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I'm baaaaack.... (talking to the TSA)

Ha ha ha ha, i'm back you TSA bitches.  one calender year of being suspended from international travel, and i'm back.. i feel like i did my time standing on my goddamn head.  oh once i get my passport back and once i start taking international assignments again, you TSA bullies are going to be seeing more of me, and what i have in store for you as retribution.

Do i feel sorry for having a fist fight with a TSA agent last year.. nope, not even remotely sorry, not one fucking bit.  that apology letter that was sent to you by my office, and my boss, (who by the way was kinda hopping i'd beat the shit out of you, more, he likes a good fight now and then) is bullshit,, we're not sorry that you got the crap smacked out of you, and i'm sure as shit not sorry for defending myself when you threw the first several punches.. although, my 91 year old granny, and my 30+ year old cousins throw better punches than you do.  just saying.

So the next time i go through a TSA checkpoint, i'm going to be wearing a cock ring, or something else that cause the TSA agents to be embarrassed while they pat me down, and search me.. am i going to be embarrassed by wearing a cock ring??  hell no, i;ve worn worse, and more fun things.

So be warned TSa, i'm back, and nuttier than ever. just you know... fyi bitches.
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