If this was a news headline, I would cut it out and fucking frame it!
That's right, they're going camping and leaving me at home to babysit the dogs. They wanted me to come for a "holiday" but any time away from them is practically a holiday and time with them is stressful so..... yeah.
They're gone from Thursday morning to Monday night. What to do, what to do?
OH I KNOW! In no particular order... 1. Watch movies - Puss in Boots in HD :D 2. Finish this damn PHP Course - Needs to be done... 3. Blend - Uh, duh. 4. Lock the little dogs up - So they're not pissing and shitting everywhere while I work 5. Sweep the floor - it's very dirty. 6. Mop the floor - Remember #3? They piss and shit EVERYWHERE ALL DAMN DAY! 7. Fix my door - so the little fuckheads can't use my room for a bathroom after the family gets back 8. Watch TV - probably cartoons :D 9. Drink - The parents found the booze stash. Found my collar too but I got that back. 10. Play games - Maybe I'll try Skyward Sword or just break out the emulators and play Zelda 64 with Hi-Res textures :D 11. Shameless self-abuse - Yes I have to plan for this. No privacy in this house. 12. Get up at 8:00 in the morning - Family isn't there to make me dread getting out of bed 13. Drink - If I can find enough change, I might bike to town for a bottle of vodka.
That's about all I can think of offhand. This should be a satisfying five days.