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PeachClover

Dear Goddess

Thanks for trying to kill me, but I have discovered that I naturally repel tornadoes.  I felt that you got me in the one from this morning, but that was in a different reality.  Personally, I think lightning or a meteorite would be a little easier to aim, but the best way has to be getting the crazy guy next door to shoot me in the head as I step out of the front door.  Anyway, just something to think about.
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Added: 6 years, 3 months ago
 
KennyKitsune
6 years, 3 months ago
Anther tornado? Eeeep!
PeachClover
6 years, 3 months ago
I'm guessing it was.  I slept through it, but the debris pattern and the way people were talking about it seemed to be one.  As I may have mentioned, the only thing that can wake me is the electrical shock wave of lightning from less than a mile away.
Kupok
6 years, 3 months ago
Silly rabbit. It was never ment as an assassination attempt.
PeachClover
6 years, 3 months ago
Of course not; it would have been an act of mercy.
Spectravixen
6 years, 3 months ago
you think a tornado would be used? come now silly bunny if you gonna die from non natural causes a tornado is so well simple remember how your goddess has a twisted sense of humor
PeachClover
6 years, 3 months ago
It scares me sometimes to think how twisted might mean evil.  I fear sometimes this body's end might be something like: having my house robbed, getting stabbed deeply in the kidney, having to have that removed, during the surgery they discover colon cancer so they cut my ass out, but paralyze my lower section in the process, which happens right before a convention so I miss it, I burn my hand on the stove because I'm not used to this new vantage point, a year passes during which I get fat because I can't exercise, no one wants to be around me, and then I burn my hand again which causes me to go into fit of regretful rage, which triggers a massive heart attack causing me to fall out of the chair and land on my chin causing me to bite my tongue off before being discovered by people who scream as they try to preform CPR breaking my ribs, and finally after another minute of that hell, this body would die...

But that is why my request always includes the phrase "quick, painless, and as soon as possible."
Spectravixen
6 years, 3 months ago
yes but you know i amnot one who is non imaginitive
PeachClover
6 years, 3 months ago
What's that?
Spectravixen
6 years, 3 months ago
you i am not short when it comes to my imagination
Rakaziel
6 years, 2 months ago
Depending on the angle of the bullet, you can lose a third of your brain and still survive.

If you find no purpose in life, then give it purpose.
Even if you may never finish that particular project, it is still a better use of your time than praying for death. And also more entertaining for yourself, I presume. As far as I see it you are miserable because you are stuck on this dirt ball, with what you feel is no purpose, nothing to do and nothing to learn.
I dare say it is likely that exactly this that you have to learn in this life: To give your life a purpose you choose.

You have nothing to lose, except time and opportunity.
PeachClover
6 years, 2 months ago
[quote]Depending on the angle of the bullet, you can lose a third of your brain and still survive. [/quote]
My diety isn't a dick; shi kinda wants people to not suffer, but that's where it gets complicated.

[quote]If you find no purpose in life, then give it purpose.
Even if you may never finish that particular project, it is still a better use of your time than praying for death. And also more entertaining for yourself, I presume. As far as I see it you are miserable because you are stuck on this dirt ball, with what you feel is no purpose, nothing to do and nothing to learn.
I dare say it is likely that exactly this that you have to learn in this life: To give your life a purpose you choose. [/quote]
I've tried, and I'm trying, but it is not working.  There is little I want from this life that I haven't learned in others (and don't remember because of this body) or that matters enough for me to care about.  Mostly I find entertainment in Furry movies and games, but only because they remind me of my home.  I am hard pressed to think of anything on this earth that is so interesting that, if given the choice, I would stay here to do or witness.

[quote]You have nothing to lose, except time and opportunity.[/quote]
I try to see it that way, but then I start thinking about the time and opportunity I am losing from the place where I belong.
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