okay you bronies and you My Little balogna Pony fans out there. I have a situation that I want your opinion on. here are the details (and before you ask, yes, this idea has been claimed by legal means):
The Shadowbolts have returned and caused an incident called the "Purple Calamity". this calamity brought a giant purple cloud all over Equestria's major areas, some places even got (no puns intended) purple rain, causing many a pony to get sick. some of the populous died from the calamity (mostly babies and a general amount of the others) and the Wonderbolts took it to the Shadowbolts. the Wonderbolts were victorious.... at a cost; Spitfire and two other Wonderbolt mares were the only survivors of the battle.
those who survived/ were cured of the Purple Calamity caused an interesting side effect for both genders; surviving colts became chemically neutered and surviving stallions became infertile, fillies were given more intelligence and the mares entered oestrus. later on, Mayor Mare finds out that Big Macintosh and Braeburn are the only fertile stallions around, and are asked to "go to town". Big Mac and Braeburn are now deciding who gets which girls for plowing, yet neither of them will "tussle the hay" with Applejack. later on, a third, mystery stallion deals with a sexually frustrated Applejack, and eventually populous is restored.
so here's the question for all of you:
Applejack aside (boo, hiss, I know), which of the reasonable mares get placed for stud to Big Mac/Braeburn? and by reasonable, I mean the ones around the age range of the other five main pony gals (like Derpy), not the milfs, like Mrs. Cake, Aunt Orange, etc.
6 years, 3 months ago
05 Jul 2012 12:51 CEST