Here is a little something someone gave me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me laugh out loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... It goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give**MORE** than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they're giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented by:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20+103%

AND look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7+118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint... It goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented by:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20+103%

AND look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7+118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

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