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Telemarketers

Oh, I hit a new low in harassing telemarketers.

Press 1, "How may I help you?"
"I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but based on the job you have, you already did."

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Added: 2 years, 12 months ago
 
caldaq
2 years, 12 months ago
Oh!. BURN!!!!
Sumdumguy
2 years, 12 months ago
I tend to try and keep them on the line.  I will "mis hear" numbers, repeat them back wrong, tie them up for 20 minutes of so...then tell them their mother sucks the cocks of dead dogs
LordChaos
2 years, 12 months ago
So true.
nelson88
2 years, 12 months ago
They bother too much! ^^
WeirdPurpleBunny
2 years, 12 months ago
Love it!  ;)
ThaPig
2 years, 12 months ago
I don't get human telemarketers anymore, they are computers with pre-recorded answers. I have  Voight-Kampffed them a few time

Caller: "This is Jenny on a recorded line, how are you doing today"
Me: "I just raped your grandmother's corpse"
Caller: "That's great, I'm calling from Someshit™ pharmacy about your medical supplies"
Me: "I already ordered a dozen frozen fetuses to make stem cell cocktail in my blender"
Caller: "Well like to tell you about our special discounts..."
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