1. Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
I don't really have friends. Honestly, that's one thing about this past relationship--it kinda destroyed my friends. For 6 years, I was pretty much unable to see, or talk to, friends. My gf was my one-and-only. Now, pathetically, I have to try and get back in contact with people.
Honestly, there are 2 girls I used to know well with whom I would definitely get, should the occasion arise, but I think that's an extremely remote chance since they both live very far away and have their own lives now.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Anytime, meng. All 3 are perfect for me! Mid-day, too.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Whatever side's got room.
4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
5. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes. It was a little awkward, but fun. Water ain't the best lub, so showers would be better than the bath, I'd expect. I dunno since I only did in the shower once. My girl was rather frigid about trying things and she was my only sexual contact for a long time.
6. Do you watch/read pornography?
Unfortunately yes, since it's basically what made me look like some kind of horrible monster "who was seriously crazy," according to my ex. Reportedly, looking at porn and reading erotica, posting on boards like this about it, etc.--this makes me as crazy as Javier Bardem's character in No Country for Old Men.
7. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like both at various times. I like aggressive folk since I fail often at initiating things, but I hate those who take that to mean it's time to for them to take charge and never do anything I want (hear that, honey? did you ever try giving for once?).
8. Do you love someone on your friends list?
I don't have friends as I explained earlier. Someday, I'd like to populate such a list. And I'd like love to enter the picture, yes.
9. Would you choose love or money?
Love, naturally. My ex? She'd say "money." I'm 100% positive.
10. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral, something that was lacking over those 6 years (giving and getting; I love giving oral very much and was denied EVERY TIME I asked in 6 bloody years), dirty talk (or just talking casually about other stuff while doing the do, that can be awesome at times!), and I guess "wet and messy" would be the best. Cumplay? Facials? Male and female stuff? I don't wanna get too gross in this journal.
11. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
What? You mean, like, have I been assaulted or something? Well, yes would be the answer. I'm sure most people have had unwanted attention, but it went beyond that for me and I'm not gonna drag everyone down with a journal about it.
12. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmm, hard to say. Palazzo? That was a nice, elegant room. But probably just on her little futon in the corner in the apartment, like especially one of the first times. Maybe her bedroom at her old house. That felt intimate.
13. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Man, I don't even know. The park? *shrug?* It's hard to think back over the years.
14. Have you ever been caught having sex?
No but I've had a sudden visit from my mother not some ten minutes or so afterwards. Very close!
15. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Well, if I went there hoping to get sex, it wouldn't have happened, ha ha ha! I'm not exactly some friggin' casanova.
16. What was the most thrilling sex you've had?
Goddamn, I dunno. I've had some almost public sex in the park, some when we could have been caught. That was nice.
17. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
18. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, I fuckin' wish! That sounds rad.
20. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes. My bathroom. Hence the "yes" to the shower question above.
A public toilet? No. They're fucking nasty. I can't even imagine doing that. I'd seriously be, like, "isn't there some back alley? I don't even care if a dumpster is nearby, no way I'm going into that nasty fucking bathroom stall."
21. Have you ever had sex at work?
Once. But, I work alone, in this little warehouse-esque place. So nobody could see anyway.
22. Bought something from an adult store?
No, are you kidding? I mean, they're fun to look at but everything is so fucking incredibly overpriced.
23. Do you own any sex toys?
No.... I dunno. Maybe I will someday. I'm open to it, just too lame to actually do it.
24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
25. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, jeezus. I've heard people get really embarrassed and can't buy their girlfriends tampons, too. You want any other stupidly horrible clichés?
26. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure, I do. I like it enough to say it could be the main course and that's just dandy. Well, so long as it involves me giving, I like it an awful lot more than just sitting back and letting stuff happen like some cold fish.
27. What's your favorite sexual position?
Does oral count? Otherwise, I mean, missionary, cowgirl, spooning. These are nice positions.
28. What's your favorite sex act?
Oral, um, facials, etc.
29. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No but the situation has arisen. I mean, like, I came close to it, but it's too awkward and I kinda was like "um, I'm out!"
30. When was the last time you had sex?
A long-ass time ago I think.
31. Had sex with your cloths on?
Yep! Lots of times. Clothed (or partially so) is fun, for sure.
32. Ever had Anal sex?
33. Do you think you give good oral sex?
I can, but like I said, like, I haven't been able to in a bajillion years so I might be rusty. Better get some practice. (yeah, right; see the "no friends" comments)
34. Favorite turn on's?
Nice eyes. A nice smile. Holding hands. Kisses are a definite must. The back of a lady's neck. Feeling her fingers at my sides or tummy. Ball fondling. Naughty cuddles or sneak touches at semi-inappropriate moments, like, you know, dirty footsie play at a restaurant or whatever under the table.
35. Are you loud?
Not very, but I don't mind a loud partner at all =)
36. Do you use protection.
Yes. But, if in a relationship, I'd like to eschew it (in favor of the pill or something). That's another thing I was unable to get over the last 6 years, was the chance to ever eschew a condom.
37. Ever regret having sex with someone?
Yes, but in hindsight, it was stupid to regret that. I never cheated or anything, and whatever, it's like...you do whatever you can in life, and experience is good so long as nobody was hurt.
38. Have you ever swallowed?
Yes. In fact, I recommend it. I dunno! I find not liking semen or femme juices or what have you to be kinda weird >_> I guess I'm a freak and my ex was right, I'm as crazy as Javier Bardem's character or whatever.
39. Where is one place you would like to have sex?
In your bed, reader. *cue '70s porno music, low, red lights, etc*
Seriously? Yosemite! I never had sex there and I'd love to hike out into the woods (or meadows, it's probably way too crowded to ever do this from, like, the Valley...have to be in the back country) and have a go at it in nature.
40. Feel like having sex now?
FEEL LIKE MAKIN LOVVVVEE
Actually, no; there's nobody around. So I don't feel like having sex. If someone nice and frisky were here, that'd be different, naturally.