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I Must Claim Ownership of Something...

I was neglecting my algebra again and felt like trolling around on Tumblr. The first person I saw on my dash was chaoticrampage, so naturally, I selected this Shadow role-play blog as my victim. My text was inspired by fleetwaysupersonic and his canon obsession with sweets. Here is my insanely original Magic Anon:

M!A Your fur turns hot pink, large yellow daisies littering your frame like stamps. When you sneeze, rose petals come out your nose; when you cry, blue whippy icing sheds your eyes; when you laugh, the person nearest to you has urges to hug everyone around them; when you curl into a ball, tulips sprout from your quills; chaos spears now disperse chocolate chips; choas blast sends multicolor confetti everywhere within a 10 mile radius; and when you use the throne you CRAP RAINBOWS.

XD  I STILL cannot believe I wrote this... *falls off computerchair in laughter*

After I wrote this, I promptly sent it to ALL the Shadow ask blogs I follow, and later re-wrote it to fit other characters:

Sonic:
M!A Your fur turns hot pink, large yellow daisies littering your frame like stamps. When you sneeze, rose petals come out your nose; when you cry, blue whippy icing sheds your eyes; when you laugh, the person nearest to you has urges to hug everyone around them; when you curl into a ball, tulips sprout from your quills; your super speed disperses pixistick dust in your wake ;and when you use the throne you CRAP RAINBOWS.

Silver:
M!A Your fur turns hot pink, large yellow daisies littering your frame like stamps. When you sneeze, rose petals come out your nose; when you cry, blue whippy icing sheds your eyes; when you laugh, the person nearest to you has urges to hug everyone around them; when you curl into a ball, tulips sprout from your quills; your telekinesis envelops the thing or person being levitated in turquoise cotton candy ;and when you use the throne you CRAP RAINBOWS.

Tails:
M!A Your fur turns hot pink, large yellow daisies littering your frame like stamps. When you sneeze, rose petals come out your nose; when you cry, blue whippy icing sheds your eyes; when you laugh, the person nearest to you has urges to hug everyone around them; when you curl into a ball, tulips sprout from your fur; your twin tails become liquorish; and when you use the throne you CRAP RAINBOWS.

Knuckes:
M!A Your fur turns hot pink, large yellow daisies littering your frame like stamps. When you sneeze, rose petals come out your nose; when you cry, blue whippy icing sheds your eyes; when you laugh, the person nearest to you has urges to hug everyone around them; when you curl into a ball, tulips sprout from your quills; the spikes on your fists are made of fudge; the master emerald becomes rock candy; and when you use the throne you CRAP RAINBOWS.

I got an immediate response from fleetwaysupersonic and soon after, chaoticrampage. (all the shadow alternates later)

OMFG THEIR REACTIONS XD     ourthreatsfellondeafears asked me if I was high!

ANYWAY~ I found about a half an hour later that people were starting to edit one line of this to make it match other fandom characters... getting even more insane responses.  Then it hit me... WHAT DID I JUST DO!!?!???!?!!?

I've come to call this form 'Candy for the Children'... :D

So if you see this rolling around Tumblr, it was my origonal creation, created from my algebra boredom!
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