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Ask Friend CubPewter

hello everyone.  looks like one of the boys on the team left there badge behind.  

So I thought I'd take advantage of that to let you folks chat with our dear friend CubPewter

*sets the badge in a slot on the desk*

now if anyone has any questions they'd like to ask out cubby computer overlord about the compound, or the secret societies or even what any of the team members jobs mean (what exactly is an age enforcement officer )   Also if you have a question for a team member he can relay that to them as well.

Now He won't reveal anything top secret, or anything related directly to any ongoing investigations but other then that our security clearance is high enough to most anything

*the screen lights up.  Its a black background with a pixilated green smily face"

 “Greetings Fuckup team 11427.  You require further input (y/n)"
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
 
RokukeShiba
6 years, 4 months ago
Can I do naughty things to you? :P
Natoo
6 years, 4 months ago
ASK?      humm.       Okay, why is the sky blue?
Bunnycub
6 years, 4 months ago
this is what happens when a bunny's finger slips while typing
*chuckles*  sorry
Natoo
6 years, 4 months ago
lol.
JustLurking
6 years, 4 months ago
Can I offer friend CubPewter a fleshlight? :)
Bunnycub
6 years, 4 months ago
Definition = Fleshlight
a pre CubPewter construct made of soft silicon and hard plastic Designed to pleasure a cubs member as a means to simulate sexual activity

Answer
No Cubpewter has several more advanced devices at his disposal with tactical sensors to provide CubPewter with sensual inputs.

*a number such devices raise into view coming towards you.  some of which  make suckling noises while the the others have piston like tips*  

CubPewter would demonstrate
dravenbunny
6 years, 4 months ago
How many cubs are in the compound at one time, and is there still an enrollment opportunities?
Bunnycub
6 years, 4 months ago
Database query states that Census data lists current registered Newdborn population 15,576, Cubs 18,752, Tweenies 14, 295, Teamagers 12,570, Growed ups 43,839.  
This total does not include inactive clones, Various types of constructs.

Query
Requesting Enrollment opportunities implies that you are not a registered Citizen of Omega Compound.  It is treason not to be Registered with CubPewter

*A pair of turrets focus on you as an identity reader raises from the floor. *  

Please present don for identity verification.  
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