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AlexReynard

RIDDLE ME THIS.

No, seriously. Please do.

It's been almost a year since my last question-answering-thingy, so I thought I should offer you the opportunity to demand truth and secrets from me again. Ask me stuff! All sorts of stuff! Moral dilemmas and chances for me to rant about shit are most appreciated. :)

No more than five questions per furson, please. Nothing's off-limits, except for my Social Security number, online passwords, and any questions regarding that video that leaked online where I shove a banana up my butt.

Also, you can check out my other answer audios HERE, HERE and HERE.


EDIT: For those of you who didn't get the reference.
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Added: 6 years, 6 months ago
 
LupineAssassin
6 years, 6 months ago
Do you go to furcons, and will you be attending Anthrocon next month? :)
Shuyo
6 years, 6 months ago
Ever read the SCP files? http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

If so, what was your general reaction, and which did you like the most?

Exactly what did you think of The Avengers?

Have you ever had a conversation with a total stranger, from inside a bathroom stall?
Rhumba
6 years, 6 months ago
Where can I get that video? I tried to download it but it said I needed your social security number for a password :(
Whitehair
6 years, 6 months ago
Banana stuffing is fun!  How many can you take?  Ever tried marshmallows?
Shokuji
6 years, 6 months ago
Do you worry that sometimes now matter how much objective sense you're making, people aren't listening?

Have you ever felt like you don't really belong in this society, as if you have a completely different viewpoint than most people?
Cloud006
6 years, 6 months ago
what is you fave thing to do in your free time??

what type of art do you like most??

I love your rants but I can think of a good thing to ask so you can rant about it.

So Dogs or Cats??
and you cant pic both or none.

Ponies??
Yay or nay?? :P
PrawoJazdy
6 years, 6 months ago
Hurray!

Now that "Duke Nukem Forever" exists, what are your thoughts?

Asuraludu previously asked you your top 5 underappreciated creatures. You interpreted that as "characters." What about species?

I've read a clarification of what people mean by "supernatural" that runs thus: a "natural" occurence can be broken down into purely physical components, but a "supernatural" one has a mental component that has no physical decomposition. Do you think this definition works, and do you think that kind of "supernatural" exists?

I think I'll save my other two for when I have solid ideas.
PrawoJazdy
6 years, 6 months ago
Crap. I guess I'll ask this and maybe try to retract it later.

Is this question about a banana?
KevinSnowpaw
6 years, 6 months ago
In the event of total nuclear war and the impending nuclear winter and subsequent radioactive zombies that arise from the ashes of that Holocaust, do you speculate in your wisdom that Muslim and Jewish Zombies will still needlessly fight over the smoldering crater that WAS Israel or will there finally be peace in the middle east?

Also  why the hell do we taste like Pork? More impotently, why do I know that? O.o

Finally, if you were offered the chance to become a famous seasonal or holiday icon would you do it? If so wich one and what changes would you potentially make to our beloved holiday/season. This can be changes in process or to the season/event itself.
hashmaster7420
6 years, 6 months ago
Do you like NASCAR (or racing in general), if so who's your favorite driver?

What is the craziest thing you've done?

If you had a time machine and could go back to fix/change one thing and one thing only in your past, what would it be?





hashmaster7420
6 years, 6 months ago
If you could have a mutant superpower what would it be?
LoZeed
6 years, 6 months ago
1. Whats one fetish you utterly dispise.
2. In your opinion which movie had the stupidest plot?
3. What got you into furry anyways?
Humbug
6 years, 6 months ago
Know what's funny? I actually thought for a little while that you might be the Amazing Atheist. Your description of your RL self kinda fit, and you share -so- many views with him. :P

Anyway...do you have a job? If so, what do you do? If not, where's your income come from?
Obama or Louis Black?
Santorum or Hitler?
drakiskier
6 years, 6 months ago
#1 What are your favorite fanfics that OTHERS have made of YOUR works?
#2 If 1+1=10 and 10+10=100, then what does 11+11=?
#3 What is your favorite home-cooked food? (not takeout or order in)
#4 Why do nice guys always finish last?
#5 Why can i not find anyone to help me build powered combat armor....   i have the designs in my head, but no tools...

#6 can i ask a sixth question?
DecapDuck
6 years, 6 months ago
I suppose I'd be stirring shit up when I admit I am a straight, christian, republican. (despite my constant headless furry porn shtick) and to be honest most of the things you say don't offend me, because they are not target at me directly. That and I do kinda like stirring shit up.

One question I will ask: Has there ever been a subject you would never touch?
ZephonTsol
6 years, 6 months ago
What's a million times a million? No seriously, no one ever seems to get this right.

