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Some kind of meme I found in my glove compartment

[] you meow/bark to get attention
[X] you find pets toys amusing     (squeaky, squeaky!)
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[X] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (or face, and also bite at their fingers)
[X] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (or bite)
[] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[X] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back (I have a favorite ball)
[] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[X] you love fish/meat
[X] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car. (except when you get hit by a bug XD)
[X] you like when people pet your head (or tell me I'm a good boy)
[X] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper (never actually happened but it'd at least make me stop and go "the fuck? you just hit me with a newspaper bitch?)
[X] you think feathers are fun to play with (tickle, tickle!)
[X] you sleep a lot during daytime (fuck off, I'm sleeping!)
[X] you enjoy scaring birds (RAWR! hahahaha!)
[] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[X] you bite people if they annoy you (or get too close or poke me. Oh wait, that's annoying.)
[X] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (or before I've gotten mine XD)
[X] milk or water is your favorite drink (especially chocolate milk :D)
[X] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it (have one because I like it, not because I have an owner unfortunately)
[X] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it (not as much as the collar. it dangles.)
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[X] you enjoy long walks in the park (or the forest, or the sidewalk, or the field, or etc.)
[] you meow/bark when you see something you want
[X] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[X] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[X] you really enjoy cuddling (I think I would anyway...)
[X] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[X] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around (very rare. Usually once I'm up, I'm up)
[X] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep (any soft spot is my favorite spot unless it smells bad or is wet)
[] you meow or bark very often
[X] you hide when you get scared (don't get scared much anymore)
[] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[X] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand (catch flies all the time :D)
[X] you tend to chew on stuff a lot (especially rubber things)
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it (haven't engraved my tag yet)
[X] you refer to your self as an animal (well I AM a fox XD)
[X] your username has something to do with animals
[X] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[X] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[X] you look for edible stuff often
[X] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[] you like to say hi to strangers
[X] you like to be petted when you have done something good (or the "good boy" thing or both :D)
[] people think you act like a pet
[X] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
(try not to hiss anymore, last time I was eating and... it was messy XD)
[] you like to eat grass
[X] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water

35/50 = 70%
So what's that mean?
And did anyone get the title reference?
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