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I Never Harmed an Onion

In honor of one of the world's greatest pianists, a song:

" Olive pit,
I've split
Bananas.
Take Easter eggs,
And make them dye.
But I never harmed an onion,
So, why should they make me cry?

Once, I saw a salad dressing.
My face got radish, my, oh, my.
But I never harmed an onion,
So, why should they make me cry?

Potatoes I've mashed,
And berries I've crushed.
I've made an arti-choke
And that's not all.

I've also whipped cream
And beaten an egg.
Yes, I've even made a melon bawl.

Of all the things above, I'm guilty.
If punished, I would know just why.
But I never harmed an onion,
So, why should they make me cry?

Oh, why should they make me cry?


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Some ways to outfox those nasty onions: chop off the root end first, freeze before cutting, chop them underwater, and burn a candle nearby when chopping.
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