ BY SAMMY STOWES. PRINT IT OUT AND PUT IT BY THE BED, UNDER THE BED, OR EVEN ON YOUR GRANDMA'S NIGHTSTAND. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE, AND EVERYTHING TO GAIN, LIMITED SUPPLY, SO MESSAGE ME NOW! 25 DOLLARS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!

That better?
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