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pirohmaniac

Family goes camping, leaves me behind

If this was a news headline, I would cut it out and fucking frame it!

That's right, they're going camping and leaving me at home to babysit the dogs. They wanted me to come for a "holiday" but any time away from them is practically a holiday and time with them is stressful so..... yeah.

They're gone from Thursday morning to Monday night. What to do, what to do?

OH I KNOW!
In no particular order...
1. Watch movies - Puss in Boots in HD :D
2. Finish this damn PHP Course - Needs to be done...
3. Blend - Uh, duh.
4. Lock the little dogs up - So they're not pissing and shitting everywhere while I work
5. Sweep the floor - it's very dirty.
6. Mop the floor - Remember #3? They piss and shit EVERYWHERE ALL DAMN DAY!
7. Fix my door - so the little fuckheads can't use my room for a bathroom after the family gets back
8. Watch TV - probably cartoons :D
9. Drink - The parents found the booze stash. Found my collar too but I got that back.
10. Play games - Maybe I'll try Skyward Sword or just break out the emulators and play Zelda 64 with Hi-Res textures :D
11. Shameless self-abuse - Yes I have to plan for this. No privacy in this house.
12. Get up at 8:00 in the morning - Family isn't there to make me dread getting out of bed
13. Drink - If I can find enough change, I might bike to town for a bottle of vodka.

That's about all I can think of offhand. This should be a satisfying five days.
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Added: 6 years, 5 months ago
 
Fennex
6 years, 5 months ago
cool but why don't get the dogs to take a walk ? they are cubs ?
pirohmaniac
6 years, 4 months ago
twelve of them are (11 to be sold) The others are kind of stupid. For one thing, we find pugs tend to chase cars from the front. If they're left outside long enough, they'll be on the road. Or out in the field chasing cows. Doesn't matter though. House is now clean.
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