Also not suitable for people from Texas. But anyway!
Walking down the streets of Tacoma, I happened upon a clothing/sex shop that I frequented a couple of times, just ducking in to see what all the buzz is about. I had met one of the employees, but this was the first time I had met the owner.
I'll call him Greg. Greg is nearing his 50's, but you wouldn't know if it wasn't for his hair. He has a very bearish body, and after some deliberation, it was decided that I have an "otter" body type. These are the things that come up in conversations in the shop.
What started out as vest-modeling lead into tank-top-modeling.
And that went to asking about the whips, and then demonstrations of techniques and styles of whip.
And that led to the trying on of cockrings, testing sizes and weights.
And that led to the storage room.
And that led to asking about the spare underwear they have back there.
In turn, that led to modeling some of the undergarments.
Which led to hands.
Which led to my mouth.
Concrete floors hurt your knees.
And dick piercings can hurt your teeth.
And that's how Equestria was made!
P.S. All semen tastes basically the same.
6 years ago
12 Oct 2012 01:16 CEST