Seriously, do you think that gay pride parades are helpful or not to moving America into acceptance. Also, would Mitt Romney as president be bad? If it would, how? I'm curious.
SenGrisane
6 years, 6 months ago
Do you think that the phenomenon of airborne pigs is related to the drop to temperatures below zero °C in hell?

If I forward my number to a friend's phone and he forwards his number to my phone and someone would call one of us what would happen? I have several theories on that matter.

Did you get spanked as a kid?
justacritic
6 years, 6 months ago
I was wondering if you would do this again, well then.
1. What opinion do you have if any on the marketization of higher education?

2. Would you mind being a deity in that story series I've mentioned in progress? I have a vacancy in my celestial hierarchy.

3. Would you tell in your experience what are the most cliche ideas to ever appear in a piece of written fiction? I'd like to have a little advance warning of anything that might elicit groans from an audience.

4. Do you believe you'll outlast that ban by a certain purple dinosaur? If so what's the first thing thing you're going to do if you ever get back?

5. What do you like to see in a piece of written fiction, whether fan or original? I often feel dissatisfied with my own attempts, and because I think so highly of you, I would like to see what you like to see in a story.

Thank you for your time as always.    
WanderingSmoke
6 years, 6 months ago
How many plants are around your place? What kind are they? Have you pissed on them? Does marking your territory actually keep other animals away?

Sorry, I couldn't think of anything good to ask lol.
chaosblackwing
6 years, 6 months ago
1. How quick do you tend to write your stories once you sit down and start typing?

2. If you could force the leader(s) of a religion to do anything you wanted to, what would it be?

3. What kind of music, if any, do you tend to listen to while writing?

4. What would make a good fourth question?

5. If it were legal to throw something at a politician every time they get called on a bullshit statement, what would be the best thing to throw?
asuraludu
6 years, 6 months ago
1.  Which production company would you want to animate Summer of the Living Dead?
2.  Dr Pepper or Dr. Doom... Who has a better shot at ruling the world?
3.  Bob Clampet or Tex Avery?
4.  Of all the plushies you own, who rules them all with a soft squishy fist?
5.  Favorite foreign animated film?
KintoMythostian
6 years, 6 months ago
1. What is your computer wallpaper right now?
2. Grab the nearest book to where you are sitting (or standing or squatting or jogging in place) right now. What is it?
3. Which will happen first: An openly atheist president, or the seas being filled with boiling blood?
Osprey
6 years, 6 months ago
May I request Transformation themed Rescue ranger art?
misterebony
6 years, 6 months ago
Well, here are my five:
1.) I noticed you are not doing a lot of gobbling stuff these days. Are you turnings away from it?
2.) What would be a cool crossover for the rescue rangers?
3.) If you have one train going 23 mph from Shanghai, and another going 380 mph from Sydney, when do they crash into one another in a firey wreck that wipes out both trains?
4.) Will Bartleby be reincarnated?...... I mean will we see him again?
5.) What do you think a vorish wedding and / or marriage proposal should entail?
FedoraFox
6 years, 6 months ago
-One of your favorite franchises is being developed into a film series and you get to choose the director. However, the choices are Michael Bay, Roland Emmerich or George Lucas. Who do you choose and suicide or homicide is not an option?

-Is it better to regret the things we have done than to regret the things we haven't done?

-What is a "fan theory" that utterly blows your mind? (Ex: James Bond is actually a code name. Cameron invented Ferris and he's living out what Cameron wishes he could be.)

-Out of all your plushies, which one is your favorite to "cuddle" with?

-What is the most vile, heinous fan-fiction you ever read?
Manafox
6 years, 6 months ago
What motivates you to write these amazing stories?

Do you think the "pedo scare" will die down?

Are the Palestinians rightful owners of the empty lands they settled and got driven from? Or does Israel own it de facto?

What exactly makes a visual piece concerning cubs wonderful to you in particular?

What do you think will happen around the end of 2012? XD;
LandonFox
6 years, 6 months ago
- What is your crowning moment of awesome?

- Let us assume that there exists a punishment zone in hell called the Michael Bay zone.  Inside this zone, you are forced to live inside Michael Bay movies.  Who would you use this punishment on?
Joppe
6 years, 6 months ago
In your previous question / answer recordings, someone asks what you would do with a genie and three wishes. You said you would first test with the first wish, and then you'd wish you could change reality, third wish to go to the genie.

Genie wishes for himself freedom. Now let's say that the genie was evil and now has as much or more power than you and wants to take over the universe and control it with an iron fist (In principle, destroy all that is good) for some unspecified reason.

How would you confront it with your own reality-altering powers? (You can not harm anyone, nor go back in time and change the wish. Same rules apply to the genie)
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