And some days, you feel like you've got a bunch of squimmets dangling from you while you're hauled in for a banectomy thanks to life bruising you.
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banectomy,n. The removal of bruises on a banana ~ Sniglets squimmets,n. Those disgusting threads that hang from a banana after it has been peeled. – Not Necessarily the News
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